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Published: 2008-01-06 00:37:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 527; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 9
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"I think they named oranges before they named carrots."'What are those?'
- 'Those are orange....Oranges?'
'What about those?'
- 'Oh, shit.....Long Pointies?'
Demetri Martin joke. He's a genius.
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Sorry, got you mixed up with someone else but my comment still stands
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Demetri Martin is epic win. Oddly I haven't heard ANY of the jokes you've quoted on these so far, though D:
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AWESOME!!
I love his joke about flowers
"Here... now watch these die.... because I like you"
lqtm!
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"Here... You're NEXT.
Better go stick your feet in some water."
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Ahaha I love how he says "These are orange... oranges" and "...Long pointies?"
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Oh my god, he so is! I love him so much! Thanks 4 the comment!
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As do I. 
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