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Description Bricks are excellent pets. As well as being cheap, clean and easy to care for, they are extremely long-lived. They are extraordinarily loyal and have few requirements for housing and feed. They are very hardy, do not trigger allergies and extremely easy to tame. They rarely scratch, but can be a nuisance if left underfoot. However, with proper treatment, you and your brick should have a long and loving relationship. The most common brick is the Common House Brick (brickus brickus), which is normally a red colour. They also appear as other colours, ranging from a creamy-white, to black. Brown is another popular colouration, as there are many shades of brown bricks. The more unusual a brick is in colour, the more expensive.

Bricks have been associated with humans for many years, but are most often used as working bricks. They have only recently been adapted as pets. Closely related to the brick is the rock (rockus granus), which has become quite popular as a pet in recent decades. Hopefully, the brick shall follow its course.

The ancient brick has developed into the brick we know today. Today, breeders aim for hardiness and longevity, as well as resistence to water.

In the following simple guide, I, Bob, Leader of the International Brick Rescue, will teach you how to care for your brick.


Step 1: Choosing Your Brick
Firstly, we strongly encourage adopting abandoned or mistreated bricks. If not, take a walk around your local neighbourhood to see if you can find a feral brick. Just be sure that it is actually abandoned and does not belong to someone. Feral bricks are often timid, hiding amongst plant life, but with a bit of tender loving care, they can be tamed into wonderful pets. Alternatively, if you're looking for fancier bricks, the local brick-store is a good place to start. When choosing a brick, look for one that is free from any chips or cracks and has a nice, even colour. Also look out for lichen and other blemishes which are very unattractive in bricks. The brick should allow you to pet it, and be friendly. Once you have picked your new brick (or rescued an abandoned brick), find it a name and head on home.

Step 2: Bringing Home Your New Brick
When you first bring home a brick, there is no need to quarantine it as with other animals, as bricks rarely carry disease. As long as your brick appears healthy, it is safe to put with other animals/bricks. If in doubt, keep the brick seperate for a few days and monitor it closely.

Step 3: Bricks And Other Pets
Remember, bricks are very social. When left alone, bricks get very miserable and may have health problems. If you did not adopt two or more bricks, another animal makes a very good companion. Rodents such as rats and mice particularly seem to get along with bricks. When introducing bricks to one another, or other pets, make sure they are introduced in neutral territory. Monitor them in case a fight starts. If this occurs, firmly seperate the brick from the other animal/brick. It is normal for the brick and other animal/brick to investigate each other, and this may include climbing on one another, touching and sniffing. Bricks may be intimidated by larger animals, but they are normally very good at handling confrontations. If the introductions go well, your new brick and the other brick/animal can be kept together in the same enclosure/cage. It is not wise to introduce male and female bricks, as mating may occur.

Step 4: Housing Your Brick
Bricks are very adaptable. They do not require much in the way of housing; a simple clean and dry environment is enough. They like to have a little bit of space to move around and play. They can even be left to roam free in your house, like a dog, as they cause very little trouble when properly trained. Most bricks are not very fond of water or other liquids; they absorb all liquid they need through regular bathing. Keep them in a nice dry place. They are not bothered by temperature, and easily adapt to hot and cold weather.

Step 5: The Brick Diet
Bricks do not require much in the way of food. In fact, they absorb all nutrients they need from air and water, as plants do. A once-a-week bath will ensure the health of your brick.

Step 6: Bathing Your Brick
Bricks need to be bathed once a fortnight, or weekly. Holding your brick firmly, spray it with water. Then you can easily scrub it if it's very dirty, or wipe it with an old flannel if it's cleaner. Then allow your brick to sunbathe outside to dry off.

Step 7: Training And Handling
Be careful when handling your brick. You should never pick your brick up by the corner, as it's an unreliable hold and dropping your brick could result in fatal injury. Hold the brick firmly, with both hands if possible, around the belly. Bricks are quite heavy, and could injure you, too, if dropped. If your brick is behaving in an unresponsive way, use the forced socialization method. To do this, hold your brick for a minimum of 20 minutes a day. Talk to it, pet it, show it you love it. Bricks are very easy to train. With a little love and affection, the brick will willingly do whatever you ask of it.


So there you have it. Go out and save some bricks.
Sincerely,
Bob
IBR Leader
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Comments: 244

SongsForImmortals [2008-09-24 09:42:05 +0000 UTC]

Let's go save those bricks!
Excellant!

