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Published: 2016-03-04 03:22:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 13373; Favourites: 190; Downloads: 0
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Description When the news said that monsters were now on the surface; you thought it was just a joke. How wrong you were--

Your new neighbors were..erm...skeletons. They were pretty loud but some of the stuff they argued was actually pretty funny and interesting. You quickly became friends with the chilled younger brother named Papyrus. So you were popping by everyday.

Sans...for some reason either hid from you or always had an excuse to leave.

You were now gaming with Papyrus, biting your lower lip due to consecration.

"My bro really likes you." you quickly turned your head to Papyrus; breaking your concentration.

"Looks like i win" Papyrus says, lazily huffing smoke from his cancer stick.

"H-hey! that's not fair, joking around like that." you say with a huff, placing the controller down.

Papyrus raises a brow "Who says i was joking, heh..it actually really does like you. I've never seen him so happy when you started coming over." he places the controller down "Just him a chance, he wants to ask you on a date but..doesn't seem to know how to..it's why he always has an excuse to leave..so he can study 'the secret art of dating'" he quotes in the air with his slender bony fingers.

You nibble on the inside of your cheek in deep thought; maybe it wouldn't be so bad.

"He can be a real bone-head".

---

Sans had his hollowed nose deep within a book;'Dating for Dummies'. He was writing down notes in a small notebook.

"Hey Sans!"

"ACCCKKKK!!!" Sans screeches, almost jumping 10 feet in the air. "HUMAN (Y/N), YOU SCARED ME!" Sans, clutching his blue scarf tightly. "Wait..(Y/n)..." his cheeks were now dusted with blue. "I..uhm.." he's panicking; trying to come up with a quick excuse. Sweat appears on the skeleton when he saw your eyes skim his notepad and his book.

"So--" "I-IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!" he panics, still trying to come up with an excuse. Your eyes lighten up and your smile softens. Sans notices and he stops what he is doing; his blue blush almost takes over his head.

"Meet me at Muffet's tonight at 7, it's a date" you say with a grin "A D-D-DATE?" he stutters, making you chuckle.

---

You're in your apartment; getting ready for your date when you can hear Sans through the thin apartment walls.

"WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? OH NO OH NO, THIS WAS NOT IN MY NOTES."
"Relax, what you're wearing is fine. Maybe if she wears a dress, it will be easier to take it--"
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU SINNER."

You couldn't help but chuckle, maybe this date won't be so bad.
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Comments: 48

TheDemonGirl84 [2017-11-30 04:34:53 +0000 UTC]

(The fluff factory had a system overload)
Me : THE SYSTEMS FRIED!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!
tEm : hOoMAn! I fOuND diS!
(Shows the story)
(I gets Nosebleed)
Me : Dear god...RU-
(The factory fills with fluff)

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Firefly-Serif [2017-07-16 06:03:09 +0000 UTC]

"Shut your mouth you sinner"

XD

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ImTooClumsy [2017-04-17 14:03:17 +0000 UTC]

bone zone?

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Pinkflames3 [2017-04-12 00:38:05 +0000 UTC]

hmmmmm... da bone zone huh? mkay then...

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Midnight-da-Ruby-Fox [2017-03-14 03:29:39 +0000 UTC]

Wait. A. Minute. Before I start jumping to conclusions i must ask, i looked at some comments below and they were saying "Bone Zone" *quotes with fingers*. What may I ask does that mean?

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Sallade In reply to Midnight-da-Ruby-Fox [2017-03-14 06:17:01 +0000 UTC]

its a meme basically

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Midnight-da-Ruby-Fox In reply to Sallade [2017-03-14 13:02:46 +0000 UTC]

Oooooooooooooohhh... Okay!

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NightBlossom----Sans [2017-02-11 16:27:24 +0000 UTC]

XD omg papy no dun go there XD
This qas too funny

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Midnight-da-Ruby-Fox [2017-02-11 03:10:50 +0000 UTC]

XD

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moonlight2345 [2017-02-08 10:55:07 +0000 UTC]

wait.. OH.. HE WAS GONNA SAY BONEZONE WASNT HE?? 0.0 PAPS YOU SINNA OF THE BITTA END

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Nerdybunnyforlife [2016-12-18 05:39:58 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha Sans is soooo innocent... So am I...

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HoneyDewMelonSweet [2016-12-17 20:45:48 +0000 UTC]

Wait. Its underswap so blue is younger. Jsyk xD

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KittyFrisk [2016-12-08 03:56:32 +0000 UTC]

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU SINNER." I thought blueberry wasn't a sinner ;-; but, it is funny at the same time xDD

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Midnight-da-Ruby-Fox In reply to KittyFrisk [2017-03-14 03:24:47 +0000 UTC]

Blueberry is the one who said that XD

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TheAmazingZia [2016-10-25 04:17:48 +0000 UTC]

Ahhhh, Swap!Pap and his beautiful comments. ("A little sin never hurt anyone" Swap!Papyrus 2k16) XD

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Sansisloveheislife [2016-10-13 02:14:19 +0000 UTC]

*love

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Sansisloveheislife [2016-10-13 02:14:05 +0000 UTC]

omfg Papyrus if u say that around my blueberry muffin u r going to have a bad time for ruining his innocence!!!! >: (
i lve the story plz make more!!!!

