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Kate: I don't about you Glaxy, but if your friend kills me and brings me back again I'm gonna bitch slap her so hard that her kids will be just as butt ugly as she'll become when it's all said and done.
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I would do that if it weren't for the OTHERSβ¦
Bill: Who?
Me: The other me-s
Me#2: *comes behind you with a gun to your head*Whatcha say bitch?
Me#3: Yo what's cracking?!
Me#4: The fuck invited this asshole?
Me#7: Real mature 4β¦ You are 4 right?
Me#5: I am the symbolic representation of our depression
Me#6: Your a symbolic representation of cancer is what you are
Me#8: We are literally the same person!
Me#225: This is the kind of shit I go through every time when I try to save my 'babies' from impending death but I go through this all the time.
Me#107?: *drinking coffee*Give up,I did sinceβ¦forever ago
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Kate: Wat the fuck is going on here?! You had clones?! And you didn't bother to mention this before hand?! The fuck is wrong with you?!
Bill: Well could of asked me about his life and occupations, doll. You know as well as I do that I have a vast knowledge of all the hidden and unhidden secrets of the universe.Β
Kate: Or you could of told me like the boyfriend you are to me. I thought you cared enough to let me know about things like this when shit happens.
Bill: Aw come on babe! Don't say that. Of course I care. Like I'd ever let anyone or thing in all the multiple dimensions ever hurt ya. Come on, how about a little sugar from old Cipher to make all the bitter feelings go,huh?
Kate: Maybe later. Besides, I doubt hugging and exchanging kisses with you would be very comfortable with this asshole's gun in my back. BTW, you better watch where you're pointing that thing unless you watch me to knock you the fuck out! I'm a woman for fuck's sake!
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Me#2: Trust me,We're both the bitches here
Me: You,with the gun,shut it
Me#225: *looks at Bill*Hello again Bill
Bill: 225,the one that has their mind in gear,how's it?
Me#225: You know,timelines being doomed,destroyed or created
Me#225: The usual stuff
Me#107?: *lying on the ground*All people I've know has died either in front of me or by my hands
Me#8: *jazz hands*TIMELINES~!
*shivers*GOD,its bad enough that these ones are here,luckily THAT one isn't-
Me#12: *appears in a dark cloak*The reaper has come
SHIT!*falls down*FUCK MY KNEE!
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Kate: Bill, you know that guy?
Bill: Sure do Toots. We go back a bit me and #225. Ah good times. Goooood times.
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Me#225: *sighs*Oh Bill,you will never get gender norms right will you?
Bill: You know it!
Me: I still don't know how that happen to be honest.
I still don't know why I'm still around yo-
Me#3: Cuz you will be insta dead by HER bro!
Oh right.
Me#12: I will find a perfect timeline to reap HER in
Me#107?: But she will kill all of us anyway though
Me: Why are you so depress?
Me#14: She is the one whom gone through the most doom timelines
Me#225: That is unfortunately true,me and Bill saw her once in a pretty doomed timeline⦠The one where SHE came
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Kate: Where who came from? Bill, what are they talking about?
Bill: Well, I'd love ta tell ya sugarcube, but I think I'll leave it to old #225 instead since she and the others are more connected to that story than I am.
Kate: I thought you said you knew lots of things.
Bill: And I do toots. But unlike them I choose not to get too involved with it all.
Kate: Why did I ever fall for you?
Bill: Because I got the charms you've been longing for beautiful.π
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Me#12: Ew,in love people
Me#225: The one we all should fear if she ever came... 13
///CRASH//
Everyone: *turns*
Me#40: *dropped all the pots and pans*I am not sorry and I did this to just show how scared I am
Me: We all are
*is shivering slightly*N-no kidding,and I ain't scared easy you k-know!Β
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Kate: Ya know, if you guys are scared of her, maybe I could help you get her off your back. And in return all I ask is for your friendship.
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Me#3: Ha!Good luck with that!
Me: What #3 is trying to say is,well,#225?
Me#225: 13 is a being of mass destruction,a destroyer of timelines,of reality,of space.
Me#225: And if one of her even exists in a timelineβ¦
Me#40: *picking up pots and pans*There's more
Me#12: Of course there is more,these are timelines we are talking about!Anything can happen!
Me: And even more being added to said timelines,right #*****?
Me#*****: *crafting all timeline carts*Right
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Kate: Hey, I don't know if ya all know this, but you're talking to the one and only Kate The Great here. I bet I could tear that bitch a new one with one hand tied behind my back. Come on, just give me a chance here.
