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The ending song is Koko Ni Iruzeee! 's Morning masumeThe ending song is Koko Ni Iruzeee! 's Morning masume
The ending song is Koko Ni Iruzeee! 's Morning masume
The ending song is Koko Ni Iruzeee! 's Morning masume
The ending song is Koko Ni Iruzeee! 's Morning masume
The ending song is Koko Ni Iruzeee! 's Morning masume
The ending song is Koko Ni Iruzeee! 's Morning masume
The ending song is Koko Ni Iruzeee! 's Morning masume
This is probably my last finished movie of this year, so let's go out with a bang that will give you quite a headache.
Another hyper Sonic movie, for everyone who complained that I lost my crappy drawingstyle and got bored with all the more artsy things I've done.
Oh, and to finally shut people up about telling me the Babylon Rogues are back. I KNOW, darn it.
So yeah, Zero Gravity, what's there to say?
Thing that amuses me the most is that all the levels are racetracks that go in a loop.
That was fine for the first game, since it revolved around a grand prix, but in this game our heroes race because they need to go somewhere, are being chased, or are doing the chasing. So why the heck are the racing in circles?
Would make more sense if the levels were long stretches of road, like in most Rally games or in the Cruis'n series.
What's with the Raiders of the lost Ark vibes in the babylon Rogues story opening anway, Storm's even making the same arm movements as Indy's "sidekick".
For the rest, the game has a generic Sonic story, so let's go around the bulletpoints:
---Annoying new main character: Suprisingly no, but the Babylon Rogues return. Wave and Storm became a lot more likeble in this game, but Jet is really annoying here, getting right on my most annoying characters list after SIlver and Chris.
He yells at Storm and Wave for being late at one point, after they seperated to do chores. Things Wave did:
Research ancient civilisation, improve the airboards, invent a brand new radar system.
Things Storm did: Fight Amy, being attacked by robots, getting lost in the city, finding 2 cosmos stones and getting back to a flying headquarters with no aircraft.
Things Jet did:... moan and complain behind his desk.
Why's that guy the leader anyway?
I love one bit of dialogue that went like;
Jet: Give me THAT THING girl!
Sonic: Girls don't cooperate when you rush them Jet!
Jet: Rush?? IM THE FASTEST CREATURE ALIVE AND IM FAST AND AWESOME AND FAST (insert 5 hour lecture about how fast he is)
Great Jet, but that wasn't Sonic's point. But that bit sums him up pretty much. Heck, it sums up all Sonic characters now I think about it.
---New super evil villain.
Jup, move over Ultimate Doom, Erazor Djin and Mephiles, because here is..dun dun dun! SCR-HD! It's a robot! He wants to steal a ring, and then.. explodes.
Then he steals the rings again..and then he explodes again.
Wow, I guess he's modeled after Sauron from Lord of the rings or something.
Exposition plot: As usual, the game doesn't have any real plot, other then characters yelling how awesome they are and then moving to a diffrent place. Occasionally that plot get's interupted by tedious exposition.
I love it how Tails at one point goes "The robots exploded.. BUT THAT MEANS!..no wait, I have to think first.." As if the writers want to build up suspense about the exposition.
Oh, why did the robots explode, Tails? Because of the power of the chaos emeralds? or the power of the Ark? or the power of the cosmos stones? Or the power of this paperclip? Tell me!! The suspense is killing me!!
The back story is about aliens crashing on earth, because their ship crashed because they send it into space to cause a black hole to destroy earth as a warning for not using the spaceship who's in space about to kill them.. or something.
Makes sense.
--Most conflict in the story is caused by the heroes's speech impediments;
Jup, as usual your biggest enemies are your friends, because they keep fighting because..eh.. I dunno.
If I were Eggman, I'd just start a pie eating contest for Sonic and his "friends" and make them murder each other over who's the best eater, while I go somewhere else carrying out my evil plans.
