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Sebascelisc — How to pet your Concorde

Published: 2015-04-12 01:06:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 6306; Favourites: 68; Downloads: 20
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Description This is a helpful guide for both humans and planes alike, which will teach you where it is safe to pet a Concorde. Following this guide will help you to be safe and avoid serious injury when petting your beloved Concorde.

This is inspired by 's guide for Phantoms fav.me/d8fs6nl
And also 's guide for Tomcats fav.me/d8of8as

DISCLAIMER:
  • The Concorde's reaction to the yellow areas varies with each Concorde. Some enjoy those areas. Some others hate those areas. Pet those areas at your own risk. 
  • I am not responsible for loss of hands, heads and death as a result of petting the yellow and red areas.

Note: This particular Concorde's reactions (seen by the annotation pointing to a particular region) is based off Sebascelisc from the data the Scientists who created him obtained in various experiments. No scientists were harmed in the making of this guide.

UPDATE:
More members of the community have made their own awesome guides for their favorite model/species of planes

Planes/Aircraft:
            - General Guide: fav.me/d8ssrb9
            - Special Conditions: fav.me/d8st0k5

Helicopters:

Ships/boats:
Tanks:

I thank the community for continuing the trend. But most importantly thank for inventing this awesome concept! Go check him out if you haven't

If you made a living machine petting guide, let me know and i'll be very happy to add you to the list here!  
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Comments: 178

NinjaPickle [2015-05-16 03:20:10 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe. Cute.  I know for a fact you'll get bitten for puling a Concorde's tail or tail cone.  And never touch feet, you'll either get bitten, or if the plane is large, kicked!

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Sebascelisc In reply to NinjaPickle [2015-05-16 03:40:40 +0000 UTC]

Does my eyes decieve me? You're back! I really love your plane art! I never thought i'd live to see the day you will return when i clicked the "watch" button on your profile (yeah that was a little exaggerated ) and now you're looking at my drawing!

ahem... Back to the actual reply The feet is one of the most unpredictable areas. Sebascelisc does not mind being tickled underneath the rear landing gear because he rarely uses his gear anyways (he slithers as he is part snake). But yes, some less friendly Concordes will kick you D: It is difficult for some concordes to reach their feet with their wings, hence the instinct to protect it by more desperate means.

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NinjaPickle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-16 06:00:02 +0000 UTC]

Haha thanks .  I dont know why i was away for so long.  You got me there.  I'm just glad to be back.

Ooh yeah, i forgot about they're lack of being able to reach their feet.  It's like T-Rex syndrome for airplanes.  Some airplanes, like Blackbirds, and small jets, like Lears, can actually claw you with their gear.  That hurts too

Hehehe *tickles Sebascelisc's belly*

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Sebascelisc In reply to NinjaPickle [2015-05-16 06:49:15 +0000 UTC]

I was not on dA when you were last on dA. I assume right now for you it's like travelling to the future and trying to figure out what happened and what changed welcome to 2015! Unfortunately hover board technology is still in prototype phase, but it does exist! It only works on copper floors though

The landing gear on the concorde is attached to the wing itself right beside the engine. I think it is almost impossible to make the wingtip touch the landing gear. It depends on how flexible the wing is, which in my case it's almost like a giant soft blanket made of aluminium (Sebascelisc has rediculous flexibility from his snake half)

Sebascelisc: Hiss! *coils up around your wing in an attempt to sheild his belly* HAHAHSSSS! HISssSSssssSSs *continues hiss-laughing* Sssstaph!

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NinjaPickle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-16 15:16:56 +0000 UTC]

Whaaaaa? no rotary phones or typewriters anymore?!!!

hehehehe *pets Sebascelisc on head and rubs his belly*

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Sebascelisc In reply to NinjaPickle [2015-05-17 01:23:36 +0000 UTC]

DeviantArt now has an app for iPhone and Android. I think you probably did not know that I don't like it, but that's just my personal opinion.

*relaxes and uncoils* thankssss *rolls onto his back and hiss-purrs*

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NinjaPickle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-17 02:04:40 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I looked at that.  A lot of those apps pisses my phone off pretty badly. I'll avoid it for the time being, at least until I get a better phone.

