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Yes I did miss you, but my aim is getting better...
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Me: hey, did you bring my pizza?
Bill: errrr, no...
Me: DIE
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Kate: No! Don't kill him! He's too hot to die!π±
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*grabs holy water* DIE DEOMN
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Kate: *Jumps in the way of Bill to block the water* "cough, cough" If that's all you got then I almost feel sorry for you!
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*grabs pokeball, Silvally comes out*
YOU BOTH GONNA GET IT NOW
Β
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Kate: Ha! Two can play at that game! Raikou, I choose you! *Pulls out a poke ball and Raikou comes out*
Β
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*throws out Arceus*
I HAVE GOD ON MY SIDE
BOW BEFORE ME
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Kate: Wait. You're a Christian too? Yay! We're Christian Buddies!
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technically im Luthren, but it is part of the Christian faith so yea
Christian Buddies!
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Kate: Yay! So does that mean we can stop fighting and you'll leave Cipher alone?
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fine...
but im watching you...YOU OVER SIZED CORNCHIP
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Kate: Who you calling a cornchip? I'm more of a Twisted Cheeto thank you very much.Β
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im a potato chip
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Yum!π
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Totally!π
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No one licks*lack**Flights??***Likes you Billl!!//drinks beer//
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Fuck off you boozer! I love him to pieces! Go back to that honky tonk bar you got that beer from and leave Bill alone!
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*is on beer custody aka can't have beer*Tell that to the characters of Gravity Falls*points to the revolution*
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Kate: Hmph! You're all just just being irrationally and unreasonable because you're jealous of his wicked humor and playful exterior. And that he can totally rock a mohawk better than anybody else could. And if you can't have beer then why are ya drunk?Β
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I used to be drunk but SOMEBODY*looks directly at a certain place*thought it was a good idea to put me on a ban.
Jokes on her cause I wreak her room.
Me: *background*THAT WAS YOU?!
*ignores it*Anyways,I in fact do think that Bill is a great character but he does a few things that make me dislike him... LIKE HELPING A CERTAIN SOMEONE TO PUT ME ON A BAN AND STEALING MY GODDAMN BEER!
But fortunately I happen to get him back at him for the latter part by eating nachos in front of him.
Me: *actually comes out of the dark abyss that is also trash*Holy shit,dude,like,what the fuck.
Me: I know Bill is fuck up and such and did some things but that is just more fucked up then anything he did.
Me: Don't you even know his backstory-Oh and this is also a reason on why your still on your ban
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Kate: *Gives you a disturbed-bewildered look* Uh, are you ok dude? Cause that whole little speech you did made it sound like you have multiple personalities. Kind of like this.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Imxq9ifβ¦
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Me: Actually I attended mostly to use this account for my oc here,Glaxy
Yo
Me: But I've didn't have any time for making this into a ask blog and to spread on who Glaxy as a character is,so I mostly put her into comments like this.
Me: It gets annoying time to time for me to put in who is who and for me to put a tag for when I 'talk',but I've mannage
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Kate: Uh, ok then.π
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Me: yeah...
*eating Doritos in the background*
Me: *just hears the crunching of chips*Your eating Doritos aren't you?
Yea*eats more*
Me: Bill's behind you
*feels the presence of blue flames,deals,power and nachos*Sht
Me: You got 3 sec-
*is already running from the mohawk demon*
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Kate: Ah ah! SexyΒ mohawk demon.Β
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Me: sure,what ever floats your boat
*still running from said demon*SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME!
Me: yeeeeeaaahhh,no
*is now dodging flying objects*FUCK YOU!
Bill: *curses in ciphers and trying to kill the drunk-tard*
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Kate: Yeah! Cipher! My boy!π
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Me: *turns to see everything on fire/crush/destroyed/ect*.... *looks at you while pointing at the demon of said destruction*You do know you have to pay for all the damage he does to my workspace if your with him right?
*jumps over table*FUUUUCCCKKKK!
Bill: *destroys table with fire before crushing it(and cracking the floor)with a hammer*GET BACK HERE!
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Kate: Hey! You put that hammer down right now!
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Bill: *too busy trying to kill Glaxy to hear*
Me: *is already making the bill for all the damage*carry the 5β¦
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Kate: Oh for frick's sake! Will you two cut it out already?! I mean seriously! You're both acting like spoiled five year olds!