Speaking of which, what the heck does Eggman want anyway? Build Robotnikland? The guy has at least two entire new themepark/city/factory whatever's in every game, why does he even need a evil plan to get Roobtnikland? He seems to have his own evil cities and all already, especially since GUN and Sonic never seem to bother demolishing those. They just stop Eggman's useless moonlaser weapon, or in Tails case, take away 300 rings, and then go away again. Morons.
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Comments: 942
Junedoggydogg1 In reply to ??? [2009-04-10 04:01:17 +0000 UTC]
lol! rofl!! lmfao!!!
I believe this is the funniest one yet, i gotta show my cuzin Eric this!
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Jewel-The-Echidna In reply to ??? [2009-04-08 21:07:59 +0000 UTC]
SAAAWWWEEEEET!!!! Where do you come up with the funny voices and jokes?
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Rogerregorroger In reply to Jewel-The-Echidna [2009-04-08 23:24:51 +0000 UTC]
me myself and I
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Jewel-The-Echidna In reply to Rogerregorroger [2009-04-08 23:35:53 +0000 UTC]
I showed the flash vid to my friend and she like fell over laughing. She wanted me to tell you that your awesome for making these spoof videos. Did you make all the other sonic videos on newgrounds?
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Rogerregorroger In reply to Jewel-The-Echidna [2009-04-08 23:46:45 +0000 UTC]
not every single one, but quite a few, yeah.
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Rogerregorroger In reply to Jewel-The-Echidna [2009-04-09 05:45:30 +0000 UTC]
sonic movie madness series, sonic in # minutes series, Sonic and other madness series, the ultimate doomed shadow show series..
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Jewel-The-Echidna In reply to Rogerregorroger [2009-04-09 05:53:37 +0000 UTC]
The doomed Shadow series is by far the best!
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Jewel-The-Echidna In reply to Rogerregorroger [2009-04-08 23:32:01 +0000 UTC]
I must say, very impressive. i showed the video to one of my friends and she like fell over laughing. And she wanted me to tell you that your awesome at making sonic flash spoofs. Did you make all the other sonic spoof vids on newgrounds?
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Teh-Lucario In reply to ShadamySucks [2009-04-06 23:22:16 +0000 UTC]
*theme from Indiana Jones*
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ShadamySucks In reply to Teh-Lucario [2009-04-06 23:39:58 +0000 UTC]
INDIANNA JET!!!DA DA DA!!!!!!!
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ShadamySucks In reply to Teh-Lucario [2009-04-06 23:29:36 +0000 UTC]
INDIANA JET!!!WAHAHAHA!!!
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Teh-Lucario In reply to ShadamySucks [2009-04-06 23:30:52 +0000 UTC]
*backs away slowly. very, very slowly*
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twilightthehedgehog2 In reply to ??? [2009-04-03 23:20:31 +0000 UTC]
so i am guessing the robot's motovation is being a robot. XD
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Teh-Lucario In reply to twilightthehedgehog2 [2009-04-06 23:22:31 +0000 UTC]
basically, yes.
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BlazeTheCat14 In reply to ??? [2009-04-02 17:03:00 +0000 UTC]
Lol, that was so funny it made my brain hurt...
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Creepy-Hobos-rok In reply to ??? [2009-03-29 21:58:59 +0000 UTC]
THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING EVA!!!
LMFAO
WINDOWS VISTA IS FASTER!!!!!!
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lauramma In reply to ??? [2009-03-28 21:27:56 +0000 UTC]
hahaha! awesome awesome! keep it up. xD
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M-ri In reply to ??? [2009-03-25 16:37:45 +0000 UTC]
sonic face had to hurt after he and jet hit the wall
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SnowWhiteShadow In reply to ??? [2009-03-24 09:13:48 +0000 UTC]
"A character who won a race: my only weakness!!" *BOOOOOM*
What's with the puppy during the explosion? xD
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Rogerregorroger In reply to SnowWhiteShadow [2009-03-24 11:42:18 +0000 UTC]
First I wanted to quickly cut to a puppy who exploded, then I decided a puppy explosion would be even more stupid.
Glad you liked it.
