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Published: 2005-01-16 14:30:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 604; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 158
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Description <--- 'Cause o' the blood, ya see.

I dunno. I was watching a MST3K marathon with my dad when I thought this up. I thought "wouldn't it be funny if I visited Sam as the Grim Reaper?” The only problem is I thought up the most hilarious dialogue in the world, it was so hilarious I fell over laughing when I thought of it, and then when I went to type it up I FRIGGIN' FORGOT WHAT IT WAS!!!!! GRRRRRARRRWRAR!!!!

Oh, and my Prismas didn't color like I wanted them to. But the scanner didn't royally screw up the colors. It’s usually the other way around. And I forgot the highlights in Sam’s hair. I don’t really care about Sam enough to get her colors right (as I’ve proven many times.)

Dash is surprisingly fun to draw. I don’t know why.

Sam and Dash are © Buch Hartman
I am © my parents
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KitsuneFoxman [2005-01-31 03:04:31 +0000 UTC]

You really hate sam don't you?

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roxy-vulpine In reply to KitsuneFoxman [2005-01-31 03:06:24 +0000 UTC]

Really, REALLY hate Sammy-poo, does I.

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KitsuneFoxman In reply to roxy-vulpine [2005-01-31 03:11:03 +0000 UTC]

How can you hate the Goth-chick adolescent teenager who likes a guy with no self esteem and dresses like hes part of the in crowd?

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roxy-vulpine In reply to KitsuneFoxman [2005-01-31 04:16:42 +0000 UTC]

Well, it's a little hard when you put it that way, for I was very much like Danny in junior high. I was not, however, like Sam and in fact, I hate and hated people like Sam.

First off, Sam is not a Goth. There is nothing that will convince me she is. I see Goths all the time in school and they go all out in their gothyness, they’re real eye-candy and very entertaining. These people wear white makeup on their face and paint their eyes with that black eye shadow stuff and these really elaborate Goth costumes that just say “Nothing in life is joyful. Accept the futility of living”

Sam is a girl wearing black. She’s hardly even remotely gloomy for heavens sake!

She’s also rude and if there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s unnecessary rudeness. There’s no reason for it and lowers the quality of life for everyone around her. Is that her goal? To ruin everyone’s day? Well, I for one can’t stand it! I’d like to carry the writings of Emily Post and club her with it!

She’s also not the individual she fancies herself to be. “The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.” Quentin Crisp said that. Goth, fun to look at as it is, is really a uniform kind of rebellion. Here’s the clue she missed; When you can be identified at first sight by a one syllable word social group, you’re probably not the individual you think you are.

I could go on, but this is already too long as it is, and you get the point.

Holy carp, do I overanalyze things. Wow.

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KitsuneFoxman In reply to roxy-vulpine [2005-01-31 13:00:04 +0000 UTC]

Way to burn her! I don't rally hate her...buch as you said, she is definitively not goth. Btw, whats up with the music she likes?? I always liked the box ghost...and that dog Danny finds.

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roxy-vulpine In reply to KitsuneFoxman [2005-01-31 13:09:00 +0000 UTC]

Apparently, she likes music that simulates a wind tunnel when played. She’s going to blow out her ear drums eventually.

I…don’t really care about the Box Ghost, but I love that doggy! Yay, Doggy!

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HamsterParade [2005-01-17 16:15:05 +0000 UTC]

LMAO! Nice job! XD

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roxy-vulpine In reply to HamsterParade [2005-01-17 18:35:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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