Bill: She is actually pretty tough you guys. I should know, I've been beaten up more times than I could count whenever I made her mad.
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Me: That is nice to know Kate but-
Me#*****: Even if you were to somehow take a hold on her 13 can just go to a timeline to delete you from it.
Me#80: *looks so twitchy and drinking coffee*R-ri-right!Yo-you can't-ACK!Get her ea-easy like that you kn-know!GAK!!*drinks more coffee*
Me#225: What both the coffeeholic and timeline keeper said
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Kate: But there's gotta be something that can stop her. Everyone has a weakness right? Then we, and yes I said we, simply need to find it. I mean, she is your guy's 13th clone right? How hard could it be?
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Me: I got kill by her too many times to count
Me#225: And that doesn't include the rest of us
Me#225: Out of all I have the most times of being killed,you were there once weren't you Bill?
Bill: *shudders*I will never trust beds again
Bill: And that's why I don't sleep!
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Kate: But what about that time I let you sleep in my room when you stayed late one night? Are you telling me I let you rest in my bed and also had to sleep on the couch for nothing?Β
Bill: You've pretty much hit the nail on the head there dollface. My eyes may have been closed but I wasn't even near being asleep. And by the way, I liked the cute little strip show ya did for me toots. You should do it for me more often.π
Kate: Wait. Ya mean you were....YOU NASTY LITTLE PERV! YOU WATCHED ME GET READY FOR BED TOO?! HOW DARE YOU!
Bill: Aw don't get too dramatic there doll. I actually enjoyed it and you got a pretty decent body to look at. Most females of your species would of killed hundreds maybe even thousands of lives for a body like yours.
Kate: THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO MY FRICKING POINT HERE YOU TRIANGULAR DUMBASS!
Bill: Really? Cause I think it pretty much is at this point.
Kate: Ugh! Please tell me he didn't do this kind of shit with you #225!
Bill: Actually I did. And I did it a lot. Am I right #225?
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Me#225: I lost count of the many times I had to literally had to knock some sense into you with a book
Me#225: Which reminds me
Bill: Oh sh-
Me#225: *hits him in the head with a giant bible*You need to control your goddamn perverted self!
Bill: Ack-!
Me#7: YA NEED SOME JESUS BOI!
Me: *is next to you*So,do you have to deal with all this cosmic shit as well?
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Kate: Mind if I take a swing with that?
You: Eh, knock yourself out. *Hands Kate the Bible*
Kate: The power of Collins repels you! SMACK!
Bill: Ow! Oh come on!
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Me#7: *cheering*YEAH!BEAT HIS ASS!
Me#225: *looks at #******Any news?
Me#*****: *checking charts*Not any as of yet
Me#225: Good
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Kate: News on what? Yo momma? Hahahahaha! Just joshing ya dudes!π
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Me: On 13 I'm guessing
Me#225: *looks at Bill*Ypu learn your lesson now?
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Bill: *groans in pain while twitching a bit*
Kate: I think that's a yes.
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Me#225: It is*walks over to help the nervous wreak that is #80*
Me: *eyes suspiciously at #225 and Bill who is now getting up*How do you two know each other anyway?
Me#225&Bill: *glance at each other and back to everyone else*We used to date
//CRASH//
Everyone: *looks over to see #40 dropped more pots and pans and a computer*
Me#40: That had to be done and no one can stop me
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Kate: Yeah! Amen sister! *Hi fives #40*
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Me: How'd the FUCK did you two even date in the first
Me#225: *at same time as Bill*I punched him in the face
Bill: *same time as #225*She punched me in the face
Me:
Me: In what time did that mean you want to date someone?!
Me#38: When your a individual of destruction and someone had the guts to put a hit on you
Me: Oh
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Kate: Eh, I guess that makes sense.
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Me: Yeah
Me#225: Anyways we are getting off topic
Me#225: #668
Me#668: *is in a police outfit and is writing down something*Yes?
Me#225: Track record of 13 and other timelines if you will please
Me#668: *nods*Got it*turns pad into a holographic screen with many lines,words,side notes, and icons*Lets get started
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Kate: Holy frick on a brick that's huge!
Bill: That's what she said.
Kate: Shut the fuck up B.
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Me#668: *points to a icon circle with the number 13*This is 13 here,she is currently in the elision timeline,but she is unfortunately not going to be alone for much longer.
Me#225: *sees a heart with 34 and a spade with 666*They're also going there thenβ¦
Me#38: *sees a triangle icon*Bill why does it say that you destroyed 15 planets and 500 homes on here?