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TheWorstArtistEvar [2016-08-22 16:50:32 +0000 UTC]

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU SINNER."

Who says the Reader ain't a sinner as well? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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caprisunsx In reply to TheWorstArtistEvar [2016-10-05 19:50:53 +0000 UTC]

*insert many lennys here*

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Otter66 In reply to caprisunsx [2016-10-29 22:39:31 +0000 UTC]

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caprisunsx In reply to Otter66 [2016-10-30 00:11:30 +0000 UTC]

tysm you are the true lenny overlord

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Swiftwing9 [2016-08-06 00:56:50 +0000 UTC]

SHUT YO MOUTH YOU FILTHY SINNAH

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xXsnipergirlXx1 [2016-08-02 04:33:00 +0000 UTC]

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU SINNER!"
Ded

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Tyroniecehj [2016-08-01 00:34:50 +0000 UTC]

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU SINNER."
**PPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT**

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Poppet-Seed [2016-07-17 11:07:04 +0000 UTC]

OMG!!!!!

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cclarixn [2016-07-16 05:01:50 +0000 UTC]

'Cancer Stick' AMAZINGGGGGG xDDDDDD I LAUGHED SO HaRD
(i'm not joking it was really funny,i've heard my younger sister say it,she doesn't know what the actual word is xDDDD)

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IMadeThisToHide12 [2016-07-04 03:34:12 +0000 UTC]

I died when bluberry(nickname for underswap sans) yelled "SHUT UP, YOU SINNER!"like bluberry, papyrus never sinned unless smoking is a sin then he is screwed XD still I loved this I was like."Why are you so dang cute in this?????"

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FullmetalAndCatLover [2016-06-29 04:00:38 +0000 UTC]

YOU SINNERRRRR!!!!!

Pfft... I am gone.. You have killed me..

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LunariaMay [2016-06-10 01:25:38 +0000 UTC]

.....You murdered my lungs at, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU SINNER!"

I couldn't stop laughing! .....I still can't. x33

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3L3M3NTAL-BLAD3 In reply to LunariaMay [2016-06-10 22:46:07 +0000 UTC]

LOL Same

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TheLeeswan [2016-05-24 23:53:46 +0000 UTC]

"cancer stick"

I swear to God, that made laugh so hard on the inside. I don't know why.

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enterunderbreaker [2016-05-24 01:03:18 +0000 UTC]

"cancer stick" that made me laugh

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ladylibertyfangirl [2016-05-19 13:11:59 +0000 UTC]

"papyrus you justn messed with LIB CENA' jumps and tackles him to the ground laughing

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GlitchedChris13 [2016-05-12 01:01:08 +0000 UTC]

I love it XD

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OTAKUNEKOFROMSPACE [2016-05-08 20:10:14 +0000 UTC]

Papyrus: Hey bro if you're lucky you might take her to the bone z-
Me: PAPYRUS I SWEAR TO GOD DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT YOU'LL RUIN HIS INNOCENCE! *blocks US Sans' ears*
Sans: Brother what is this "bone z-
Me: NOO! shhh stay innocent forever you damn blueberry

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StarryEyedRowan [2016-04-19 08:25:36 +0000 UTC]

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU SINNER"

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StarryEyedRowan In reply to StarryEyedRowan [2016-04-19 08:26:17 +0000 UTC]

My white friends when I make a dirty joke

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StarryEyedRowan [2016-04-19 08:22:51 +0000 UTC]

"Cancer stick"
I like that

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NinjaKitteh97 [2016-04-12 01:31:32 +0000 UTC]

lmao XD also, super adorbs!!!

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Equinox-at-dawn [2016-04-06 21:26:46 +0000 UTC]

Would you please do a part 2? This is great!

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to Equinox-at-dawn [2016-04-13 00:20:33 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.A part 2 would be great!


*giggles* Sans would be so adorably awkward on the date.....        

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BlueKitten06 [2016-03-17 12:42:32 +0000 UTC]

omg this is so cute -squishes you and the fanfic to her chest- thank you for writing a cute fanfic like this~ It made my night ^^

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animeotaku9110 [2016-03-08 19:51:26 +0000 UTC]

Mooorre pleasssseee

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Hidaniscute17 [2016-03-06 05:00:16 +0000 UTC]

its official im in love with both the original sans and underswap sans @///////@ for the love of spaghetti sans stop making me love you   

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to Hidaniscute17 [2016-04-13 00:24:06 +0000 UTC]

IKR!?I also somehow really like underfell sans.He has a good heart and good intentions, he just dosnt seem to know hoe to show it!



(underfell)Sans: SHUT UP............  

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Hidaniscute17 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2016-05-20 05:16:00 +0000 UTC]

exactly T~T why do they do this to us.

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foxyfnaffan [2016-03-05 03:59:28 +0000 UTC]

please do part 2 X3......sinner XD

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awkward-optimist [2016-03-04 05:37:37 +0000 UTC]

Precious bab

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