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So that's why I remember you from Cracked.You wrote an article there.
...I'm going to stalk you now.
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I love the Bogeyman and "7 vampires worse than Twilight" article.
You need to right more stuff,man.
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Well, I do write a lot for my own website...Cracked only accepts article ideas that meet very specific criteria, I'm lucky when they like one of my pitches at all
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Oh really?Well,then.I guess the article with the Polong and Pelesit was a long shot,eh?
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So I have to write an article for Cracked, eh? *thinks of topics you haven't done*
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WE BOGLEECHES LOVE GEEKY DORKWAD LADIES!
Those fools don't know what they're missing.....
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It's funny because it's not true!
...I read cracked articles.
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hey i read cracked.com, good stuff
oh and also ''we need babies!'' made me lol xD
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I like how one of the dorkwad ladies is literally a "dog."
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Wuh?
OH.
No, the red spot is her mouth and those are pigtails on her head. They're all meant to be hot nerds
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I guess those could be pigtails now that I think about it, but they still look very much like dog ears to me. I also feel like commenting that that other girl's cleavage-freckles bother me to no end.
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I know a lot of people obsessed with freckles there. I like them anywhere
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I didn't know that was a fetish. 
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well not a fetish per se but lots of people just find freckles attractive in general. I think I subconsciously drew my ideal there <<
(not shown: concealed tentacles of some sort)
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Um...is it silly to say that the bewbs in the last panel are gravity-defyingly-fabulous?
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No, they were meant to be!
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And here I thought my dreams of becoming a deity were unrealistic...
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I have nothing against geeky dorkwad girls, mr. Pumpkin Ghost. They can be hot too.
Also, great article! (and great jacket too.)
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I always thought they were hotTER. God I hate those movies where one of them is given a makeover into boring magazine-model crap. Boooo!
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I agree! Sometimes natural is better... (that's also why I think Megan Fox is way overrated, she's so UNnatural)
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I wouldn't say latent...
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"We need babies!! There's no time!!"
Just once, just ONCE in my life, I'd like to hear that :/
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I read the your Cracked article, the cockroach Pixar movie was awesome and made me lol hard for the first time in weeks!
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I'm afraid that one was their joke, not mine, they changed the last paragraph about roaches
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Awww...still funny though!
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Haha, like the fly's expression in the last panel... he looks to surprised and happy...
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I saw the article today... I immediately ran to the room next door and yelled to my brother (also a bogleech lurker) "Holy shit Alex, cracked has an article by Scythemantis!" XD
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Alright, at least somebody is getting the ladies
(goes and cries in a corner)
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Well it is in fact a work of fiction (!!!)
That sort of thing comes by for me like once every five years :/
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Teehee, your persona is a fly? Pumpkin ghost is familiar. I spy Hello Kitty.
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I love how there's only three keys on the keyboard. XD
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abccba! Bbbcca? Abcabcbacccb!
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Oh, and before I forget: I'd personally rather have an octopus + care guide for said octopus than babies. 
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I WENT AND READ IT BECAUSE IT WAS MENTIONED HERE
You are a veritable compendium about "gross" knowledge.
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That one about the rats and stuff, right? It had to be your article really, well done. Were I a lady, I'd drain your sperm sack daily.
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best compliment evar
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I am a geeky dorkwad lady who would like some babies as well, please.
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Aww
If only I knew some of those outside just the internet :C
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loved it >W<
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