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Seal-of-Metatron — An interview with Ted
Published: 2011-08-06 10:38:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 7241; Favourites: 61; Downloads: 23
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This fucking happened! I'm not kidding. Check this out, and you'll see that Ted Bundy was not a man of his words...: [link]Also, shave off that beard. >_>
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The beard was just a disguise - they would never know who he was...
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Of course! 
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Ahhhhh! I think he did!!
My sick mind is going "damn I wish Dourif was younger, then he could play Ted in a Jeff and Ted movie! But who would play Jeff?" (you know we are off in fantasy world here again...)
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Oh my, who would play Jeff... Rutger Hauer? 83 Of course, he would need to be younger as well
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Holy shit that would be HOT!!! And, and, and, Alice Cooper can have a cameo as some poor guy that Jeff grabs!!!
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Yes. Yeeees!!!! And, and than Vincent Price (resurrected?) would also have a cameo as someone who gets pissed at Jeff for grabbing Alice! 8D
Shit. I wanna go through with this now.
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heheheh - this is starting to be fun!! Okay Alice is the kept man of Vincent so Vincent will come after Jeff trying to rescue his man meat BUT -=- Jeff and Ted will kick both their asses and end up killing them but not until we have plenty of gratuitous sex scenes!!! Hmmm who else can we throw under the bus in there?? 
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Fun? It's the greatest story ever made up in a comment-section in the history of DA!
I KNOW! Let's put Jack Nicholson in somewhere! He can be this bum who tries to help Alice and Vincent but he gets drawn into the fight!! (and the sex)
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OMG!!! You know how these usually pan out too? I end up thinking about it as I drive home and then deciding that I need to fill the story in more and therefore must write it!
I'm crazy...
Hey since we are in total wonderland and what not (again 
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x another 10 000 times!!
The whole movie could be about some roadtrip that Jeff and Ted make while the poor, poor audience are introduced to all their sexual conquests! For example: bondage with Korn and Rammstein, fight/sex with bum Jack Nicholson and of course, the obligatory Alice Cooper and Vincent Price shippyness!
I swear, if you've got too much to do as it is, I will write this. I will write this crazy, wrong, awesome crossover down. And of course, illustrate it!
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OMG - road trip from hell (actually that might be a good title)!!! This sounds soo damn awesome!!! And I am loving the fight/sex with bum Jack Nicholson.
Shit - you know now one of us has to write this...
And Jeff can keep sneaking off and bagging some more prey and then Ted will get pissed and jealous and track his ass down - then kill the prey together and have hot make-up sex...
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This story will be all of our dirty dreams coming true! This has to be written down for further generations to take pleasure in...
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And as I drove to work this morning (shakes head at my craziness) I was already writing the opening scene in my head!! OMG... **adds this to the list**
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Hell YES!! And if you write it, you know that means I'll illustrate it...
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heheheheh 
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Ted Bundy was the original troll. DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT HIS BEARD. xD
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Man, this is so funny!(I love Ted's troll face XD)
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Oh god I laughed so hard when he said that in the interview xD
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Interviewer: "Ted, you so random!"
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such is life in America
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I'd like to tell myself that it was there in real life as well!
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xD It would be so awesome if it was! But they didn't know eachother while they were alive.
...DAMNIT.
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All we have is our twisted imagination...
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And possibly the exception of their afterlives...*dirty thoughts*
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