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Kate: HEY! YOU GET THOSE FAT ASSES OF YOURS BACK HERE AND FIGHT US YOU SELF ABSORBED BELOW AVERAGE CRACKWHORES!
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Me#225: *cuts the rope and looks at the closing portals*Crud*looks at everyone*We all need to split to catch them
Me: WHAT?!AIN'T THAT BASICALLY SUICIDE?!
Me#68: It's not if you still live after
Me: STILL
Me#225: Doesn't matter,we'll go for the first three,13,34 and 666
Me#668: We'll use the groups we used when we try to find info on them
Me: WELP,we're dead!
Stop with all the realistic logic!We got some asses to kick!
Bill: Hell yeah!
Me#225: *gives a mobile portal each to #40 and Bill*You two know what to do?
Bill: I've got a feeling to where the sex drive is
Me#40: A dance with the devil,something I never wanted
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Kate: A dance? Honey I've had several. And a lot of them were not with Bill.
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Me#40: This devil has high heel boots,they hurt,a lot
Me#225: No time for chatter,we have work to do*opens portal as both Bill and #40 do the same*
Me#225: Let's go*the three groups walk through their individual portal*
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Kate: Oooo! Pretty!
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##the groups are the 34 group(Bill and Glaxy with other mes),the 666 group(#40 and other mes)and the 13 group(what is #225,#668,you and other mes)##
//WITH THE 34 GROUP//
*arrives with Bill at a utopia turned sex joint*It must have been a few minutes here and look at it now
Bill: Well 34 is one crazy ass sex addict I've ever seen in my existence soβ¦
I don't want to know thank you*readies clawed gauntlets*Lets get this over with so we can both avoid her and teaming with each other ever again
Bill: Agree
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Kate: Can't we get it on a little bit first before that?
Both Bill and Glaxy: NO!
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Jesus!You sure your girlfriend ain't the sex addict here?
Bill: I'm sure
Bill: On my entire existence I'm sure of that
//laughter heard in the distance//
*becomes causes and taps on communicator*You maker,Glaxy here,we are near the sex addict
Me: *on communicator*Alright,but hurry up,Kate is becoming frisky here
You: *in the background of the communicator*Am not!
*cuts it off*Lets just finish this up*walks twords the sounds of laughter*You coming cyclops?
Bill: Right after you drunktard
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Kate: Hahaha! That never gets old! But seriously though, can't we get freaky just a little bit? I'm startingΒ to get pretty wet here.
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*already up ahead*BILL!TURN OFF YOUR DAMN COMMUNICATOR!
Bill: *sighs*Talk to you later toots*turns off communicator and follows Glaxy*
//ELSE WHERE//
34: *is looking at a screen showing both Bill and Glaxy walking down the corridor*Oohhh~Looks like I get to see Billy boy again!~*looks over to her side to see Discord*Hey Dissy!Can I please have fun with Billy boy?~
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Discord: Very well, you can do as you wishΒ with him. Just make sure he doesn't get in the way.
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34: Aye aye mister!~
//WITH THE 34 GROUP//
Bill: *knocks out a entity with his cane before shivering*
*punches out another and notices this*Natcho what's up?
Bill: *glares at Glaxy*One don't call me that,and two,I think we might be closer to 34 the we think
*gulps*I have mix feelings about this
Bill: Your not the only one*they both walk down the corridor,not noticing a pair of glowing eyes filled with lust and mischief*
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Kate: *suddenly busts through the ceiling* Hey guys! I thought I'd stop by and-Who the flying fuck is that bitch?!
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*startled by your appearance*HOLY SHIT!I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN THE 13 GROUP-?!AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY BITCH?!
Bill: *shudders*Oh shit
34: *comes right behind Bill with a mischievous smile*Hiya Billy boy!~
Bill: SHIT!
*goes into a stance*YOU!
34: *giggles*Yes me~Ooo,I've never met you before,this should be fun~*licks lips*
*shudders with Bill*Just by listening to her gives me the creeps!
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Kate: Don't worry handsome, I got this! *walks up and gives 34 and 13 a death glare* All right you no good fugly looking excuse for clones! You better get all those jailbar grinding asswipes back into that prison block if ya know what's good for ya!
