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"So... can I take this blindfold off now?" The princess asked.
"No! Are you mad?"
"But why exactly do I need to be blindfolded?"
"Because in this desert you are as blind as a corn cob," the demon said. "You take those off and the heat is going to play tricks on your eyes you hear? The desert makes you see things that are not there. It makes you go mad. But I've been blind and crazy my whole life. I don't see with my eyes, see? I feel the world humming around me."
"Right... and I have no idea what on earth you're talking about. Let's just go find this Septarian race of yours and get out of this blasted burning pot. That's the deal, correct?"
"Heh, you got that right. You see, the Septarians, unlike most monsters, are extremely resistant to pain. You throw them off a mountain and they'll crawl back up right before the sun goes down. You throw them into a volcano and they'll just climb right out, burning skin and all. You throw them in a desert like this one, heh... and they'll wander around for the rest of their sad miserable lives."
"Oh, so like how we're just wandering aimlessly around?"
"Precisely!"
"So, let me get this straight," Eclipsa cleared her throat. "We are supposed to find a bunch of wandering homeless nomads in the middle of nowhere, and the only way to do so is to be wandering homeless nomads ourselves?"
"Well I apologize, princess, but not everyone around here has the luxury to be a pompous high class snob who can just sit around in their golden armchair all day long oblivious to what the outside world looks like."
"Wait, how did you..."
"Like I said, princess Eclipsa Butterfly, I don't see with my eyes," the demon gave a loud chuckle. "And from the looks of it, I'm guessing... you ran away from home, correct? I'm also sensing a slight feeling of... lost... confusion... and... euphoria?"
Eclipsa sighed:
"Yeah... you got me there. I just... feel so... so frustrated, you know? Like, my mother expects so much from me. She expects me to be just like her and her mother before that. I'm just a teenager for crying out loud. I don't want to have anything to do with that stupid golden chair she sits on every day. I guess... I guess I just feel... I guess I'm glad I'm far away from my royal responsibility for once."
And to Eclipsa's surprise, the demon responded with a loud cackle:
"Don't worry... your highness," he took a deep breath, "can you feel it? The change in the wind. Don't you worry about it one bit. Stick with me... and everything is going to be just fine. You'll never be burdened with responsibility ever again."
"Wh... what do you mean?"
"There's about to be some big changes around here. I'll let you in on a little secret I've learned while digging around in some old books. And if what I read can be trusted then... ha ha... then your mother the queen has no authority over this land."
"Huh?"
"You see... Monsters are the ancestor of all species on Mewni... including the Mewmans. And the Septarians are the first monsters of this land."

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"So... can I take this blindfold off now?" The princess asked.
"No! Are you mad?"
"But why exactly do I need to be blindfolded?"
"Because in this desert you are as blind as a corn cob," the demon said. "You take those off and the heat is going to play tricks on your eyes you hear? The desert makes you see things that are not there. It makes you go mad. But I've been blind and crazy my whole life. I don't see with my eyes, see? I feel the world humming around me."
"Right... and I have no idea what on earth you're talking about. Let's just go find this Septarian race of yours and get out of this blasted burning pot. That's the deal, correct?"
"Heh, you got that right. You see, the Septarians, unlike most monsters, are extremely resistant to pain. You throw them off a mountain and they'll crawl back up right before the sun goes down. You throw them into a volcano and they'll just climb right out, burning skin and all. You throw them in a desert like this one, heh... and they'll wander around for the rest of their sad miserable lives."
"Oh, so like how we're just wandering aimlessly around?"
"Precisely!"
"So, let me get this straight," Eclipsa cleared her throat. "We are supposed to find a bunch of wandering homeless nomads in the middle of nowhere, and the only way to do so is to be wandering homeless nomads ourselves?"
"Well I apologize, princess, but not everyone around here has the luxury to be a pompous high class snob who can just sit around in their golden armchair all day long oblivious to what the outside world looks like."
"Wait, how did you..."
"Like I said, princess Eclipsa Butterfly, I don't see with my eyes," the demon gave a loud chuckle. "And from the looks of it, I'm guessing... you ran away from home, correct? I'm also sensing a slight feeling of... lost... confusion... and... euphoria?"
Eclipsa sighed:
"Yeah... you got me there. I just... feel so... so frustrated, you know? Like, my mother expects so much from me. She expects me to be just like her and her mother before that. I'm just a teenager for crying out loud. I don't want to have anything to do with that stupid golden chair she sits on every day. I guess... I guess I just feel... I guess I'm glad I'm far away from my royal responsibility for once."
And to Eclipsa's surprise, the demon responded with a loud cackle:
"Don't worry... your highness," he took a deep breath, "can you feel it? The change in the wind. Don't you worry about it one bit. Stick with me... and everything is going to be just fine. You'll never be burdened with responsibility ever again."
"Wh... what do you mean?"
"There's about to be some big changes around here. I'll let you in on a little secret I've learned while digging around in some old books. And if what I read can be trusted then... ha ha... then your mother the queen has no authority over this land."
"Huh?"
"You see... Monsters are the ancestor of all species on Mewni... including the Mewmans. And the Septarians are the first monsters of this land."