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Published: 2010-03-12 22:35:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 13065; Favourites: 188; Downloads: 84
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My submission for 's 'Crack Shepard' competition. Basically, she's totally rocking the super-heavy goth make up in the game, because I thought it'd be funny to have a goth Shep. Because of this, I thought it'd be awesome if she has to have like, an emotional purge every night complete with space pie, space ice cream, and Linkin' Park blasting over the soundsystem in order to be able to be the super-badass that she is. Only space pie understands your sorrows.Related content
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I'd loooove to see man Shep rockin' some eyeliner. That'd be hilarious XD
And yeah, Miranda's so meaaaan. And not in the cute mean that Morrigan is in Dragon Age, but rather the mean kinda mean
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xD hahaha. But man, you just gotta sass Miranda enough and she'll come around ;D
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See, I can deal with the meanness, that's fine, but she's also like, an exposition machine. And there's nothing worse than a mean exposition machine. But I haven't played 2 all that far, so maybe she's more interesting as it goes on? =\
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Hahaha it is true. Overall I tend to like the alien-types over the humans more anyway- they just seem to have more personality? But I definitely warmed up to Miranda later on in the game- same with Jacob. (Jacob is soo much more of a jerk to me than she is, any day >( grrr)
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It really wears on a person XD
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Oh, the lulz. The sweet, wonderful lulz.
For some reason, adding "space" in front of everything and throwing in some LP just makes everything funnier.
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I got the idea from someone in some review saying that ME 2 was rated 'M' for Miranda removing her 'Space Blouse'. Because as we all know, Space Blouses >> Regular Blouses.
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LOL ME2 is R13 in New Zealand.
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Really? You Kiwis must have lower scruples than the uptight American ratings board XD
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Yea, we do, Oblivions R13 as well.
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Oh yeah. Although Jack's choice of attire and wonderful handling of the English language probably helped.
SPEHS BLAWSE.
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I literally laughed out loud. Poor Shepard. XD
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Poor Shep... No one understands!
Well, I think she looks pretty with that make-up.
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Awww, thank you! Goth Sheps unite! ^^
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My first Shepard is a female with that dark purple lipstick, and is pale, so she's pretty close to looking goth. I'd submit something but it would be just a screenshot, and against the rules of submission.
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Yeah, my shep's got that dark purple lipstick, too, plus pale skin, the heavy dark eye makeup, and dark reddish hair. But she's pretty!! XD
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Your Shep sounds a lot like mine except for the skintone: mine is tanned XD
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I might edit and manipulate a screenshot of the Shepard I made in question (also since due to me playing ME and ME2 on my 360 I had to take a digital camera shot of the tv image :/), just so I can show it because while I have grown to love this Shepard's looks (she doesn't have traditional beauty but is beautiful in the hardness of her features), other people would probably say she's ugly and I wouldn't mind others' opinions on it.
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