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secondmagpie — alexander, eater of plants

Published: 2006-10-30 04:12:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 305; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 6
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Description Alexander is my mother's very silly cat. We adopted him five or six years back out of sheer pity. He was considered unadoptable from the inner ear infection that has affected him from kittenhood, causing him to view the world as you or I might see it when we're dizzy-- constantly spinning. It's also caused him to become deaf. Pitying Alexander has become my downfall. He's an absolute jackass who likes to bite everyone and chases my other cats around the house.. but I also find moments of great sympathy for him since he craves human companionship at all times and he amuses me with his stupidity. Like trying to eat plants. Did I mention he doesn't know how to chew food? Yeah. The fact that he's learned how to properly jump onto something in the past two years is a miracle in itself.
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Comments: 18

Ninie [2007-02-22 07:19:32 +0000 UTC]

hihi so cute cat so lovely cat i love cat hiii xD

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XimonDunedain [2006-11-24 22:25:07 +0000 UTC]

This is dreadfully cute! Having both cats and plants in abundance, I can definitely relate...

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FlyawayBird [2006-11-12 08:27:10 +0000 UTC]

Yay Alexander!

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secondmagpie In reply to FlyawayBird [2006-11-12 08:44:19 +0000 UTC]

hi i miss you

alex does too

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FlyawayBird In reply to secondmagpie [2006-11-13 01:04:14 +0000 UTC]

Hi I miss you like whoa

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joecifur [2006-11-02 06:46:43 +0000 UTC]

hehe mew walkies

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psychodrive [2006-10-30 14:29:09 +0000 UTC]

i won a paper eating contest tonight. perhaps this alexander and i should have a fern eating duel!!1!

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secondmagpie In reply to psychodrive [2006-10-30 16:55:20 +0000 UTC]

if you eat enough paper, do you turn into paper mache?


( i didn't go to bed until 6 this morning o god help )

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psychodrive In reply to secondmagpie [2006-10-30 21:04:37 +0000 UTC]

a giant paper mache ryan. i could drive him around in my car, and pretend like i had a twin who had macheism. heh.

( ohnoes! D= were you at least up making s'mores and feeding it to people over the internet? )

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secondmagpie In reply to psychodrive [2006-10-30 21:29:25 +0000 UTC]

or or you could secretly travel in the carpool lane!


( yes this is my mission in life, i am a s'more missionary )

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psychodrive In reply to secondmagpie [2006-10-31 13:28:39 +0000 UTC]

heh. carpool lane

(tekkin the culture to the heretics wotwot)

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GeneratingHype [2006-10-30 10:38:38 +0000 UTC]

Eating plants is an important part of cat development, okay. This is survival of the fittest and revenge on the ancient jungle of his lowly ancestor's birth. Or something.

Don't stand in the way of progress!

Hehe cold medicine is f-u-n. I like your fat cat.

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MonkeyToho [2006-10-30 05:42:02 +0000 UTC]

Nom nom nom.

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itara In reply to MonkeyToho [2006-10-30 06:38:01 +0000 UTC]

NOM NOM NOM. Toho, you're here. Hey...you. (is Seamus in another life)

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MonkeyToho In reply to itara [2006-10-31 00:35:22 +0000 UTC]

...WHOA. HOLY CRAP.

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alienhead [2006-10-30 04:27:25 +0000 UTC]

Cute cat.

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secondmagpie In reply to alienhead [2006-10-30 04:30:07 +0000 UTC]

i promise he is just ugly and fat.

no, really: [link]

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alienhead In reply to secondmagpie [2006-10-30 04:58:33 +0000 UTC]

Still cute, though.

Check your notes.

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