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Sebascelisc — How to pet your Concorde
Published: 2015-04-12 01:06:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 6305; Favourites: 68; Downloads: 20
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Description
This is a helpful guide for both humans and planes alike, which will teach you where it is safe to pet a Concorde. Following this guide will help you to be safe and avoid serious injury when petting your beloved Concorde.This is inspired by 's guide for Phantoms fav.me/d8fs6nl
And also 's guide for Tomcats fav.me/d8of8as
DISCLAIMER:
- The Concorde's reaction to the yellow areas varies with each Concorde. Some enjoy those areas. Some others hate those areas. Pet those areas at your own risk.
- I am not responsible for loss of hands, heads and death as a result of petting the yellow and red areas.
Note: This particular Concorde's reactions (seen by the annotation pointing to a particular region) is based off Sebascelisc from the data the Scientists who created him obtained in various experiments. No scientists were harmed in the making of this guide.
UPDATE:
More members of the community have made their own awesome guides for their favorite model/species of planes
Planes/Aircraft:
- How to pet your B747 by : fav.me/d8pdeiv
- How to pet your 787 by : fav.me/d8pmm9i
- How to pet your V-22 by : fav.me/d8pqj6f
- How to pet your airliner by :
- Special Conditions: fav.me/d8st0k5
- How to pet your Cirrus Vision by : fav.me/d8tao16
- How to pet your A380 by : fav.me/d8t7hkh
- How to pet your 737 by : fav.me/d8vf32v
- How to pet your 737 (B737TheAirliner Edition) by : fav.me/d8vxzgi
- How to pet your SR-72 Blackbird by : fav.me/d8xuejl
- How to pet your P6M SeaMaster by : fav.me/d90fzm4
- How to pet your 737-700 BBJ by : fav.me/d90jfnw
- How to pet your Killer L-1011 by : fav.me/d90jgs6
- How to pet your 737-200 (7 Starter Edition) by : fav.me/d90n4qx
- How to pet your SR-71 Blackbird by : fav.me/d90oylq
- How to pet your Space Shuttle by : disco747.deviantart.com/art/Ho…
- How to pet your B1 by : fav.me/d91zer5
- How to pet your B-17 by : fav.me/d9nknsh
- How to pet your F-14D Super Tomcat (Particularly Aquila the F-14) by : How To Touch Aquila the F-14 Safely
Helicopters:
- How to pet your Agusta Helicopter by : fav.me/d9inf56
Ships/boats:
- How to pet your Dreadnought (a warship) by : rms-olympic.deviantart.com/art…
- How to pet your Steamship by : fav.me/d9b8lj1
- How to pet your JY15 by (formerly ): fav.me/d90s9xk
- How to pet your Optimist, also by (formerly ): fav.me/d93648c
- How to pet your VK 30.02M by : How To Pet VK 30.02M
I thank the community for continuing the trend. But most importantly thank for inventing this awesome concept! Go check him out if you haven't
If you made a living machine petting guide, let me know and i'll be very happy to add you to the list here!
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Comments: 178
I'll use this as a guide for patting Allure! Thank you!
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Hey, I have moved, so can you update the description?
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Apologies for my absence. It is updated now
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Thanks. Why were you absent for a long time? College?
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Yep. It's basically eat-sleep-study during college semesters
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wow. I'm in the CCP program, so I'm attending high school and college at the same time.
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Either you're the god of time management or you don't do engineering 
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I don't do engineering. I'm trying to get my degree in animation.
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The one part the goes "I'll kill you!" it reminds me of Achmed the Dead Terrorist lol. SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!!
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Congratulations! that's exactly what inspired me to write that there! 
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There needs to be instructions how to pet your twin otter. They are awesome too!!
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Sebascelisc: *coils around your anchors and hiss-purrs* x3
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Oooh yes you have a chance to make those first x3
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*767-500 and 777-300ER land and taxi to the hangar. It was their day off* I-is that a s-s-s-snake? -Spiriter, DAL311, 767-500 || Uhh... okay, I'm agreeing with the 757 and the 767. -DAL411, 777-300ER
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This is a bit of a different format. I'm unfamilliar with how to read this type of RP. Sorry
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(This 757 has ophidiophobia, or fear of snakes)
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*Spiritbox activates as a ghostly 757 lands from the sky* What planes has done and revolutionized? I don't even, but I'm never going to touch YOU! -Happy Spirit, 757-400
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Yep 
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Yep~ In front of a fireplace too at the hangar!
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Aww that's cute 
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I have one by JY15s and Opitmist:
how to pet your opti and how to pet your JY15
Plus, they seem frendlier than the JY 15!
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Yesss more guides!
The Concorde does not contain as much small and fragile parts as those boats. The death sentence here is the tail's landing gear as it's extremely tiny yet vital to protect the tail from injury during takeoff.
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well, anywhere on a JY15 can be a death sentence.
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Yay! They love the area under the chin/snout x3 Some may even roll over for a belly rub
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Yep
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Similar to ticklish feet x3 Sebascelisc in particular is very ticklish there as he rarely even use his landing gear when on the ground (he slithers on the ground
Wether or not it's ticklish depends on the individual though, plus you either have a plane laughing its head off, or ripping your head off! 
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*lifts his head up, enjoying it* Hehe! Thisss is nice!
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*starts lightly scratching the same area*
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If you're gentle, yes it's really nice
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hehe <3 can't be that bad to be stepped on or kicked away *licks your wheels*
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*laughs* That ticklessss!
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*giggles softly and licks more* tickle time
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*lays on his side laughing hysterically now* HAHAA! STOP IT! TOO MUCH!
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hehe daww *licks more* your wheels are nice
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Do you... Wheel-ey like it? *literally rofls*
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*giggles softly* nice pun *I think you should...wheel away not before its too late
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