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Kate: First one to catch 34 gets to pick who has to kiss her!
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Me: Ohohoho!
Bill: *shudders and then grins*You got yourself a deal toots!
Me#20: I wonder how 666 group is doing
//screeching demon noises are heard from the next room//
Me#20:
Me#20: Pretty good thenΒ
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Kate: π
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Me: Okay then let's stay away from the 666 group for now and just focus on 13 and⦠34
Me#225: *nods*
*belching out words in Italian*
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Kate: Cool! Now belch the Irish National Anthem!Β
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Me: *is holding a pipe now*I swear if you do I will hit you
*just says something about cats*
Me: β¦ You saved yourself this time you drunktard
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Kate: Hahahahahaha! Drunktard!
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Me: What else could she be cal-?Hey!Leave the dream demon alone,he's not a playground!
Bill: *is struggling with carrying Glaxy who is just swigging and swaying around*FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP MOVING AROUND SO MUCH!
*cackles and sings in Italian again with a song about spaghetti or something like that*
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Kate: Wow, she's pretty good. Maybe I should get her to teach me some Italian.
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Me: Don't since she'll most likely teach you to say something offensive,but for now*gets a rope*OFF THE DEMON GLAXY!
*does something as Bill then lunches forward and is now running*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHS!
Bill: FUCKING HELL!
Me: *chases them*GET BACK HERE YOU DRUNK FUCKER!
Me#225: *watches them leave*β¦ We should just continue our work,it'll be a while before they comeback
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Kate: Hey Bill, you ok lover boy? Just walk it off hon! She ain't worth the effort to fester hate on!
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Me#40: It literally took just about 2 days and 20 hours to get her off a pole,and that was with a crowbar
Me#40: So yeah,in other words Bill might be a goner
Bill: *from the distance*SHE GETTING INTO MY EYEBALL!
Me: *also from the distance*TRY TO FIGHT HER OFF THEN!
Bill: *still from distance*WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?!
Me#225: But then again he did survived a lot of things before,this just happen to be his worst one
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Kate: Wait, what do you mean she's- Holy frick on a brick! She's crouch grinding his eyeball! Hey! Hands off you drunk bitch!Β
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*wild drunk laughter*
Me: *distance*GETTHECROWBARGETHCROWBAR GET THE FUCKING CROAWBAR!
Me#225: They'll be fine*dumps one of the stacks of paper in your arms*Maybe by a hour or so-
Bill: *hears what #225 said from distance*AN HOUR OR SO-?!AHHH!
Me#225: They can take Galaxy off and come back here with the least amount of traumatic damage as possible,I mean,that is how it was when me and Bill were still a thing*goes to one of the stacks and starts working*
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Kate: So you're just gonna let her do that to him?! That's my fucking boyfriend you assmuncher!
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Me#225: It's just Glaxy,he'll be fine
Bill: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Me#225: See,fine.
//Later//
Bill: *in slight trama*
Me: *breathing heavily and holding a bent crowbar*
*Still drunk*
Me#225: *finish the first giant stack of papers*See,everything worked out and we've,or rather I did,finish one stack
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Kate: You call that fine?! Look at him! He looks like he actually went through hell and back!
*Runs over to his side and holds him tenderly* Are you gonna be ok Bill?
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Bill: Yes toots,just slightly tramatized but fine
Me#225: Good to know you aren't much of a drama queen anymore
Bill: And what does that mean?
Me#225: Cause last that I remember you looking like that is you whining on how it will take forever for your eye to recover and to fix your outfit
Bill: β¦ So look at you not caring if there was even a murder happening right now
Me#225: TouchΓ©
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Kate: Plus I can get how he would fuss over his appearance cause I do that a lot too. Which also proves just how we were totally made for each other. *Gives Bill a kiss on the head*
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Bill: hehe,thanks toots
Me#225: *is looking through the files and notices something*Hmmmβ¦
Me: What's wrong?
Me#225: Did any of you took the paper work from this file?*lifts up a file with red letter in a different language*
Me:
Me: That file looks evil
Me#225: Kinda is really
Me:
Bill:
You:
Me: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THAT AROUND THEN
Me#225: Research
Me: FUCK RESEARCH,IF ITS EVIL THEN TOSS THAT SHIT AWAY
Me#225: That is exactly what #690 said
Me#690: *background*AND I STILL DO!
Me#576: *background too*SHUT THE FUCK UP #690,I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!
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Kate: Suck a cock #576!
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Me#576: *background still*SHUT THE FUCK UP TO YOU TO #789!
Me: Okay try not to reply to the other mes as much,there is a whole bunch of them,and still counting
Me#225: Right but can we get back on who took the papers from the file?