Your welcome Seb.....*continues with belly rub*

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Sebascelisc In reply to NinjaPickle [2015-05-17 02:09:08 +0000 UTC]

*coils up into a ball to trap your wing* I love belly rubssss...

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NinjaPickle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-17 03:07:32 +0000 UTC]

I like giving you belly rubs *scratches Seb on back of head again*

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Sebascelisc In reply to NinjaPickle [2015-05-17 03:44:49 +0000 UTC]

*lifts the head up towards where you're scratching and flicks his forked tongue*

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NinjaPickle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-17 04:04:59 +0000 UTC]

Heehehehe.  That tickles.....wait, is this affection, or is he deciding to eat me with Grey Poupon, or KC Masterpiece?

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Sebascelisc In reply to NinjaPickle [2015-05-17 04:19:42 +0000 UTC]

I don't eat planes I'm just really liking this I also give hugs if you pay me with food or fuel

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NinjaPickle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-17 05:12:30 +0000 UTC]

Okay thats good

*gives Seb a Philly Cheese steak and 500 gallons Jet A negative Prist*

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Sebascelisc In reply to NinjaPickle [2015-05-17 08:27:57 +0000 UTC]

*jumps back onto his belly* Yessss! *strikes the Cheesesteak and swallows it whole* Oh my hisss! Thank you it's so tasty! *strikes the jet fuel tank and lifts it up into the air to drink the fuel leaking into his mouth from the holes punctured by his teeth*

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NinjaPickle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-17 16:45:01 +0000 UTC]

Geez Seb? Are you from Philly? You devoured that cheesesteak like a local   And that's the good jet fuel, you won't get indigestion from it

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Sebascelisc In reply to NinjaPickle [2015-05-18 10:14:14 +0000 UTC]

*finished drinking the fuel and throws the tank away* It looked amazing, and it tasted phenomenal! and that fuel was refreshingly delicious! Thank you! *leaps on you and coils around you to hug and squeezes* Thankssss for food!   

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NinjaPickle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-18 16:15:24 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe! Glad you likes! *goes back to scratching Seb on top of his head*

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Sebascelisc In reply to NinjaPickle [2015-05-19 11:02:05 +0000 UTC]

*hiss-purrs* I feel like a king! This is amazing!

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NinjaPickle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-20 05:58:35 +0000 UTC]

Hehe. Here's your crown

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Sebascelisc In reply to NinjaPickle [2015-05-20 10:39:47 +0000 UTC]

A crown!? I... I really am a king if you're giving that to me! I want to show this to my friendsss. But first take this translator my scientists created so you can understand what they're saying *deploys front landing gear and grabs a small radio-like box from inside the gear bay with his wing and hands it to you. He then retracts the gear and starts hissing, then two snakes appear from a nearby bush and slithers up to him* hello friends! Look at my crown!

Sasha: ...is that a real crown?

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NinjaPickle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-20 20:57:10 +0000 UTC]


  All ail KIng Sebascelisc:

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Sebascelisc In reply to NinjaPickle [2015-05-21 08:17:33 +0000 UTC]

Sebascelisc: Yay!

Sasha: well this is new... That crown is not good enough though. *climbs onto Sebascelisc's head and coils around the crown* now you look even better!

Sebascelisc: King of snakessss!  

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NinjaPickle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-21 08:29:54 +0000 UTC]

Now you're hanging with the king

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Sebascelisc In reply to NinjaPickle [2015-05-21 08:34:02 +0000 UTC]

Nibbles (the other snake): *gently nibbles on your wing*

Sebascelisc: Awww he likes you!

(congratz, you are the first person to meet "Nibbles" in an RP. He is my new OC based off a recent dream i had . He means no harm, and is like a puppy. But instead of licking, he nibbles gently without causing harm )

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NinjaPickle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-21 08:35:30 +0000 UTC]

Heheh....*hugs Nibbles*

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Sebascelisc In reply to NinjaPickle [2015-05-21 08:37:37 +0000 UTC]

Nibbles: hugssss! *coils around your wing and continues nibbling your wingtip*

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NinjaPickle In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-21 22:30:14 +0000 UTC]

aaaaaahhhhh.........It's like getting a massage :

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sharkplane77 In reply to ??? [2015-05-14 23:58:29 +0000 UTC]

omg everybody is uploading these should jump on board too!