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Bill: *has finally caught Glaxy and put her in a arm lock and about to set her face on fire*
*has the "thANK FUCK THEY STOPPED BUT I'M TERRIFIED FOR MY LIFE AT THE MOMENT TO NOTICE" look*
Me: *about to finish the bill*Add the interest...*looks up to see them in a lock position*Oh,they stop
Me: Anyways,I have finish the bill.*rolls it down as said bill kept rolling on out the room and so on*So someone's gotta pay up.
*manage to somehow get out of the arm lock and ran through the wall*
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Kate: Bill! Mi amour!
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Me: *looks at you*You do know you have to pay for the damage if your with him right?*looks at the damage which makes the room look like a war zone*And that's doesn't count for the amount of burn marks in the room either.
Bill: *sheepish smile*Uh,oops?
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Kate: It's alright handsome. Money is nothing compared to love.π
You: *Makes a childish grossed out face*
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Me: You are disgustingly Lovey Dovey.*hands you bill*Anyways you have to pay for it.*starts to walk out before facing you*Btw,the numbers your seeing right now are the one's with out the counting of,well,everything else.*walks out*
//FEW SECONDS LATER//
Me: *outside*I THINK THE END OF IT WENT TO CANADA
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Kate: Like your ex-girlfriend did with that hockey player?!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ksβ¦
Bill: Hahahahahaha! Nice one doll!
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*jumps on you*Nope!It means it will take more than a few chunks of gold to fix this mess!
Me: *still outside*THE INTREST FOR THIS IS EVEN WORSE THEN GLAXY'S DRINKING PROBLEM!
*gives a look*β¦ Fuck you too man
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Kate: So you are a boozer.
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*laughs*Yeeeaaahhh,I made a pub go out of business,but luckily it was one that Bill goes to.
Bill: WHAT!?THAT WAS YOU?!
*flips him off*YEAH TRY ME BITCH!
Me: ahem
*look at door way to see me with aΒ quantum destabilizer ray*
Me: *points at the two destructive Β forces know as Glaxy and Bill*If you two go at it again I'm taping you both down and shoot you 20 times with theΒ quantum destabilizer.
*sweats*Sht
Bill: *has a bit of sweat*double sht
Wait doesn't that have limited fire?
Me: I'm a creator*readies gun*I make the rules
Bill: *starts to back away*triple shtΒ
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Kate: *Stands in front of Bill with a brave face expression* If you're gonna kill him then you'll have to go through me first!
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Me: Okay*aims gun*
*is clinging onto you*THE BITCH IS CRAZY!THE BITCH IS CRAZY!
Bill: *is also clinging on you*SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT-!
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Kate: So, ya wanna do this the hard way huh? *pulls out a large round metal piece of tech* Then so be it. Bill and Glaxy, Go hide behind that rock over there and whatever you do don't leave come out until I give the ok. *Drops the tech, jumped on it to activate it, and is soon wearing a special suit called the Apex Armor (Transformers Prime)*Β
Bill: Whoa! That's kind of hot!
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Me: *stares*... Welp,desperate times calls for desperate measures.*literally pulls out a easter egg list from Yandere Simulator*
*RUNNING THE FUCK OUT*NOPE!I GOT KILLED ONCE AND I AIN'T DYING AGAIN!
Me: *presses the 'kill all'*
*get head chop off*
Bill: *explodes*
You: *whatever you imagine*
DEATH COMBO X3
Me: ....*presses a restart and brings you all back to life*
*WHEZZING AND ABOUT TO VOMIT*WHY!?!?
Me: Cause I'm a maker and a destroyer.
*VOMITS ANYWAYS*
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Kate: Dude you one sick ass motherfucker!
Bill: You tell him Toots!
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Me: *gives a slight look at Bill*Dude,one your a demon who literally destroyed a dimension and two,I'm a lady.
*finish vomiting guts out*More like the real demon-HRK!*get shot in the head by me*
Me: *holding a revolver before bringing Glaxy back to life*And I can kill you how many times I want.
*Vomits again*Fuck you and your god powers.
Me: How much are you gonna vomit,you only died two times in the last hour.
Me: You usually do this around six.
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