Me: Which reminds me WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT
Me#225: Well-
Bill: *actually looks at file*Hey that's the file we stole from that eight eyed guy!
Me:
Me: Uh wat
Me#225: Back then when we were still a thing,Bill and I gone on crazy adventures and got somethings with it,like the file
Me:
Me:
Me: Why
Me: Why were you like that
Me#225: It's all past now,we've got better things to question about and worry
Me#80: *drinking coffee*L-like who t-to-took the-ACK!File pa-papers
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Kate: Exactly. And I think I may know who did it.
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Me#69: *is drunken heavily like Glaxy*HIC!Woo?wol.who
Me: I don't know,it's not like we've couldn't see a obviously giant clue on the cabinets or somethi-Wait*looks to see giant ass scratch marks on file cabinet and burn marks as well*
Me:
Me: How the fuck did I miss that
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Kate: I meant I think I know someone else who is just as chaotic and powerful as Bill.
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Me#225: If it's that guy with the four heads then no.He's still in time jail or something along thoses lines
Me: Uh wat
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Kate: No dudes! Discord! My old flame!
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Me: Discord?
Me#225: Oh,him
Me#225: *ACTUALLY looks ANNOYED*Ugh,I remember him all to well
Me: Holy sht your actually annoyed right now
Me#7: DAMN STRAIGHT GRL!
Me#225: He and I had a⦠History so to speak
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Kate: You too?!
Bill: You two dated my old college friend?
Kate: He was your friend in college?
You #225: You went to college?
Bill: It's a long story. Let's just say we had a small disagreement and now we hate each other.
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Me#225: It was about the candy clounds wasn't it?
Bill: How'd you-?
Me#225: We literally used to date Bill,I know somethings about you that should have not been learned
Me: You have a thing for dating beings who can destroy the reality of life itself
Me#225: *shrugs*What can I can I'm one for the all powerful
Bill: I can confirm that
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Kate: And now we have one more thing in common! Yay!
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Me#225: hmm
Me: but don't mind me asking but what was that file about anyway?
Me#225: Oh just about the ways on how to free beings like 666 out of jail
Me:
Me: wHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?
Me: AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN FREE BEINGS LIKE 666!?
Me#225: Exactly what it means,the different timelines of 666 are being held along with other such powerful entitiesΒ
Me#40: In other words we're more fucked then before
Me: *just screaming by now*NO SHIT SHERLOCK!WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE BY CRAZIES!*gets slap by #668*Thanks
Me#668: No problem
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Kate: *Grabs Bill and looks him in the eye with love* Bill, if we die then I want us to die like we should. With love and understanding for each other! *Kisses his eye that can turn into a mouth with sweet passion*
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Me: *gags*
Me#225: *neutral*Alright you two stop with the PDA and help with stoping Discord and some other entities we might know as well
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Kate: *stops kissing* Hmph! Love Killers.
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Me#225: Used to date the same guy your kissing girly;you might not live if we don't do anything about this Discord problem
Me#668: *looking at chart*And looks like he's not alone either*points to show a Discord icon with a circle with 13,a spade with 666,and a heart with 34*
Me: Well shit
Me#40: Shit indeed
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Kate: Can I keep kissing Bill now?
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Me: *gives you the evil eye*No
//LATER//
Me#225: *cocks a futuristic gun with blue enigmas on it*Everyone set?
Me: *holding a quantum disablelizer*HELL YEAH
Me#668: *holding what looks like a mix between a gun and tazzer*As always
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Bill: #225, I was born ready!
Kate: *walks in dressed for battle while holding a replica of Daryl Dixion's crossbow in one hand and a huge duffle bag of sticky bombs in another* I was ready before I was born!
Bill: Whoa! That's kinda hot.
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Me: *looks at you*NICE!
Me#225: *just looks at Bill*Since when were you even born in the first place?
Bill: *shrugs*
Me#668: I've gotten #***** to set the transport to the location we need to "wreck shit up" for our old⦠"Acquaintances" so to speak
Me#7: HELL YEA!*shots a plasma ray through the ceiling*
*looks up and is not drunk anymore*Well I sure ain't cleaning that up*is wearing clawed gauntlets*
Me: Course not your cleaning your own liquor mess when we get back alive
*groans*Fiiinneee!
Me#668: *opens the transport like portal and turns head to look at everyone*So who's ready to "wreak up some shit"?
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Kate: As long as we get back in one piece so that I can get it on with Bill tonight, then yeah, I'm totally ready.
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Me: *face of disgust*TMI man,TMI
//ELSEWHERE//
13: *is wearing a black trench coat with the 13 symbol(like the one on the holographic timeline chart),a black sweater with black jeans and spiked boots*So this it?