Everyone: *looks at Bill*
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Bill: Uh.....because I may have gotten a little bit bored last Sunday?
Kate: So you decided to obliterate a bunch of worlds and destroy other people's property to cure it?!
Bill: Pretty much yeah.
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Me#668: *gives Bill the 'imma fuck you up later' look*We'll talk about that later William
Me#7: *background*OH SHIT!SHE CALLED YA WILLIAM BOI!
Me: *to #7 and background*Why do you talk like that
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Kate: Cause it's cool! And you know this! Maaan! (Friday reference)
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Me#668: *ignores them*Back to the main problem*looks at screen*13,34, and 666 seem to be having a meeting of some sort,most likely a compromise or team up
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Kate: So why don't we just go there and kick some ass then?
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Everyone: *gives you the 'ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY' look*
Me#77: Honey!Honey,honey,honey...*deep breath in and out*What kind of thing have you been smoking cause it sure ain't crack!
Me#225: I unfortunately have to agree with her on this
Me: 13 on her self is bad enough-
Me#40: buT 34 AND 666 ARE THE FUCKING WORSE!
Me#668: 666 is what we call "the official devil"
Bill: wait,I THOUGHT I WAS THAT!
Me#668: Your just "the dream demon"
Me#90: And 34,well...Β
Everyone(but you): *looks to the side*
Me#39: We don't TALK about 34,for uh,reasons that are best left unexplain
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Kate: Ok, one, don't call me honey, two, I don't do crack yo! I'm more of a smoke weed everyday girl! Three, Bill, no what anyone else says, to me you'll always be "the official devil" in my heart *plants a kiss on his head*, and four, 34 is a sex maniac isn't she?Β
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Me#668: *COUGHING AND HACKING*
Me#225: *looks at you*That much answers your question
Me#7: 34 IS INTO SOME KINKY SHIT YO!
Bill: I Β hate power play even more then ever because of that maniac
Everyone: *looks at Bill*
Me#225: Of course you do,and that would be appropriate behavior for 34 to do on "guest" she wants to "greet"
Me: I don't know much about 34 but I don't wanna know what that means
Bill: And you never willΒ
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Kate: Eh, what she does probably isn't as half as bad as what I've accidentally or intentionally Googled before. BTW, don't Google Muppet Mecking.Β
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Me: I think just literally being named 34 makes someone just as or even worse then what it shows and such
Me#225: WE,are getting off topic on the situation
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Kate: My whole life is off topic sister.
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Me#225: So is 63 but ANYWAYS
Me#20: So 13,34 and 666 are doing something in the same spot but what?
Me#70: Bill you know these kind of things,any ideas?
Bill: Hey this is you,I don't know!
Me: β¦ So your a demon who says he knows everything but for some reason beyond my comprehension in this timeline,you,don't know why they're there
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Kate: Yeah, what's up with that Cipher?
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Bill: thEY ACTTUALLY CAN KILL ME!WHY DO I HAVE TO KNOW ON WHAT SOMEONE IS UO TO IF THEY CAN KILL ME?!
Me:
Me#7: Sht your right son
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Kate: Hell even I can't argue with that logic.
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Me#225: Sadly we have to,so we be split into groups to get info on each one
Me: I got this!
Me: *points a a group of other mes*You guys,me,and #225 are on 13
Me: *points to another random group*You guys,with Kate here and #668 are on 666
Me: *points to last group*You guys,Bill and Glaxy are on... 34*looks to see Glaxy has found the beer*... You know what I don't care anymore;it is actually better for her to be like this
*so drunk*whaaaa?????Β
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Kate: Hahahahahaha! I love it when boozers get drunk!π
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Me: Alright!Lets get to work and not die people!β¦ Or what ever you two are*geutures to both Bill and Glaxy*
Imma fly!β¦ Or a fairy!*gets drag by a annoyed looking Bill*wheeeeβ¦~
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Kate: Bye Bill! Stay safe and come back to me mi amour!
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Bill: *still annoyed with the fact he is on the same team as Glaxy*
Me:
Me: Welp we know who's dying first now but anyways!
Me: Let's get to work!
Me#225: *slams down a whole bunch of papers on a desk nearly breaking it*
Me:
Me: I don't know if we'll die by this or the possible trio that is gonna be formed
Me#225: Stop whining and get to work
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Kate: Yeah boi! Let's rock our asses to work!
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Me: uggg,fine
||||With the 34 group|||||
*spinning on a chair*Wheeeee~
Me#40: *trying to catch her*Get back here!
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