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Published: 2012-12-25 02:20:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 2105; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 0
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Description Are you a Car? NO! So of course you wont understand the material you're looking at....


Currently studying the Oregon Driver Manual (Trying to study....DISTRACTED ALL THE TIME...) in preparation of getting my Driver's License, so I can buy this Jeep Wrangler I been eyeballing lately. XD

Written Tests for the DMV are so WTF!? no matter how you anwser the questions you always seem to fail it... which of course frustrates me to no end.
DMV WHY U NO MAKE SENSE!!!!! None of the answer match up to the fucking question!!! *flips train*
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MichaelOwens296 [2024-11-20 16:36:58 +0000 UTC]

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Szaszlyk21 [2014-02-26 22:35:54 +0000 UTC]

Have same feeling when I had mine driving licence tests
I pass on 9th attempt

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Tulmur95 [2013-06-10 01:36:02 +0000 UTC]

Migs and the DMV do not mix.

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SergeanTrooper In reply to Tulmur95 [2013-06-10 01:42:20 +0000 UTC]

nope

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DracoPhobos [2013-02-18 02:27:36 +0000 UTC]

that would be amusing, a plane driving a car.
it kinda fucks with your mind.

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SergeanTrooper In reply to DracoPhobos [2013-02-18 02:32:00 +0000 UTC]

yeah that's the reason for the picture

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DracoPhobos In reply to SergeanTrooper [2013-02-18 15:42:15 +0000 UTC]

okay.

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Timscorpion [2012-12-28 16:49:56 +0000 UTC]

Need help? Here's a hint: If there is a double yellow line in the middle of the road, you cannot pass it.

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KodyYoung [2012-12-26 09:50:56 +0000 UTC]

Clearly your not meant to drive that Jeep Wrangler for you cannot figure out the DMV.
But don't worry, it means your true driving nature isn't there, you need past a Department of Aircraft Vehicles and just drive a MiG21 to work

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Atomikamikaze [2012-12-26 02:48:02 +0000 UTC]

So i herd you was naming your car. :3c Good luck on the DMV test and your new baby-to-be!

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SergeanTrooper In reply to Atomikamikaze [2012-12-26 03:00:18 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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The-Golden-Knight [2012-12-25 10:13:58 +0000 UTC]

I know that feeling! If you've ever had the question, "If you were a car, which model would you be," I'd have to answer, "I can't say because I'm more like a jet fighter; probably F-22 Raptor!"

But seriously, I know the feeling of fighting distractions. It doesn't help when I want to bang out awesomeness at the speed of thought - physically impossible if you're talking about any creative pursuit. Anyway, back about tests: I remember taking my basic test; most of the questions are easy, then they throw one or two curveballs - usually involving some sort of goofy obscure law or history of similar law. They make it so that you supposedly *barely* pass unless you're lucky, smart on awemazing proportions, or both.

But of course, I am speaking based off my experience like 4-5 years ago back in high school, and talking from the state of Maryland's DMV.

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AeonAGV [2012-12-25 04:59:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh the irony.

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SergeanTrooper In reply to AeonAGV [2012-12-25 05:01:57 +0000 UTC]

yup

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AeonAGV In reply to SergeanTrooper [2012-12-25 05:04:07 +0000 UTC]

One thing,why did you flip a train?

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SergeanTrooper In reply to AeonAGV [2012-12-25 05:05:42 +0000 UTC]

just because

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AeonAGV In reply to SergeanTrooper [2012-12-25 05:08:06 +0000 UTC]

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SergeanTrooper In reply to AeonAGV [2012-12-25 05:10:34 +0000 UTC]

ok

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Sabre471 [2012-12-25 04:43:56 +0000 UTC]

ugh... i had a terrible time with written tests considering they cram way more than just "rules of the road" into our heads for a written test... i actually had to have help to study the heck out of the driver's book.

wish you luck on getting your license.

p.s. the car i've learned to drive in was a big soft Oldsmobile... unfortunately that car met it's end with the transmission breaking.

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SergeanTrooper In reply to Sabre471 [2012-12-25 04:49:33 +0000 UTC]

yeah tell me about it was the same for the hawaii written test. thanks though

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LancetheB1 [2012-12-25 04:28:14 +0000 UTC]

Written tests are a pain. You seem to know the answer but all of a sudden they to change the answer at the last minute.

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SergeanTrooper In reply to LancetheB1 [2012-12-25 04:49:45 +0000 UTC]

yup

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DallellesLaul [2012-12-25 03:59:45 +0000 UTC]

Hope you get your license OK

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SergeanTrooper In reply to DallellesLaul [2012-12-25 04:26:24 +0000 UTC]

thanks i am sure i will

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DallellesLaul In reply to SergeanTrooper [2012-12-25 04:34:51 +0000 UTC]

It's annoying. We all know.

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OwenConcorde [2012-12-25 03:04:49 +0000 UTC]

Don't be flip'n my kind!!! LOL To everyone, learning how to drive with a manual can be a pain.

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SergeanTrooper In reply to OwenConcorde [2012-12-25 03:05:48 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I am sticking with Automatic, tried Manual was a pain. and I'l flip whoever I want

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OwenConcorde In reply to SergeanTrooper [2012-12-25 03:13:21 +0000 UTC]

I'm talking about the book (Driver's manual). I'm definitely hiding from you!!! *Flies through a tunnel*

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Der-Buchstabe-R [2012-12-25 02:28:39 +0000 UTC]

I think someone made the DMV just to piss people off. Well, part of it.

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SergeanTrooper In reply to Der-Buchstabe-R [2012-12-25 02:30:47 +0000 UTC]

Well depends really, found out where I live at the DMV is very small and laid back so I wont really have an issue most likely. but I do believe some places have shitty DMVs.

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Der-Buchstabe-R In reply to SergeanTrooper [2012-12-25 02:32:07 +0000 UTC]

That is true.

Oh and you got one of those answers wrong: You're not suppose to flip the train at a train crossing. >:3

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SergeanTrooper In reply to Der-Buchstabe-R [2012-12-25 02:33:26 +0000 UTC]

FUCK U

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Der-Buchstabe-R In reply to SergeanTrooper [2012-12-25 02:36:30 +0000 UTC]

XD How you managed to flip the train I have no idea.

I remember someone saying that a choice of that "What do you do when you see a railroad crossing?" question was, "Floor that bitch and pray."

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