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freeza-frost [2008-09-06 04:52:13 +0000 UTC]

as an update: BRICKS KICK ASS!!! i was one!

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Forestina-Fotos [2008-01-20 14:40:08 +0000 UTC]



I would like to have seen...Taking your brick for a walk...

Very amusing!

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rosesburn In reply to Forestina-Fotos [2008-01-22 04:11:09 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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ThePurpleNurple [2007-12-31 05:44:19 +0000 UTC]

We found this story to be solid. And dense. And red.

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DontWannaMakeIt [2007-11-26 09:55:33 +0000 UTC]

*sniff* that was just beautiful... I am inspired to take in one of the bricks outside my house now. I shall call her Primus, and i shall take her to school in my bag, and even take her to concerts with me. Then i will find her a husband. When the babies are born, i will set them free among the Working Bricks of my house so that the babies can learn the noble art of their kind.

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Muddy-The-Fox [2007-10-22 20:22:26 +0000 UTC]

STAY BRICK!

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It works! you deserve a fav for that!

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mule-radish [2007-09-15 07:08:03 +0000 UTC]

Darn.

I want a pet brick now... :/

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rosesburn In reply to mule-radish [2007-09-24 09:31:30 +0000 UTC]

Do it.
>.>

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Iscariot-Priest [2007-06-22 18:42:06 +0000 UTC]

A shining example of good old fashioned clean humor
this left me crying with laughter, a definite fav!

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rosesburn In reply to Iscariot-Priest [2007-06-23 06:17:06 +0000 UTC]

Many thanks!

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ladymysti [2007-01-31 18:22:04 +0000 UTC]

I echo *Misplaced-Karma .
And would maybe say more, but right now I cannot think on this (I lack good sleep, but then "I lack sleep" is perhaps a signature excuse of mine, heh, forgive me).
Perhaps I'll come back again and say more then.

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rosesburn In reply to ladymysti [2007-02-01 07:44:47 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, and thank you very much for the fave.

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Onototellingoyou [2007-01-28 03:53:37 +0000 UTC]

wow...you make me think differently about bricks...

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Misplaced-Karma [2007-01-14 06:02:20 +0000 UTC]

I read this before. I wonder why I didn't fave it then...

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pamelahoward [2007-01-04 07:44:26 +0000 UTC]

OMG!!!!!!!!! I'm going shopping tonight!

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Silverfang-SteelWolf [2006-12-07 01:02:51 +0000 UTC]

I had a pet rock who recently passed away (He jumped through a window while we were visiting New York and fell a very long way... I miss little timothy) and I was wondering if I should get a brick as a new pet. Thanks to this guide I think I might. I was worried about the rumours of bricks occasionally getting into the wrong crowds (Like rioters and extremist groups) but now I think I see that with a little training I can keep my brick out of serious trouble.

Thank you.

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rosesburn In reply to Silverfang-SteelWolf [2006-12-07 04:28:07 +0000 UTC]

With proper training, a brick could be the best per you've ever had.
Thanks for the fave!

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Silverfang-SteelWolf In reply to rosesburn [2006-12-07 20:14:17 +0000 UTC]

Your Welcome.

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glumpy [2006-09-24 07:11:19 +0000 UTC]

Thankyou for this educational guide to owning and caring for bricks. I have now taken your guide into effect and rescued a wild brick! His name is Gertrude (I named him before I found out that he was actually a male, not a female) and he is a common "brickus brickus" with a small chunk of concrete stuck to his upper side - nonetheless I love him to pieces - and he has been wonderful the past few weeks! He loves baths and enjoys an occasional treat of sparkling mineral water. He also has a playmate, Mortimer, who is a very rare "brickus rarus" who is a wonderful lilac colour with speckles. Unlike Gertrude, Mortimer was bought at a professional brick breeder, and so is absolutely purebred. They love each other's company and get along rather well with my dog, Sasha, even though sometimes Gertrude gets a bit annoyed at Sasha when she steals his teddybear, Harrison.

Again, thankyou for this wonderful guide. It has changed my life forever, I never knew bricks could be such good pets, and so loyal! I am forever in your debt!

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rosesburn In reply to glumpy [2006-09-28 07:25:31 +0000 UTC]

Glad to have made a difference! And thanks for the fave!

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glumpy In reply to rosesburn [2006-10-01 01:53:41 +0000 UTC]

No probs! Sorry for the long comment but I had a stroke of muse.

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rosesburn In reply to glumpy [2006-10-01 04:49:27 +0000 UTC]

Haha, no worries. I like long comments, gives me something to read.

