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The seed has sprouted, and a conclusion blooms.

Opening in the laundry room of Barad-Dur, we find the heroine Katherine cleaning the undergarments of the residents of Mordor. One day while cleaning a Ringwraith’s cloak, she discovered something in on of the interior pockets, “Tisk,” she scolded, “they never empty their pockets.” She pulled the object out, only to discover that it was a ring that she had found. “Hmm,” she thought, “could it be…”
“Naw,” she told herself, “What are the odds of that?” Being curious however, she decided to find out, so she wrapped the ring in a towel and threw it in the dryer (how Sauron came by a dryer is anyone’s guess). After five minutes on the “hot spin cycle”, she took it out. Sure enough, the faint elvish script began to appear.
“All right!” she exclaimed trying not to let the orcs outside of the room hear her, “I found the One Ring!” Realizing that she had found a way to get out of the laundry room, she quickly placed the ring on her finger and snuck past the guards outside of the room. Suddenly, she heard a powerful roar. Realizing where the one ring was, Sauron became extremely pissed off. “Uh oh,” Katherine said, making a run for the exit. She was almost there, when the Witch-King flew in front of her and blocked her escape path. The Nazgul was about to devour her when all of a sudden; she spotted a blue dragon flying through the air. Acting quickly so that the Witch-King would not see it, she yelled, “Look! It’s the Goodyear blimp!” pointing up in the direction away from the dragon. “Where?!” the Witch-King wheeled staring up frantically at the sky in search of the flying vessel. It was at this point that Stephen on the water dragon swooped down and delivered her from the clutches of the Witch-King. The dastardly wraith, obviously upset at being fooled, quickly gave chase. He was almost upon them when Katherine had an idea. She instructed Stephen to fly over Mount Doom, and when they were directly over it, she flung the One Ring into the abyss. Screeching in terror, the wraith flew down into the volcano to retrieve it, however it was in vain. The world began to dissolve as the ring did, somehow being connected together. The world fell as Katherine, Stephen, and the dragon fell through the void back to the real world. The last thing Stephen could remember before he passed out was Katherine saying, “I didn’t get to meet Aragorn! Oh, he’s so pretty….”
They woke up to find themselves floating on the lake in New York. Swimming back to the house, they found out that it was almost time to get back to school. “Well,” Stephen said, “this has been a most excellent vacation; all thanks to you Katherine, and our friend the water dragon.” “Indeed it has,” Katherine replied, “ It’s just sad that however because of the fact that it is coming to a close.” So, the two adventurers went on one final ride on their friend the water dragon, and they both agreed that their summer vacation was MOST FANTASTIC!

Description
The seed has sprouted, and a conclusion blooms.

Opening in the laundry room of Barad-Dur, we find the heroine Katherine cleaning the undergarments of the residents of Mordor. One day while cleaning a Ringwraith’s cloak, she discovered something in on of the interior pockets, “Tisk,” she scolded, “they never empty their pockets.” She pulled the object out, only to discover that it was a ring that she had found. “Hmm,” she thought, “could it be…”
“Naw,” she told herself, “What are the odds of that?” Being curious however, she decided to find out, so she wrapped the ring in a towel and threw it in the dryer (how Sauron came by a dryer is anyone’s guess). After five minutes on the “hot spin cycle”, she took it out. Sure enough, the faint elvish script began to appear.
“All right!” she exclaimed trying not to let the orcs outside of the room hear her, “I found the One Ring!” Realizing that she had found a way to get out of the laundry room, she quickly placed the ring on her finger and snuck past the guards outside of the room. Suddenly, she heard a powerful roar. Realizing where the one ring was, Sauron became extremely pissed off. “Uh oh,” Katherine said, making a run for the exit. She was almost there, when the Witch-King flew in front of her and blocked her escape path. The Nazgul was about to devour her when all of a sudden; she spotted a blue dragon flying through the air. Acting quickly so that the Witch-King would not see it, she yelled, “Look! It’s the Goodyear blimp!” pointing up in the direction away from the dragon. “Where?!” the Witch-King wheeled staring up frantically at the sky in search of the flying vessel. It was at this point that Stephen on the water dragon swooped down and delivered her from the clutches of the Witch-King. The dastardly wraith, obviously upset at being fooled, quickly gave chase. He was almost upon them when Katherine had an idea. She instructed Stephen to fly over Mount Doom, and when they were directly over it, she flung the One Ring into the abyss. Screeching in terror, the wraith flew down into the volcano to retrieve it, however it was in vain. The world began to dissolve as the ring did, somehow being connected together. The world fell as Katherine, Stephen, and the dragon fell through the void back to the real world. The last thing Stephen could remember before he passed out was Katherine saying, “I didn’t get to meet Aragorn! Oh, he’s so pretty….”
They woke up to find themselves floating on the lake in New York. Swimming back to the house, they found out that it was almost time to get back to school. “Well,” Stephen said, “this has been a most excellent vacation; all thanks to you Katherine, and our friend the water dragon.” “Indeed it has,” Katherine replied, “ It’s just sad that however because of the fact that it is coming to a close.” So, the two adventurers went on one final ride on their friend the water dragon, and they both agreed that their summer vacation was MOST FANTASTIC!