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ShadowRockstar16 In reply to ??? [2009-03-20 23:05:27 +0000 UTC]
Awesome Flash Movie...what was the name if the ending song...the credits went too fast for me.
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Rogerregorroger In reply to ShadowRockstar16 [2009-03-20 23:40:28 +0000 UTC]
Koko Ni Iruzeee! 's Morning masume
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Ret23ol In reply to ??? [2009-03-20 13:06:58 +0000 UTC]
hehehehehehehehehehe...hahahahaha!
I like the intro...hehehe...
Nice one!
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Icon-Killer In reply to ??? [2009-03-19 03:33:42 +0000 UTC]
GAH! CAN'T STOP THE ROCK! -pause- a star!
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Rogerregorroger In reply to kosmo1995 [2009-03-16 22:50:33 +0000 UTC]
Koko Ni Iruzeee! 's Morning masume
Thanks for reading the movie's credits.
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asterday In reply to ??? [2009-03-15 22:55:51 +0000 UTC]
what are the names of songs you turboafied for the intro and ending?
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Rogerregorroger In reply to asterday [2009-03-15 23:29:32 +0000 UTC]
the songs are mentioned in the end credits...
err, the intro is the boring intro song from SOnic riders 1, the ending has first the regular theme song of Sonci riders 2, and then Koko Ni Iruzeee! 's Morning masume song during the credits.
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TheGreatMC In reply to ??? [2009-03-14 08:16:08 +0000 UTC]
It is a miracle that people didn't tried to spam this page with "Hey! Jet has recently appeared in Sonic and the Black Knight!" to bring his promise to test! Too bad that he seems to be (along with second utterly annoying Sonic character from your list) limited entirely to multiplayer---limiting the satisfaction one may get from beating him up.
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Rogerregorroger In reply to TheGreatMC [2009-03-14 08:47:13 +0000 UTC]
I suppose the running gag put people off from making that statement about Jet.
Not that it helps, because I got 5 billion "make sonic unleashed now!" comments instead.
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TheGreatMC In reply to Rogerregorroger [2009-03-14 09:02:08 +0000 UTC]
Making a parody based upon "Sonic Unleashed" would be not only hard, but also pointless---given that all the inconsistences in the storyline are on the level equal to those of most games in existence ( sure is Sonic's accurate landing on the key character in the story some kind of deus ex machina, but so can be said about Mario being thrown through entire Universe just to land on the planet under Rosalinde's jurisdiction ). That would just open door to making parodies of even more tough and complete storylines, while so far only one person has completely covered the ultimate stack of lies to mock known as Sonic 2006.
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Rogerregorroger In reply to TheGreatMC [2009-03-14 09:28:25 +0000 UTC]
Sonic 2006 is planned by Evil Doc, tough we have to go trough Chronicles first, and I must say I'm not all to motivated to tackle that one.
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TheGreatMC In reply to Rogerregorroger [2009-03-15 21:20:19 +0000 UTC]
Well, so far you have succeded in finding humor in all the story spawned by imperator Ix---given that the initial part of the game you have depicted had severe lack of such moments, usually busting characters in their relation to the story (oh, and they ruined GUN commanders personality too!). So much for insanity in okay-game that somehow was claimed to tie most of the loose ends left after previous titles.
Also, good luck on dealing with all the horror that is going to be surely granted by working with "Sonic next gen". I used to watch one of three lines of playthrough and I think I have some parts of mind irreversably damaged by doing so... I used to think that watching game from the perspective of moronic psychic timetraveller is going to make game look more consistent... How wrong I was... This was one babel tower of monstrous stupidy... not to mention what the f*** was this random test thing for?
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Rogerregorroger In reply to TheGreatMC [2009-03-15 22:59:41 +0000 UTC]
Oh, I enjoy playing bad sonic games, always fun.
Pff, oh yeah, I forgot they claimed Sonic CHronicles would tie up some loose ends.
They only added more loose ends in the end with the cliffhanger ending
Still, gotta love how they open the game with killing of Eggman and making a big deal that Sonic has been gone for a year, and then.. don't do anything with it.
