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Ever notice how whenever a hero beats the Hulk they treat it like it's the biggest feather in their cap? And their fans can't shut up about it? You know what heroine doesn't get that treatment for stopping a Hulk-page? Dazzler! Maybe that's because beating the hulk pales in comparison to flying into and back out of a black hole. Maybe because, despite being an attention-seeking pop-singer, she doesn't like attention for hurting people. And maybe it's because when the fight was over she parted on friendly terms with the big guy and didn't leave him drooling in the middle of a pile of rubble that used to be a city block.

My point: If you're going to give Batman credit for a plot-induced stupidity victory over the Hulk that totally ignores everthing that makes the Hulk who he is just so Batman can win (seriously? A kick to the to the solar plexus WHILE he's holding his breath hurt the Hulk? I call bullshit!), you had better give Dazzler the same level of credit for doing it by using her powers of observation, coming up with a plan and beat the Hulk the one way we know you can beat him - by mellowing him out.

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Ever notice how whenever a hero beats the Hulk they treat it like it's the biggest feather in their cap? And their fans can't shut up about it? You know what heroine doesn't get that treatment for stopping a Hulk-page? Dazzler! Maybe that's because beating the hulk pales in comparison to flying into and back out of a black hole. Maybe because, despite being an attention-seeking pop-singer, she doesn't like attention for hurting people. And maybe it's because when the fight was over she parted on friendly terms with the big guy and didn't leave him drooling in the middle of a pile of rubble that used to be a city block.

My point: If you're going to give Batman credit for a plot-induced stupidity victory over the Hulk that totally ignores everthing that makes the Hulk who he is just so Batman can win (seriously? A kick to the to the solar plexus WHILE he's holding his breath hurt the Hulk? I call bullshit!), you had better give Dazzler the same level of credit for doing it by using her powers of observation, coming up with a plan and beat the Hulk the one way we know you can beat him - by mellowing him out.