666: *is next to discord and is shown wearing a dark(nearly black)latex jumpsuit with the number 666 in white on the left side of her chest,leather high heels and has red markings on face,long demon horns and black leathery wings*Where else would you find a jail keeping all dangers to all life and reality?
34: *is wearing a playboy bunny outfit with a belt with 34 on it near the crotch area,gaterbelts and heels*Hehe~This should be fun!~
13: *takes a smoke out and looks at Discord*We doing this or just gonna stay here all day?
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Discord: I agree 13. The longer we wait the less time we'll have to have some real fun. The sooner we destroy that jail will it be time for us to finally take control of every being in every known universe and dimension out there. Every male and female being may they be mortal or immortal or what ever race, religion, or speciesΒ they may be will soon fall under our eternal rule and judgement. Let's just hope that accursed Bill Cipher and my ex girlfriend aren't going to try and stop us. I'd hate to have to destroy him before I get to toy with him a bit. Although, word on the streets is that he's got a cute little girlfriend now. Maybe I'll toy with her instead if he tries anything. Besides, what fun would be in killing him when I could watch him cringe and squirm helplessly as I have my fun with his sweetheart right in front of him?Β
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13: *lits the smoke and smirks*I knew there was a reason we've team up now
666: *summons up a devil looking motorcycle*LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED THEN!
//INSIDE THE JAIL AROUND A CERTAIN CELL//
Guards: *are seen in front of a cell containing another me but wearing a mouth guard and a strait jacket while sitting crisscross on the ground*
Guard#1: Do 191,how does it feel again to be put behind bars?
Guard#2: As if she'll ever talk!Ever since we caught her she was nothing but silence;Maybe because she even allowed herself to be capture in the first place-!
191: *just hears them blurred out before looking directly at a wall*They're here
Guard#1: Wha-
//BOOM//
666: *cleans off a bit of debris off her*Yo,191!We late?
191: *just glances at her*No,I'd say your right in time
13: *huffs a breath of smoke*Good,last we need is for you to tell us we're late
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Discord: Now that we're here, let's see if we can lighten things up a bit. *hits a big red button that opens all the cells* Go ahead everyone! Go cause some mayhem!
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13: *removes mouth guard and straight jacket from 191*You up or what?
191: *is revealed to have a tattoo of the lower half of skull with jagged teeth on her face,a closed jack with some rips and tears in it,shredded jeans with leather boots*Of course I am,what kind of disastrous entity do you take me for?*pulls out some 20 side dice*
666: How'd you get your dice pass security?
191: Secrets I tend to keep hidden*rolls the dice*
//OUTSUDE OF PRISON//
Guard: *whistling*
//WALL OF THE PRISON EXPLOADS//
191: *is tossing dice into the air and walks over the body of guard with the rest waking behind her*
13: *throws old smoke and lots a new one with the Fire of the explosion*Excellent work as always 191
34: *giggles*Ooohh~How lovely!~
666: Lets cause some more havoc!
Other jailers: *villianous laughter*
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Discord: Now let's see. *makes a bunch of wrist watches appear on his arm* According to my calculations, the candy corn bombs I set up in the cafeteria should be going off right about...NOW! *Explosions are heard going off at the west side of the prison*
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13: HAHA!NICE!
666: *rides out motorcycle before setting to one place*HOW ABOUT WE TAKE THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD?!
Villains: YEAH!
13: Great,now we can-*gets pulled by 191*HEY!WHAT'S THE BIG-!?*a blast goes right past her*Oh,that
191: *just glances up to see #225 and #668*I see that our old "friends" have come to see us
Me#40: *scared by 191*191!?OH GOD WE ARE DOOM!
Me: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
Me#225: *ignores them*Hmm,should have know they would bust you out with the rest
191: Trust me darlin',I'm the most of your worries in this lot
34: *smirks*Ohoho~This is gonna be fun~
13: *brushes off nonexistent dust*No kidding
666: *puts on devilish helment*Kufufufu~
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Kate: Comes out of nowhere and starts blowing shit sky high* LETS SEND THOSE HELLRAISERS BACK TO THE PIT!
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13: Who da eff is this?
34: *shrugs*
191: Well as they say*rolls dice*It was chaos that killed*a giant snake comes strait at you*everything that existed
Me: KATE!*manages to rope you down in time*
666: *drives motorcycle and ties everyone up while being distracted by Kate*HAHAHAHA!
Me#668: OOF!
Me#40: UGH!
34: Hope it ain't to tight!I want a turn with you all as well~
13: You can do that later 34*watches 191 roll the dice again as multiple portals appear*We got some havoc to give
666: *drives through one of the portals*
34: *does the same*
13: *jumps into one*SEE YA SUCKERS!
191: *turns but then looks at us*Sorry for the short meet but I got some business to do now*walks through portal as the other villains do the same*
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