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Published: 2008-08-05 04:07:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 2987; Favourites: 413; Downloads: 49
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Template: [link]IT'S NOT SLACKING, IT'S DEDICATED INACTIVITY!
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The two people that I know who support dedicated inactivity are Mordecai and Rigby. Benson keeps saying their slackers, but Mordecai insists that they're on break. I feel so sorry for these two after the shit Benson throws at them. They are perfectly capable of knowing when to work and when to relax. In fact, I am CERTAIN that they're given at least three jobs a day, and they decide they have the entire day to do it. Sure, maybe their opinions don't work in public places like Wal-Mart, but they're at a park where there are only a few people who visit.
P.S. If you haven't heard of Regular Show, where these characters originate, I can't say I blame you. Maybe I'm actually proud that you didn't watch Regular Show, because if you did, you will witness Benson the gumball machine, whom I call the biggest douchebag in the history of cartoons, even more so than Pete from the Mickey Mouse cartoons, and he's a VILLAIN. Benson is a GOOD GUY. Good guys aren't supposed to be dicks. May heaven have mercy on your soul when you watch him in action.
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Isn't Benson a villian?
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He's not supposed to be. Benson is supposed to be a good guy just like everyone else working at the park, but still acts like a freaking douche towards Mordecai and Rigby. In "Best Burger in the World", he eats Mordecai and Rigby's burgers right in front of them after he told them not to have any, and in "Fool Me Twice", he forbids Mordecai and Rigby from using the phone to enter a game show. He also destroyed the phone Mordecai and Rigby were using in "Prank Callers" even though I think it's destruction of park property.
If there's one boss I would like to have at the park, it would be Susan. Sure, in "Benson Be Gone", she was extremely strict to everyone, but you GOTTA give her credit, at least she's portrayed like an actual boss. Benson, on the other hand, acts almost like a school bully.
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Tell me about it. It also sucks if I offend someone by complete accident. My mother always tells me to think before I speak. The only problem with that is I don't feel like I have to think before I speak in the first place. I often have such a positive mindset and confidence that I don't realize that I am GONNA mess up regardless. It's painful for me to see sad faces on people because I said something.
In college, I'm always expected to have a positive outlook on the whole thing, but nowadays I rarely do so because of the stuff that happens even if my outlook is positive.
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Yeah. I know. It sucks for them to have that kind of life if Benson's gonna keep being like that.
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now i tell my mom that im not slacking hehehehehehehe
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Love it. I need a large copy of this to post at my job. My coworkers would get a kick out of it.
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*sighs* No they don't
XD
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