34: And what's a sweet little number like you gonna do to stop us? Give us a spanking? *smacks her ass playfully while 13 giggles*
Kate: That's right pigs! And here's the paddle! *pulls out a fatass flame thrower and shoots 13 and 34 with it*
Bill: *watches Kate in awe* I love you!
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13: *simply gets up and cracks neck*That tickled
34: *gets up as well and giggles*Ooo!~Fire play huh,how exciting!~
SHIT WE MADR IT WORSE!
Bill: FUCK!THE ONE THING I ALWAYS FORGET,THEY CAN SURVIE ANYTHING!
34: That's right baby!*brings out a nine tail whip*And it's play time!*licks lips*
13: *chuckles before opening a portal*Don't play for to long 34,we still got other things to do*walks through portal as it closes behind her*
34: *giggles*Oh I will~*outfit changes into a dominatrix one*I will indeed~
*is now holding onto Bill*Is this how I die�!
Bill: *scared as well*P-p-power playβ¦!
//ELSE WHERE//
191: *is seen on a throne made of living organic stone and is watching the whole thing on a screen*This should be interesting,right Discord?*scratches behind his ear as he gave a purr like noise*
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Discord: Yes it should my dear. Though I do hope 34 will be a least somewhat careful while dealing with Bill. He may be a tad bit weak compared to us, but he's still an impressivelyΒ sly trickster. He'll tell you anything you want to hear if it means getting what he wants.
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191: *gives a slight smirk*Oh darling,there is a main reason as to why I'm the biggest thing to worry about*glances at screen to see 34 dodging a attack from you while kicking Glaxy in the face and whipped Bill with the whip*I tend to give a few⦠"Hints" so to speak*drinks a glass of chocolate milk*
//BACK TO US//
*is slam into a wall*URK!
Bill: *collides into the ground*DA-DAMN IT!
34: *laughs as she threw you into a destroyed home*Awww~Is it getting rough already for you sweeties?~
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Kate: Your pity bitch slaps are like a summer's breeze 34! * jumps out of the rubble and starts jumping and making noises like SpongeBob did in that episode with the clam until finally jumping on top of a piece of machinery in a karate stance* You have fought well, Sexoholic! Prepare to be vanquished! *jumps at 34 and starts to successfully and also miraculously defeating and beating the living shit out of her* *stops for only a moment* Hey I'm actually doing it. *and the pounding continues*
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34: *is just smiling*A rough one aye?
Bill: *eyes widen*TOOTS!WATCH OUT!
34: *smirks evilly*
34#2: *comes behind and puts you in special handculfs*These babies are the one that not even Dissy can break out of!
//WITH 191//
191: *glances at the said being of chaos*
Discord: β¦It was happy hour at the club
//WITH 34//
34: *laughs*Its great when you have different timelines of yourself to help out!
34#3: *smashes Glaxy into a wall*Yeah!
34#4: *manage to tie Bill up and it looks like bondage*Totes!
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Kate: BILL! HOLD ON MI AMOUR I'LL SAVE YOU!
Bill: You save me?! Who's gonna save you?!
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34: *laughs before getting shot in the back and falling over*Ow!
Me#77: *is holing a gun set to stinger*
34: *gets up and and looks at her*Hey!Why no warning?
Me#77: As if anyone wants to give you a warning about something*sets the gun to another setting and shoots*
34: *dodges it and comes running at her*Hehe!~
Me#77: *still aiming*Initiate step 5!
Me#90: *sets a thick looking trip wire causing 34 to trip*
34: WHOA!
Me#77: *shoots at her as 34 was now tangled up in fluff*
34: *is trying to get out of it but fails*
Me#77: *puts gun up*Fluff,the only think that is impossible to make porn out of
*gets up a little dazy from being slam into concert stone so much*Good to knowβ¦
Me#90: *picking the handculfs that were put on you while #77 unties Bill*
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Kate: Yes! The Calvary has arrived! Somebody up there loves us!
