HOME | DD
Sebascelisc — How to pet your Concorde
Published: 2015-04-12 01:06:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 6310; Favourites: 68; Downloads: 20
Redirect to original
Description
This is a helpful guide for both humans and planes alike, which will teach you where it is safe to pet a Concorde. Following this guide will help you to be safe and avoid serious injury when petting your beloved Concorde.This is inspired by 's guide for Phantoms fav.me/d8fs6nl
And also 's guide for Tomcats fav.me/d8of8as
DISCLAIMER:
- The Concorde's reaction to the yellow areas varies with each Concorde. Some enjoy those areas. Some others hate those areas. Pet those areas at your own risk.
- I am not responsible for loss of hands, heads and death as a result of petting the yellow and red areas.
Note: This particular Concorde's reactions (seen by the annotation pointing to a particular region) is based off Sebascelisc from the data the Scientists who created him obtained in various experiments. No scientists were harmed in the making of this guide.
UPDATE:
More members of the community have made their own awesome guides for their favorite model/species of planes
Planes/Aircraft:
- How to pet your B747 by : fav.me/d8pdeiv
- How to pet your 787 by : fav.me/d8pmm9i
- How to pet your V-22 by : fav.me/d8pqj6f
- How to pet your airliner by :
- Special Conditions: fav.me/d8st0k5
- How to pet your Cirrus Vision by : fav.me/d8tao16
- How to pet your A380 by : fav.me/d8t7hkh
- How to pet your 737 by : fav.me/d8vf32v
- How to pet your 737 (B737TheAirliner Edition) by : fav.me/d8vxzgi
- How to pet your SR-72 Blackbird by : fav.me/d8xuejl
- How to pet your P6M SeaMaster by : fav.me/d90fzm4
- How to pet your 737-700 BBJ by : fav.me/d90jfnw
- How to pet your Killer L-1011 by : fav.me/d90jgs6
- How to pet your 737-200 (7 Starter Edition) by : fav.me/d90n4qx
- How to pet your SR-71 Blackbird by : fav.me/d90oylq
- How to pet your Space Shuttle by : disco747.deviantart.com/art/Ho…
- How to pet your B1 by : fav.me/d91zer5
- How to pet your B-17 by : fav.me/d9nknsh
- How to pet your F-14D Super Tomcat (Particularly Aquila the F-14) by : How To Touch Aquila the F-14 Safely
Helicopters:
- How to pet your Agusta Helicopter by : fav.me/d9inf56
Ships/boats:
- How to pet your Dreadnought (a warship) by : rms-olympic.deviantart.com/art…
- How to pet your Steamship by : fav.me/d9b8lj1
- How to pet your JY15 by (formerly ): fav.me/d90s9xk
- How to pet your Optimist, also by (formerly ): fav.me/d93648c
- How to pet your VK 30.02M by : How To Pet VK 30.02M
I thank the community for continuing the trend. But most importantly thank for inventing this awesome concept! Go check him out if you haven't
If you made a living machine petting guide, let me know and i'll be very happy to add you to the list here!
Related content
Comments: 178
This is a funny!
Me: *touches the tail landing gear like an idiot*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Thanksss!
Sebascelisc: F*** HISSSS! *strikes but misses you* NO STOP! Sssstop!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
You're welcome!
Me: *does it again violently*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sebascelisc: HISSSSS! *retracts tail gear* That hurt a little! Don't you know how tiny and fragile it is? D:<
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Me: Uh, sorry! *backs away* You realistic aircraft form has lots of parts.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sebascelisc: So does your little game. Part 2, escaping the angry Snek-plane
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Me: Noo!!! *pretends to be scared while waiting for a "vore" moment*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(Wait... You're Owen the Concorde, or a human? If Concorde, it's constriction for you. If human, I prefer not to kill, but I will make it close... >:3 )
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I'm my human self and Owen's at home. *runs away*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sebascelisc: come back here human! I'll make you pay! *chases you by slithering*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Me: *trips over a rock and fell on knees*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sebascelisc: how do you like your tiny feet getting hurt! *grabs your foot with the pointy end of the mouth and drags you around*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Me: Awww!!! OWEN SAVE ME!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sebascelisc: Owen can't save you now haha! *accidentally drops you as a result of speaking* Oh HISS! Come back!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Owen: *flew by*
Me: *Get up and run with bloody legs*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sebascelisc: Let me teach you a lesson. Never provoke a snake! *chases you*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Owen: *swoops down, ate me, and then flew away in the blink of an eye.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sebascelisc: Did you just eat him? 
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sebascelisc: *takes off and chases you* he's mine too
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Me: No! *talking from the hole in Owen's rear end*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Sebascelisc: ha! "no" my a**! Or Owen's a** to be specific
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
You know that phrase? E.g. "Cook? Cook my a**! You did nothing you lazy......". I dunno if you heard that 
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I'm not offended, but I don't get it.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ah it's ok
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
<= Prev |