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shadowkitten12 β€” Bride of the Sexual-Offenderman
Published: 2013-10-07 19:45:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 8242; Favourites: 141; Downloads: 0
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Minding your own as you sit in the park,
reading a book, alone...
You read of romance til it gets dark,
Then pick up your things to go home.

But before you stand up,
you suddenly see,
a man step out of
the forestry.

He wears a black coat,
yet you can't see his face...
The shadow of his fedora
covers that place.

You nervously stand, and take a step forward,
to see if he needs any help.
You never knew, (how could you have known?)
you should have worried about yourself...

He pulls from his coat a little blue rose,
and you suddenly begin to blush.
"Y-your so sweet..." stumbles
out of your mouth in a rush.

You gingerly pick the rose from his pale hand,
You gasp as your cut by a thorn.
You look up and he's gone!
'He was here...' you could have sworn.

You head home with the rose,
and put it inside a vase,
and put it somewhere to
stay perfectly safe.

You think of your 'admirer'
as you get ready for bed.
Visions of him keep dancing
in your head.

Just as you turn down your covers,
you hear a knock at your door.
You blush, then scold yourself saying,
"It's my roommate nothing more..."

The next is a blur as you
open the door.
And all you remember is
feeling so sore...

You see yourself in a dungeon,
chained around your neck.
Your naked as the day you were born,
thinking, 'What the heck?'

Then steps in your 'admirer'.
Then you see he has no face!
You scream and try to run,
but the chains hold you in place.

You rue the day you took the rose,
for it was all in his plan.
For that was the day you became the bride
of the Sexual-offenderman.

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WBC-The-Zorgic [2017-04-27 03:09:47 +0000 UTC]

good on you for not using a black rose

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nilescclover [2016-12-26 14:00:11 +0000 UTC]

just wow! that was awesome works, even though I don't know what a "offenderman" is (was) that poem was great. so emotional piece of work. thanks for sharing it....can't wait to read more of your stuff.

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MVictoriaRB2 [2016-03-06 14:09:57 +0000 UTC]

Β It was very good. I enjoyed the story. keep it up!Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β 

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BluthernSwirl [2015-11-28 10:38:26 +0000 UTC]

wow! i wish i could write like this

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Korwynze [2015-11-10 11:42:28 +0000 UTC]

oh dam, thats a cool poem xD

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SimonWBeresford [2015-11-04 03:40:44 +0000 UTC]

This cracks me up!

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levvy12345 [2015-09-26 02:40:58 +0000 UTC]

this was really good keep it up

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Tiiccky [2014-08-18 05:03:11 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for worning Β 
(getting three smoke box and flint and smoke)Β 
me: everything we'll be ok everything we'll be ok...(thinking about offenderman) STOP THINKING ABOUT OFFENDERMAN IM SO SO
Smexy: beautiful (evil smile)
me: AHHH!!!!! (GONE OUTSIDE AND SLAM DOOR HARDER)
smexy: "sigh" what a cuties these days...

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shadowkitten12 In reply to Tiiccky [2014-09-02 15:36:26 +0000 UTC]

You are most welcome, I hope it helps.
Smexy: It won't.
Me: Oh, hush you...

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Tiiccky In reply to shadowkitten12 [2014-09-02 21:52:57 +0000 UTC]

Shadowkitten can you make smexy get out!!

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shadowkitten12 In reply to Tiiccky [2014-09-08 02:47:19 +0000 UTC]

I can try, but I doubt he would listen unless I called Slendy.
Smexy: you wouldn't...
me(smirks): Oh slendy!
Smexy:aww c'mon, don't call that killjoy...
me:then shoo!
Smexy: psh... fine... (goes to pester trendy)

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Tiiccky In reply to shadowkitten12 [2014-09-08 11:13:32 +0000 UTC]

Me: "enter my hand in door and give middle finger to smexy" FUCK YOU SMEXY I WISH IF YOU WERE A GENTALEMAN LIKE SLENDY!

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ShiiKit617 In reply to Tiiccky [2016-05-24 21:17:52 +0000 UTC]

Shadowkitten? Hehe, looks like somebody took my old username. XD

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Tiiccky In reply to ShiiKit617 [2016-05-28 08:10:11 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Priscilla19 [2014-07-22 02:35:41 +0000 UTC]

awesome

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shadowkitten12 In reply to Priscilla19 [2014-09-02 15:34:39 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Priscilla19 In reply to shadowkitten12 [2014-09-04 17:23:34 +0000 UTC]

np

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samluvsshads [2014-07-20 08:48:01 +0000 UTC]

That is amazing poetry

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shadowkitten12 In reply to samluvsshads [2014-09-02 15:34:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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slenderpony5252 [2014-06-29 07:55:18 +0000 UTC]

Love it! Your great at poetry! ( I think I spelt that wrong..)

