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Ahhhh, million times apologies! Dunno what went wrong, and right when I was off for the weekend of course. Movie should be fixed now.
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Ah, Crisis Core. I always considered it the big brother of Kingdom hearts 353/2 days.

Both spinoffs staring a tragic minor character, so with both you can assume it'll have a sad and anti-climactic ending, both dedicate a lot of gameplay to small story unrelated missions, both have a "2 best friends fight each other to death" setpiece going on, there's an entire new subplot thrown in the old canon including all new characters that the fandom immediatly hates (Well, dunno if the fandom hates Genesis and Angeal that much, but I for one prefer Xion at least a lot more then annoying endless poetry reading Genesis.. Ughhh.) etcetera etcetera.

On most of these themes, Crisis core faires better then Kingdom Hearts, the missions are optional and there's a lot of story related main missions, the subplot here is a lot better and actually gives the ending of the game still a bit of closure, instead of putting even more emphasis on the anticlimactic nature.. Yes, Crisis Core does a lot better, but there's one thing Kingdom hearts did better, and that's the Xion versus Roxas battle..Which I already found weak there.

But there, the best friends fight each other had more build up, and the characters had at least, tough very abstract and weak, motivations, here the Angeal versus Zack fight is a lot more random.

The one thing both are equally good (err, bad) in, are the lame passive villains. I really dislike modern Square Enix villains. They started with boring "forces of evil" in the first 5 final fantasies, then theyh ad a brief golden era with complete psycho's that, while little substance, where at least a lot of fun and very effective, with Kefka and Seprioth, then we go into the "Uhmm..what?" type of villains in Final fantasy 8 and 9, and ever since then we have villains in which I don't even know WHY they're villains.

What's up with Genesis, all missions where I have to kill him, he's doing nothing but randomly standing around in factories or forests with his clones, reading his damn Loveless poetry. And Angeal is "Whaaa, I'm a monster so I must kill people!". Why dude, it's your own choice. So upset that you have wings? You're a Soldier, you're already a freak of nature, so whatever. I wish the game elaborated more why everyone thinks that having wings= must immediatly kill everyone.

Anyway, that's all peanuts with the MEGA HUGE plothole this game has, destroying it's own 3th act and even Final fantasy 7's sad prologue with it.

Zack adn Cloud work for mega corporation Shinrah, but during an accident they "die" and then get thrown in Shinrah's EVIL laboraties where they're being experimented on. They escape and are now fugitives, desperatly trying to get to Midgar to meet Aeris again, but sadly, Zack is shot and killed right before the city borders.

Good story, except in Crisis core they ruin this by A) Giving Zack a still working cellhpone (which he carried around during his torture sessions in the lab, even tough he was naked? Okay...)

Okay, I guess it's arguable how much of a plothole this is, I guess he never calls Aeris for fear that Shinrah will find out where he is, altough 1) He gets repeatedly attacked by Shinrah during his trip to Midgar, so they already kinda know where he is, 2) he doesn't have to tell Aeris his location, he can just have a normal conversation and 3) If Shinrah can track his cellphone...Well, then calling is not even necesairy to begin with.
So yeah, it's a arguable case, but it still ruins the drama for me to know that Zack was one phone call away from Aeris the entire time.

And then we have plothole B, the real big one.
He can still do missions for Shinra. I COULD have put this under the "It's a videogame, you're supposed to assume these missions happen before the betrayel" thought, but there's one problem.
You get at least one specific mission AFTER, and even ABOUT the Nibelheim incident, Hojo asks you to rekill a copy of Sephiroth for studies.

This means that
A) Shinra still hires Zack while hes'a fugitive
B) Zack happely works with Hojo, the man who personally tortured him
C) Zack happely rekills Seprioth, even tough that fight must have hold 2 or 3 huge trauma's for him by now.
D) Zack helps Shinrah on new fighting data, and Shinrah gives Zack money, which they both can use against each other.
E) Zack can, at any time during his tragic trip to Midgar, just GO to Midgar.
Since it's Canon that he get's this mission after the betrayel, that means all bets are off for all the other missions as well, and there are several missions (especially by the housing office) that are done in the slumps.
So yeah, Zack can happely wander around in Aeris's backyard during any time while he's on his tragically doomed trip to see Aeris.

This plothole blasts so many holes in the plot that it baffles me. Ah Square Enix, you didn't think it trough, did ya?