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Me#90: No idea what you said but alright*removes handcuffs*
//WITH 191//
191: *rolls dice as one of the servants gets sent to a wall by a giant punching glove to the stomach*Grrrβ¦ Should have known that they would have known 34's weaknessβ¦*rolls the dice again as another servant is impailed as 191 looks very livid*
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Discord: Don't get too upset my dear. The war has yet to began, and I have quite a few tricks left up my sleeve. Tell me, do you still those special designed dice you use only in emergencies?
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191: *glances over to him*What kind of danger would I be if I don't darling?*pulls out a box with ever changing symbols*Any plan for them dear?
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Discord: Not at the moment. Just make sure you keep those on you at all times. If things somehow end up going south, don't hesitate to use them right then and there.
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191: *chuckles as she puts the box back*Of course dear*goes to sit on throne and scratches Discord's ear as he purrs*
//WITH THE 13 GROUP//
Me: *is holding quantum destabilizer close while anxiously looking around*If I die I'm going to come back to haunt your ass
Me#225: *cautiously looks around like a professsional*Yeah,sure,go be like Kate and disappear
Me: Fuck you-!Wait,we're the same person;Fuck me!
Me#225: *just ignoring the original a bit*Yeah fuck me too
Me: And when the hell is Kate coming back?!We're facing the enigma of all luck good and bad,13!
Me#225: That much is obvious
Me: I FUCKING KNOW!
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Me#225: *is loading a second gun*Your a loud mouth,hormone active,trigger happy,rash,and irresponsible lady*cocks the gun*Of course I nag at you
Me: Wow your me but not even I would say that to my characters that bluntly
Savage*still a but dozy but has mostly recovered*
Bill: Reminds me when she does it to me
Me#225: *is checking the gun to see any mistakes on it*Still do
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Kate: BOOYAKASHA! *lands forcefully on top of 34 with a sickening bone crunching sound and holding a couple of sick looking guns in her arms* Keep your sexy bedroom bra on 225! I was just getting some sweet ass looking weapons for ya to use! Why do ya always gotta gotta go and start throwing a hissy fit whenever I'm not in your sights?! I mean who the are ya?! My Mama?! Jeez Lou-fucking-ise!Β
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Me#225: *is loading up a second gun*Your a loud mouth,hormone active,rash,trigger happy,and irresponsible*checking the gun for any mistakes*Why else would I nag at you
Me,Bill,and Glaxy: SAVAGE!
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Kate: Cause you're a freaky bitch with trust issues. And you forgot to say that I was sexy as well.
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Me#225: *fiddles with trigger*That's what I said;Hormone active
Me#225: And trust issues are Bill
Bill: True
Me: So any idea where 13 might be?
Me#225: Yes,fire*shoots upwards as a chandelier comes crashing right next to me*
Me: AAAAHHHH!WHAT THE FU-?!
13: *is sitting down on one of the ledges that was near the fallen chandelier*Nice eye #225,but luck is always on my side you know
Me#225: Hmmm*readies the second gun*
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Kate: *stops 225* I'll take it from here girlfriend. *readies her laser bazooka* Now then 13, how do you like your ass? Fried or sunny side up? Oh wait, I forgot, you don't have a sunny side. So I guess fried it is! *fires at 13 and blows her sky high*
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13: *is suddenly right behind you*Never thought you actually hit the robot to cause a slide
You: Wait wha-
//BOLDERS START FALLING DOWN AND TRYING TO CRUSH US//
Me&Glaxy: *running and screaming*
Me#225: *just running with Bill following as he drags you along*
13: *laughs as the rumble of rocks try to crush us and disappears somewhere else*
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Kate: *muffles under the rocks after the avalanche* I am such a fucking dumbass.
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Me: *coughing out a bit of dust and is stuck under a rock with Glaxy*You think?
Me#225: *simply picks up giant slaps of rock that was on top of her and throws it somewhere else*There's a reason as to why she is the embodiment of all luck to exist you know;This*points to all the destruction around*is one of the reasons why
Bill: *rids of rocks off with his magic there were on him and you*And why I stay away from her
Me#225: *picks up the rock ontop of the original and Glaxy as they both scatter out*One of the reasons actually*throws rock somewhere else*Having only one reason to avoid someone dose not exist Bill
Bill: TochΓ©
Me: *takes deep breaths*My lungs were getting crush there for a bitβ¦!