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shadowkitten12 In reply to slenderpony5252 [2014-09-02 15:33:56 +0000 UTC]

No, you spelt it right. And thank you!

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deadlynightshade97 [2014-06-15 04:35:38 +0000 UTC]

;-;

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slenderpony5252 In reply to deadlynightshade97 [2014-08-02 08:58:18 +0000 UTC]

Why so sad friend?

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deadlynightshade97 In reply to slenderpony5252 [2014-08-02 14:27:36 +0000 UTC]

I never thought about the POV of any of his victims after they were actually taken, so that was a bit scary for me. But I liked it anyway. That's why I'm a CP fan after all!

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slenderpony5252 In reply to deadlynightshade97 [2014-08-06 09:11:26 +0000 UTC]

Yep! :3

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TwinkleStar05 [2014-06-10 04:00:10 +0000 UTC]

I love poetry yay this is good

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athena185 [2014-03-17 13:41:40 +0000 UTC]

wow awesome ur poetry better than my poetry and my poetry is depressing

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thedarkliz In reply to athena185 [2014-04-13 18:10:04 +0000 UTC]

Ikr same here

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mandipandi11 [2014-01-21 20:59:51 +0000 UTC]

I hate flowers I think they stink.... so that wouldn't work with me whatsoever

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shadowkitten12 In reply to mandipandi11 [2014-01-22 21:30:52 +0000 UTC]

Personally, I can't smell flowers. But I like the look of them, but to each their own. Thanks for reading though.

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marybethisbest [2014-01-12 19:56:41 +0000 UTC]

omg i wouldn't taken the rose unless i was drunk

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shadowkitten12 In reply to marybethisbest [2014-01-22 21:32:38 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, me either. As much as I like him, I wouldn't want to be Smexy's bride for the rest of my life. Well, maybe...

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marybethisbest In reply to shadowkitten12 [2014-01-24 02:08:59 +0000 UTC]

i agree

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ScienceNerdArt399 [2013-12-28 16:42:16 +0000 UTC]

True. I mean it is a horrible experience that they have to deal with for the rest of their lives. That is, if they live, sadly. Anywho, your poem was great and I liked it!

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shadowkitten12 In reply to ScienceNerdArt399 [2013-12-29 14:24:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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ScienceNerdArt399 In reply to shadowkitten12 [2013-12-29 18:20:52 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome!Β 

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Ni-Tam [2013-12-26 22:12:47 +0000 UTC]

But...but the rose! The rose has to survive!! It needs fresh water...so, slendy~, can i leave, pretty please? :'D

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shadowkitten12 In reply to Ni-Tam [2013-12-28 12:34:20 +0000 UTC]

Sexual Offender Man: Nice try, but I brought it with me. (pulls out rose he gave you earlier.)

Me: Your a clever bastard aren't you?

Smexy: Yep!

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Ni-Tam In reply to shadowkitten12 [2013-12-28 14:21:13 +0000 UTC]

But it has here no water. so rose...you have to survive! *graps the rose and stares at slendy* Roses need water. So...be happy with giving the rose! *3*
slend: wh-whut?

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MadameOfHorror [2013-11-12 06:57:28 +0000 UTC]

Very scary honestly. I would die at that thought considering I'd blush like crazy thinking I had an admirer. Very well done!

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shadowkitten12 In reply to MadameOfHorror [2013-11-12 12:46:11 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I am so happy so many people love my poetry!

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kelly55106 [2013-10-10 20:49:01 +0000 UTC]

smexy was so smart

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shadowkitten12 In reply to kelly55106 [2013-10-11 16:36:47 +0000 UTC]

Yes he was!

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kelly55106 In reply to shadowkitten12 [2013-10-11 19:48:34 +0000 UTC]

i shall put him in 1 of my new storys

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shadowkitten12 In reply to kelly55106 [2013-10-12 06:13:24 +0000 UTC]

I would LOVE to read it!

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kikielzinga [2013-10-08 17:14:16 +0000 UTC]

Awesome!

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shadowkitten12 In reply to kikielzinga [2013-10-08 17:35:42 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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kikielzinga In reply to shadowkitten12 [2013-10-08 17:36:26 +0000 UTC]

Welcome

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GreenMute [2013-10-08 06:03:59 +0000 UTC]

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