They suspect Eggman within 5 minutes, and the only thing that happened with Sonic leaving is that Knuckles is slightly annoyed, which he always is.
So big whoop.
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TheGreatMC In reply to Rogerregorroger [2009-03-16 14:22:54 +0000 UTC]
Their cliffhanger final moment was really disturbing... At first Tails keeps yelling that they may crush into the surface at any moment, then suddenly he supposes that there is a loooooong time left to make puns on the game creators before the sequel arrives.
Bioware did tied up some of the history within the echidnas ancestry, including the whole matter behind gizoids left for archeologists to uncover....and thats all..
Though if it is true that the planter in Tails workshop was supposed to be whatever was left of Cosmo at the end of Sonic X (as rumored), we have even more nonsense than would occur if someone tried to establish consequent link between "Sonic Rush" and "Sonic Rivals". I hope this is just a random planter..
Also, one question: was it revealed in the storyline what the hell was this mysterious moving-swiftly-as-a-shadow hedgehog that was seen by pretty much every civilzation of the twilight cage right before Sonics arrival?
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Rogerregorroger In reply to TheGreatMC [2009-03-16 19:51:33 +0000 UTC]
Tails shouting they might crash into the surface? That wasn't the cliffhanger, Eggman taking over the planet was the cliffhanger.
Tough Tails yelling in panick was a awesome hilarious sequence.
No action music, no establishing shots, no voice acting, not even a character portrait of Tails looking scared.
Just a picture of Tails looking calm with dry text like "oh no. Carefull. Wow, just missed it. Oh no! We're going to die. Ah."
Most exciting sequence ever.
I don't remember any stories about a diffrent hedgehog that civilisations saw before the twilight cage, don't know anything about a twilight cage either.
All there was were random stupid aliens on planet who were in a war with each other for many years about chaos emeralds that...only appeared 5 minutes ago... Wow.
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TheGreatMC In reply to Rogerregorroger [2009-03-16 20:27:05 +0000 UTC]
Well, they tried to establish that this dimension (twilight cage) with the Ix's base and other denizens was supposed to have dramatically different time flow (as if time hell of Next gen wasn't enough), which was presented in action on the example of some echidna refugee dwelling on Kron's colony surface (SPOILER can be viewed here: [link] ). Guy was stuck here for a couple of years, while this time segment in Sonic's world was so enlarged that this fellow was mentioned only in old legends (that "fact" was actually mentioned ENTIRELY in this game and nowhere else).
Though....if his decade in other dimension was like...a century in Sonics world, how possible it was for brief chaos emerald 'crisis' to expand back to the matter of years in Nocturnus dimension???
Oh, and the bit of hedgehog sighting can be seen here: [link] at 5:42. Although it seems that these aliens are just more retarded than it may meet the eye.
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Rogerregorroger In reply to TheGreatMC [2009-03-16 22:56:46 +0000 UTC]
whuh? all those things just get briefly mentioned in optional conversations.
So that's how important plot elements are brought in this game huh, no wonder I missed them.
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TheGreatMC In reply to Rogerregorroger [2009-03-16 23:16:36 +0000 UTC]
It is still better than "expanding personality and storyline value of Big the cat" by applying features that enforce usage of this character.
Also it was fun to see Sonic being stalked by Shadow ( in-game Gary Oak style, no less) only to be informed that he has no interest in dealing with Sonic. Oh, and they have managed to make images of Shadow looking even more pissed off than usual and use those even when he talks about non-dramatic stuff.
With such brilliance having occured I can't wait for the sequel.
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ILoveSHADOW-yGuys In reply to ??? [2009-03-14 01:31:08 +0000 UTC]
OMG! I don't think I've laughed so hard in my entire life! xD
And ur right, Jet is THE MOST annoying character I've ever heard!
Jet: Blah blah blah - I'm - blah - fastest - blah blah blah - kill babies - blah blah blah - you suck - blah blah blah...
Me: AHHHHHHH! Someone shut him up already!!!!
(Shadow shoots Jet)
Me:Finally! Thanks Shadow! ^^
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