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Sebascelisc — How to pet your Concorde
Published: 2015-04-12 01:06:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 6305; Favourites: 68; Downloads: 20
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Description
This is a helpful guide for both humans and planes alike, which will teach you where it is safe to pet a Concorde. Following this guide will help you to be safe and avoid serious injury when petting your beloved Concorde.This is inspired by 's guide for Phantoms fav.me/d8fs6nl
And also 's guide for Tomcats fav.me/d8of8as
DISCLAIMER:
- The Concorde's reaction to the yellow areas varies with each Concorde. Some enjoy those areas. Some others hate those areas. Pet those areas at your own risk.
- I am not responsible for loss of hands, heads and death as a result of petting the yellow and red areas.
Note: This particular Concorde's reactions (seen by the annotation pointing to a particular region) is based off Sebascelisc from the data the Scientists who created him obtained in various experiments. No scientists were harmed in the making of this guide.
UPDATE:
More members of the community have made their own awesome guides for their favorite model/species of planes
Planes/Aircraft:
- How to pet your B747 by : fav.me/d8pdeiv
- How to pet your 787 by : fav.me/d8pmm9i
- How to pet your V-22 by : fav.me/d8pqj6f
- How to pet your airliner by :
- Special Conditions: fav.me/d8st0k5
- How to pet your Cirrus Vision by : fav.me/d8tao16
- How to pet your A380 by : fav.me/d8t7hkh
- How to pet your 737 by : fav.me/d8vf32v
- How to pet your 737 (B737TheAirliner Edition) by : fav.me/d8vxzgi
- How to pet your SR-72 Blackbird by : fav.me/d8xuejl
- How to pet your P6M SeaMaster by : fav.me/d90fzm4
- How to pet your 737-700 BBJ by : fav.me/d90jfnw
- How to pet your Killer L-1011 by : fav.me/d90jgs6
- How to pet your 737-200 (7 Starter Edition) by : fav.me/d90n4qx
- How to pet your SR-71 Blackbird by : fav.me/d90oylq
- How to pet your Space Shuttle by : disco747.deviantart.com/art/Ho…
- How to pet your B1 by : fav.me/d91zer5
- How to pet your B-17 by : fav.me/d9nknsh
- How to pet your F-14D Super Tomcat (Particularly Aquila the F-14) by : How To Touch Aquila the F-14 Safely
Helicopters:
- How to pet your Agusta Helicopter by : fav.me/d9inf56
Ships/boats:
- How to pet your Dreadnought (a warship) by : rms-olympic.deviantart.com/art…
- How to pet your Steamship by : fav.me/d9b8lj1
- How to pet your JY15 by (formerly ): fav.me/d90s9xk
- How to pet your Optimist, also by (formerly ): fav.me/d93648c
- How to pet your VK 30.02M by : How To Pet VK 30.02M
I thank the community for continuing the trend. But most importantly thank for inventing this awesome concept! Go check him out if you haven't
If you made a living machine petting guide, let me know and i'll be very happy to add you to the list here!
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Comments: 178
Sebascelisc: *slowly coils into a ball, resting his head on himself* sssso relaxing
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Thanks for the chart! I'll be sure not to touch in and around the engines, unless I want to be afterburned!
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No problem! Fun fact, Sebascelisc sometimes use his afterburners to roast his meal. You definately don't want to be behind those engines
However, pet him at the wings and head will make him act like a puppy X3
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No problem! Safety is my number one piority
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Bwahaha, I'm definitely more petting-friendly than you xD Unless it's my butt. A sacred part for only the chosen one to touch <.<
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And I thought I was more petting-friendly than most planes 
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I'm a living plushie, man! xD Val would not let anyone touch her at all without permission, unless it's me~
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Living plushie! 
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I guess I should do one for a V-22. (Partially because I have yet to see one other person with a V-22 as their main OC/Planesona)
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It's interesting how V-22 planesonas are uncommon. I thought that aircraft was well known, plus the ability to hover like a helicopter is a desirable and unique ability
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I know it's a really well known plane as well. It is a really cool ability too. I'll just be in the lonely corner with myself making all the V-22 OC's
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It's not so lonely when you're the King of V-22s
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Well, what's the point of being king if have nothing to rule over?
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...you got me
But everyone should know you as a V-22. That's the unique thing about you
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True. I will stay a V-22 (either that or go with a V-280 Valor as well)
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...This makes me want to make a "How to pet you're steam engine"...
TO MICROSOFT PAINT!
Me:Well, that's interesting to note for future reference...
-begins to pet wing-
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Sebascelisc: oooh... *relaxes* Thanksss. I like it 
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If I were a Concorde, everywhere would be red, except for my nosecone.
EDIT:
Why would the wingtips be risky to touch?
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The Wingtips are the most vulnerable parts of the wing. If the plane had winglets, like many modern planes today, it would be highlighted either yellow or red, as they want to protect it from damage or else they suffer from wingtip vortices. In the case of the Concorde, it's simply because it's the most exposed and vulnerable part of the wing that is the easiest to damage.
The tailfin is usually the weakest aerodynamic device (wing/stabiliser/control surface) , which is why most of it is yellow, and the tip is red. The rudder is a matter of opinion. Some planes enjoy being petted there like Sebascelisc, while some other planes dread it.
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The only places where my bird lets me touch him are his cheeks and the top and back of his head. His neck or anywhere else, don't ask, Fred can be a biter.
If my versions of killer concordes were real and small enough to be petted, this chart would be accurate except for having four clawed feet rather than wheels.
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Yes! 
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Luckily we don't have killer concordes. Whether they be 50 feet long like my version or 12 inches long (cockatiel length).
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Me: touches the top of your tail
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Sebascelisc: *curls up into a ball, protecting the tail* Hisss!
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Me: i like touching the top of your tail *keeps poking it* 
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Sebascelisc: Hisss! I think you're going... "Over the top"
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Me: ok i will 
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Sebascelisc: ah... *uncoils and relaxes* hissss...
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Me: yay
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Sebascelisc: *gasp* am I a king? Thank you!
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Me: your the food king
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Sebascelisc: *takes a big bite of the whole pizza* yessss! Best day ever!
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Sebascelisc: as king, I can do whatever I want. Since you made the king happy, I shall return the favour! Snakes! Give this plane some fuel! *several snakes arrive rolling a barrel of fuel to you*
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Me: thank you so much
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Sebascelisc: *eats the rest of the pizza* yummy indeed
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Similar to me. You touch my tail tail pipes, intakes or tail hook I'll kill you.
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It's just instincts
The Concorde's favorite place is around the head, and around the middle of the Delta wing if you're wondering
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I like getting my head petted.
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Touching the intake risks damaging the engine and the nacelle. Those components are vital for the plane's survival (required for flight), and therefore they are quite sensitive around those areas.
In the case of humans, it's like the eyeball. You don't want people touching your eye, because not only it stings, but it also risks damaging one of the most fragile and important organs for your survival. It is your instinct to flinch and push that annoying person's hand out of the way. It's the same with most aircraft. It is an instinct to push the human or other planes' wing away, and in some cases this can kill the human due to the plane's immense size. Some planes also bite, so be careful!
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