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Sebascelisc In reply to sharkplane77 [2015-05-15 10:23:25 +0000 UTC]

Feel free to do so It's an awesome trend completely exclusive to our community

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LightConcorde In reply to ??? [2015-05-10 10:34:13 +0000 UTC]

Butt pets - risky but still possible. Hmmmm... xD

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Sebascelisc In reply to LightConcorde [2015-05-10 10:55:58 +0000 UTC]

If it was a human they would probably get killed. If it's a plane, it would be uncomfortable. If it's a Concorde... "Well hello there... Whatcha doin "

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LightConcorde In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-10 11:42:10 +0000 UTC]

Just checkin' that fine ass.

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Sebascelisc In reply to LightConcorde [2015-05-11 10:11:49 +0000 UTC]

Donkey just made it 10x better! That donkey is literally a smartass

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LightConcorde In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-11 10:18:10 +0000 UTC]

That was a perfect pun opportunity, so I took it! >:3

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Sebascelisc In reply to LightConcorde [2015-05-11 10:41:18 +0000 UTC]

Excellent work padwan. Learning well, you are

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RMS-OLYMPIC In reply to ??? [2015-05-10 08:15:44 +0000 UTC]

How did I miss this?! It's too neat!!

*pets Sebascelisc's head*

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Sebascelisc In reply to RMS-OLYMPIC [2015-05-10 10:05:14 +0000 UTC]

Hisss *continues hiss-purring*

I dunno but here it is! Thanksss

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RMS-OLYMPIC In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-05-11 03:15:53 +0000 UTC]

*pats nosecone*

Of course!! I love it!

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Sebascelisc In reply to RMS-OLYMPIC [2015-05-11 10:12:42 +0000 UTC]

*coils up and relaxes*

Thanksss!

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SkylerTheCirrus In reply to ??? [2015-04-23 19:38:54 +0000 UTC]

"whatcha lookin for XD"

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Sebascelisc In reply to SkylerTheCirrus [2015-04-24 10:07:58 +0000 UTC]

Indeed . There's no reason to pet there unless it's another Concorde looking for "something"

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SkylerTheCirrus In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-04-24 15:13:41 +0000 UTC]

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TrainLiner In reply to ??? [2015-04-13 16:20:29 +0000 UTC]

Should've said not to bend the nose by force!

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Sebascelisc In reply to TrainLiner [2015-04-13 23:00:53 +0000 UTC]

You're right! That is guaranteed to make one mad at you . Smart thinking!

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bee2001 In reply to ??? [2015-04-13 11:48:35 +0000 UTC]

Nice It's logical that the windshield area is red. They are like eyes for airplanes.

Ben: *Pats Sebascelisc's head* Nice snakeplane. Good snake plane... Seb, for some unknown reasons I am a bit curious to touch your tail landing gear.

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Sebascelisc In reply to bee2001 [2015-04-13 23:04:10 +0000 UTC]

Thanksss!

Sebascelisc: *first happily purr-hisses then hisses defensively at the words "touch your tail landing gear"*

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bee2001 In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-04-14 04:10:07 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome

Ben: *Stops patting Sebacelisc* I'd guess you really hate when your tail landing gear gets touched.

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Sebascelisc In reply to bee2001 [2015-04-14 04:15:30 +0000 UTC]

Sebascelisc: it's sensitive. It's not supposed to take my entire weight anyways *flicks tongue* But I enjoy being petted on my head and wingsss

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bee2001 In reply to Sebascelisc [2015-04-14 07:31:52 +0000 UTC]

Ben: Okay! *Continues to pet Sebascelisc's head*

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Sebascelisc In reply to bee2001 [2015-04-14 10:30:47 +0000 UTC]

Sebascelisc: *completely relaxes and hiss purrs* thankssss...

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