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I couldn't think of any more barfing jokes, so here's a knee-to-the-groin joke.

Okay, everybody, quiz time. When a scary perverted guy comes on to you, what do you do?

That's right! Kick him in the nads!

Strangely, in most (not all, most) of the Link X Dark yaoi that is out there, Link apparently has so few fighting skills it's hard to understand how he got to that room in the Water Temple in the first place.

Link could bite off his nose, spit in his face, punch him in the face (at one point he's reaching for his sword, and I'm like, FORGET THE SWORD! PUNCH HIS TEETH DOWN HIS THROAT!), and all sorts of other stuff, but he doesn't. He's usually not even wounded, either, as if all Dark had to do was walk up and push him over.

I guess this is supposed to be the draw of this genre of art, but you gotta ask...if he fights this badly, is it really Link? And it's always in the same room, with the same spindly tree stuck in the same little island. It's a running joke.

Sorry. I'm missing the point, I suppose. Dark X Link fans are free to enlighten me on this subject.

Description
I couldn't think of any more barfing jokes, so here's a knee-to-the-groin joke.

Okay, everybody, quiz time. When a scary perverted guy comes on to you, what do you do?

That's right! Kick him in the nads!

Strangely, in most (not all, most) of the Link X Dark yaoi that is out there, Link apparently has so few fighting skills it's hard to understand how he got to that room in the Water Temple in the first place.

Link could bite off his nose, spit in his face, punch him in the face (at one point he's reaching for his sword, and I'm like, FORGET THE SWORD! PUNCH HIS TEETH DOWN HIS THROAT!), and all sorts of other stuff, but he doesn't. He's usually not even wounded, either, as if all Dark had to do was walk up and push him over.

I guess this is supposed to be the draw of this genre of art, but you gotta ask...if he fights this badly, is it really Link? And it's always in the same room, with the same spindly tree stuck in the same little island. It's a running joke.

Sorry. I'm missing the point, I suppose. Dark X Link fans are free to enlighten me on this subject.