Thanks to Rugal and Sassi for voices, and if you want to see a...glitchy because of darn Blip.. 3 minute version of Final fantasy 7, go here:

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Comments: 185

Axquirix [2010-11-28 21:04:23 +0000 UTC]

You ever played Dissidia? It seems to make sense, but I'm probably not looking deep into it enough.

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Rogerregorroger In reply to Axquirix [2010-11-28 21:13:23 +0000 UTC]

Haven't played that game yet, sorry.

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Axquirix In reply to Rogerregorroger [2010-12-20 10:09:01 +0000 UTC]

I think you'd enjoy it.

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Rogerregorroger In reply to Axquirix [2010-12-20 10:27:44 +0000 UTC]

okay

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Axquirix In reply to Rogerregorroger [2011-01-04 16:11:49 +0000 UTC]

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PantaroP In reply to ??? [2010-11-28 20:11:36 +0000 UTC]

WHAT? KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!!

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Rogerregorroger In reply to PantaroP [2010-11-28 20:27:19 +0000 UTC]

That seems to his entire personality at the later bits of teh game, jup.

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Shadow-Dinosaur In reply to ??? [2010-11-28 19:51:40 +0000 UTC]

The most evil act in history. Reading Poetry in a cave! XD

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AlekidThunder In reply to ??? [2010-11-28 19:45:49 +0000 UTC]

Hi Rog.I didn't understand.What was wronh with ur movie?

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Rogerregorroger In reply to AlekidThunder [2010-11-28 20:28:21 +0000 UTC]

I think I uploaded a version in the newest Flash player version.. Or something else.

Because I had to leave, I quickly exported the movie on a diffrent computer and a diffrent flash version I usuauly use, so that didn't end well appearently.

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AlekidThunder In reply to Rogerregorroger [2010-11-28 23:54:56 +0000 UTC]

YIKES!

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SteffLoui In reply to ??? [2010-11-28 19:05:28 +0000 UTC]

Seeing death to all happen for a reason/no reason makes me want to punch those who leave retarded and repetetive comments. Glad you got this working now, least I didn't complain...(well, not over dramatic anyway yeah).

Christ, I'm still not used to hearing my voice played back, I SOUND SO FECKING YOUNG STILL! its creepy I tell you, really is...

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Jakearmitage01 In reply to SteffLoui [2010-11-28 21:40:13 +0000 UTC]

You did fine...my goddess.lol

I've been used to hearing my own voice for years now in Roger's movies. Though if you hear more recent ones as it went on I got a little better by each. Now I can perfectly voice weak one-demensional villans who read bad poetry.

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SteffLoui In reply to Jakearmitage01 [2010-11-30 10:19:15 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

Yeah, only a few years and I still sound so weak and the same as ever guess it's the confidence

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Jakearmitage01 In reply to SteffLoui [2010-11-30 17:43:09 +0000 UTC]

It's more about presentation. If you can act out what you're voicing as you do it, you give more strength to the line.

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SteffLoui In reply to Jakearmitage01 [2010-12-01 22:58:18 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the tip, not everyone's perfect, but that's cool with me, I'm used to it , hahaa

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Jakearmitage01 In reply to SteffLoui [2010-12-02 03:29:53 +0000 UTC]

I'm not that great either, I'm just more reliable than most when Roger or Alex need voices done in an instant.lol

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Rogerregorroger In reply to SteffLoui [2010-11-28 20:29:00 +0000 UTC]

Ah, everyone is weirded out by their own voice, doncha worry.
Thanks for helping!

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SteffLoui In reply to Rogerregorroger [2010-11-30 10:19:35 +0000 UTC]

no problem, glad to have helped

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PianoxLullaby In reply to ??? [2010-11-28 18:56:15 +0000 UTC]

Hahhah, oh Crisis Core... what a disappointment you were...

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Rogerregorroger In reply to PianoxLullaby [2010-11-28 20:29:41 +0000 UTC]

Still it was fun to see some Final fantasy locations made into real 3d, even if a lot of details were removed.

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PianoxLullaby In reply to Rogerregorroger [2010-11-28 20:32:29 +0000 UTC]

Like Costa del Sol

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Rogerregorroger In reply to PianoxLullaby [2010-11-28 21:14:30 +0000 UTC]

To bad you can't explore it, just one battle on the beach..

The only big location seen in 33 and not featured in Dirge of ceberus before was Junon I think.

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joeyjo In reply to ??? [2010-11-28 18:54:51 +0000 UTC]

THAT WAS EPIC!!!!