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glumpy In reply to rosesburn [2006-10-02 03:19:44 +0000 UTC]

Heheheh, I love bricks...

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rosesburn In reply to glumpy [2006-10-02 04:07:20 +0000 UTC]

Glad to hear it! Very glad!

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mdcv07 [2006-07-24 04:39:59 +0000 UTC]

haha... good one! very nice!

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Semety [2006-07-08 05:04:44 +0000 UTC]

That's one of the cutest humour pieces I have ever seen on here.

It's nice that someone can be inoffensive and still have a good story!

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rosesburn In reply to Semety [2006-07-08 07:37:08 +0000 UTC]

Lol, thank you! And thanks very much for the fave!

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dutchshun [2006-07-05 20:15:56 +0000 UTC]

my next door neighbour lived inside a brick
Step 3
with the rest of the bluetit family
I've got some wonderful pictures in my gallery

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daf-pho-dil [2006-04-24 15:14:01 +0000 UTC]

have you by any chance gotten this published?

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rosesburn In reply to daf-pho-dil [2006-04-28 09:40:27 +0000 UTC]

Um... nope. Thanks for the fave by the way.

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Naoko-Hirumi [2006-03-12 05:59:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear Kami! *dies laughing* This so amused me! I wish I could have a pet brick, but my mom said they make too much of a mess if they aren't house trained T_T And my gramma prefers rocks over bricks.

But I will get one! And name it Larry! And I will love him and pet him and give him a hug! And then put a little collar and leash on him and take him for a walk around my neighborhood and introduce him to my friends. And take him to the park, and to Cali when I go on my trip, and when I go to college......

And then have hijm buried with me when I die.

I should keep this handy! *faves*

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drakeshill In reply to Naoko-Hirumi [2006-03-25 11:04:13 +0000 UTC]

I shall call him Larry and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Larry Come on, Larry. Come on, little Larry.

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Naoko-Hirumi In reply to drakeshill [2006-03-25 20:21:39 +0000 UTC]

Nice

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drakeshill In reply to Naoko-Hirumi [2006-03-25 23:53:43 +0000 UTC]

That's a quote from Finding Nemo.

The original is this character playing with a jellyfish.

"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy. Come on Squishy. Come on little squishy!"

ZAP!

"Ow! Bad Squishy!"

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Naoko-Hirumi In reply to drakeshill [2006-03-26 05:21:09 +0000 UTC]

I kow. I Finding Nemo (especially Dorrie)

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drakeshill In reply to Naoko-Hirumi [2006-03-27 05:00:09 +0000 UTC]

xD <3

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Naoko-Hirumi In reply to drakeshill [2006-03-27 05:06:25 +0000 UTC]

We so need hobbies

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drakeshill In reply to Naoko-Hirumi [2006-03-27 09:45:57 +0000 UTC]

Haha. Agreed.

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rosesburn In reply to Naoko-Hirumi [2006-03-12 06:38:17 +0000 UTC]

That's devotion. I'm proud. Thanks for the fave

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Naoko-Hirumi In reply to rosesburn [2006-03-12 07:44:29 +0000 UTC]

No prob!

Heh...and my mom said I could get one...finally. And said I should name it fuzzy XD

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rosesburn In reply to Naoko-Hirumi [2006-03-12 08:12:59 +0000 UTC]

Lol, nice. Take good care of it.

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Naoko-Hirumi In reply to rosesburn [2006-03-12 16:58:25 +0000 UTC]

I will

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meshugga [2006-03-10 06:46:56 +0000 UTC]

Well Im sure you'be gotten plenty of comments. But I am definately going to have a pet brick to freak out my room mate when i get to college.

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rosesburn In reply to meshugga [2006-03-10 06:52:19 +0000 UTC]

Lol, tell me how that goes.

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flashstorm [2006-03-09 22:31:08 +0000 UTC]

Omg Ahsy, congrats on the Daily Deviation Feature!

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darksideup [2006-03-09 12:07:17 +0000 UTC]

i shall go forth mr.bob and i shall save bricks.

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rosesburn In reply to darksideup [2006-03-09 20:54:09 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. And thank you greatly for the fave!

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darksideup In reply to rosesburn [2006-03-09 21:14:48 +0000 UTC]

pleasure

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Redds [2006-03-08 13:36:59 +0000 UTC]

these are onna those words that leave you wondering why something was ever called that. like why lemon is called lemon and why gerbil was called gerbil

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