//WITH 191//
13: *is leaning against the throne while watching the screen*Ha!These chumps got nothing on me!
191: *glances over to her*Don't be so cocky 13,luck can only last so long on one's side
13: Pcsss!Trust me Big Lady,I got my luck handle!
191: *gives a slight look to her*Don't call me that
13: Ah,why not?I mean,your always around Big D here so why not Big Lady huh?
191: *gives the same look before it turned into a smile*Oh really then,how about Lucky for you then?
13: *gives a annoyed look*FINE!And didn't I tell you not to call me that?
191: Yes but we never swore on it
13: *walks out the room and mutters*
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Discord: Well, looks like someone's having a sour day. Anywho, let's continue to see what are enemies are up to shall we.
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191: Lets
//WITH US//
Me: *is bandaging Glaxy's arm*How did you even fuck up your arm this badly?
I don't know!It was the dumb bolder that messed up the skin!
Me#225: It looks like a rotten corpse;It should have broke
SAME DIFFERENCE!
Me: Sure*tightens bandage*There
Me#225: *looks over to you*You okay,your the only one who seems to be the most human here
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Kate: Oh believe me 225. I'm a whole other kind of human. I'm so diff that I make the opposites look like chumps.
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Me#225: Okay just got hit on the head then
You: *offended*Hey-!
Me#225: No matter though*pulls out a holographic map to show the timelines and dimensions again*13 is not here in the timeline any more
Me: SHIT!*kicks a rock before it bounces right at me*THE FUCK?!
Me#225: But now this timeline is nothing but full of bad luck*map then frazzles a bit before breaking*β¦ And I mean lots of it
Bill: Great,now we have to get a city full of 4 leaf clovers now!I hate them!
Me#225: Just because a man named clover manage to out smart you out of a deal doesn't mean for you to hate all clovers
Bill: *mutters*
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Kate: Plus I'm Irish/German so in a way that is rather insulting to my ancestral heritage Bill!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vTPi2Tlxβ¦
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Bill: Uh sorry toots
Me: *laughs in the background*
//WITH 191//
191: *is working on a plan*
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Discord: So, what's with all these blue prints my dear? Planning on building a themepark?
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191: That over there is for a theme park dear*points over to a blue print across*This one is to track all the timelines we need to take over*shows that seven have been marked out already*And I have to say it is working quite well
Β
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Discord: My that's quite a lot you have here. I'm quite impressed. By the way, I think you're themepark would do splendidly if it had a few bloody attractions to it. And maybe a few shows as well. Do you know how many individuals would pay to watch someone get blended up in a giant blender?
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191: Hmmm,I have to agree darling*puts down the timeline blue print down and picks up the themepark one*We can also add a bugbear tank in the mix as well,they like to eat anything they can get after all*starts to put in other attractions*Β
13: *comes back with cotton candy and looks at the themepark plan*Nice,think you can add a shatter mirror house?The years of bad luck will be amazing on "guest"
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=i_vIv_JKβ¦
Kate: *singing* And it's bad, bad, Leroy Brown, baddest man in the whole dang town; badder than old King Kong, meaner than the junkyard- Yikes!*#225 throws a pocket knife at Kate that she successfully dodges* What the hell 225?! What was that for?!
#225: Nothing really. That song was just starting to give me a migraine. Can't you sing anything worth hearing? When you sing songs like that it makes you sound like my grandma.
Kate: I'll have you know that song was by none other than Jim Croce who was one of the most popular rock singers in the 1960's and 70's before his unfortunate death in 1973. Poor guy. Died at only 30 years old in a Beechcraft E18S crash with five other souls while on his Life and Times tour. 'Twas a sad day for many fans of his.Β
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Me#225: And I'm sure your insulting him by singing it like that
Me: *is trying to figure out oh how to fix the portal as it broke due to the bad luck*CAN SOMEONE WHO ISN'T BILL OR GLAXY HELP ME WITH THIS?!
I'm offended maker!
Bill: You wound me time slate!
Me: And you two suck at fixing things
Glaxy&Bill: TochΓ©
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Kate: I could help!Β
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