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Rogerregorroger In reply to joeyjo [2010-11-28 20:30:32 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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joeyjo In reply to Rogerregorroger [2010-11-29 00:33:08 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome

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Manah-Angel-Eyes In reply to ??? [2010-11-28 18:18:25 +0000 UTC]

Zoveel gekkigheid in FFVII 8'D
Maar het blijft het beste spel ooit XD

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Rogerregorroger In reply to Manah-Angel-Eyes [2010-11-28 20:30:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh,ik zal nooit zeggen dat het slechte games zijn.
Mischien een tikje te uber populair, maar verder wel geinig.

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Manah-Angel-Eyes In reply to Rogerregorroger [2010-11-28 20:45:57 +0000 UTC]

Jaaa soms draaien de hardcore fans een beetje door...da's wel irritant XD

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maddogpony In reply to ??? [2010-11-28 17:59:42 +0000 UTC]

hahahahaha well that was the complete summary of the game

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Rogerregorroger In reply to maddogpony [2010-11-28 20:29:51 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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maddogpony In reply to Rogerregorroger [2010-11-29 00:18:30 +0000 UTC]

Your Welcome

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Magmos In reply to ??? [2010-11-28 17:58:23 +0000 UTC]

Wow...funny!

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Kotlol In reply to ??? [2010-11-28 17:24:00 +0000 UTC]

Dont worry I was able to watch it before.

The problem is deviantart sometimes glitches up flashes.

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Rogerregorroger In reply to Kotlol [2010-11-28 20:31:03 +0000 UTC]

I think the problem was that I exported it in the newest version of flash player, which most peopel haven't downloaded yet.
I guess you were just more updated then most people.

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Kotlol In reply to Rogerregorroger [2010-11-28 22:16:49 +0000 UTC]

Actually that wasnt it. I did get the white screen of dead flash. The trick was to right click it during hte loading screen and play. Then it skipped the "White screen of dead flash."

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Rogerregorroger In reply to Kotlol [2010-11-28 22:18:37 +0000 UTC]

ah, weird.

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puppetstringz In reply to ??? [2010-11-28 16:59:45 +0000 UTC]

XD luv the WHEEEEE faces

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Rogerregorroger In reply to puppetstringz [2010-11-28 20:31:09 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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ZoDy In reply to ??? [2010-11-28 16:54:03 +0000 UTC]

Ah I loved how Square really stretched their creative skulls to work a story around FF7's epic plot to make this oddball prequel which was all right but kind of sucked that you knew the fate of every character involved in the story, and kind of weird Zack could take down Sephiroth, Evil Clones, and Gods!! ..Yet got killed so simply in the end. Anyhow great take on the Crisis Core plot! Cant wait till Square make a FF7 Sequel with more bizzare loop holes and angry Barret's!

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Rogerregorroger In reply to ZoDy [2010-11-28 20:34:40 +0000 UTC]

Avent Children and Dirge of Ciberus are your FF7 sequels I guess.

A sequel to any other Final fantasy would be nice now. Good to see at least Final fantasy 4 got a sequel, altough I didn't care much about that game.

Heh, well they did increase the amount of soldiers it took to shoot Zack down. In Ff7 he was just shot by 3 guards, in this game he massacred about 500.0000 guards and only then got gunned down.

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Jakearmitage01 In reply to ZoDy [2010-11-28 17:15:11 +0000 UTC]

Square: Hmmm let's have it involve sick children, effeminate guys with mother issues, and Cloud being Jesus...I think Advent Children sounds like a good title.

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FelldohTheSquirrel In reply to ??? [2010-11-28 16:52:02 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious! I liked the part when I found out I was born in a lab.

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etoca520 In reply to FelldohTheSquirrel [2010-11-28 19:44:45 +0000 UTC]

YOU were born in a lab too!?!? SO WAS I!!!

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FelldohTheSquirrel In reply to etoca520 [2010-11-28 22:05:02 +0000 UTC]



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etoca520 In reply to FelldohTheSquirrel [2010-11-28 22:11:19 +0000 UTC]

LETS GO KILL STUFF!

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FelldohTheSquirrel In reply to etoca520 [2010-11-29 00:56:49 +0000 UTC]

I am against killing. I like "Annihilating" better.

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etoca520 In reply to FelldohTheSquirrel [2010-11-29 00:57:57 +0000 UTC]

Well. That could work to.... LETS DO IT!

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FelldohTheSquirrel In reply to etoca520 [2010-11-29 00:59:45 +0000 UTC]

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etoca520 In reply to FelldohTheSquirrel [2010-11-29 01:51:11 +0000 UTC]

lolz!

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