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Published: 2015-02-10 23:13:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 3735; Favourites: 93; Downloads: 0
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Come to me, dear valentine~
I've got a gift for you.
Now, I know its nothing special-
it lacks my usual allure.
In my hand I hold a rose,
and yes my dear, its fake.
Don't get sad and walk away.
Don't make that silly mistake.
For you my dear, I have a rose.
With it, comes my devotion.
Don't be so surprised my dear,
I've got a plan in motion.
Take my rose, and claim my yours.
I'll be faithful to you, until it dies.
Understand this fake rose now~?
We'll have no sad goodbyes~
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Glad you like it
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Glad you liked it~
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Me:It's adorable (crying because it's so beautiful)
Billy:It was good.
Rednels
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This was so good and clever with the plastic rose and how when it dies you say goodbye but I shall never die so you never say goodbye LOVE IT!Β Β
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I love him even more. It's weird because I used to be disgusted by him, but reading things like this have given me a new found respect for him.
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I like to view Offenderman as one of those people who are easy to relax around - because his personality pegs me as laid back and playful.
So he's basically a friend that you wind up having sex with a few times.
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You're welcome! I always love to read a good poem.
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Well, it works both ways - you can say fake rose will never die, but it has been never alive as well; already dead.
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If only the "until the fake rose dies" thing were original. Shit is all over the internet, anyone surprised by it should really pay more attention to the net.
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Actually, it isn't just plainly 'Until a fake rose dies'
It's used in a speech when one gives a lady 12 roses, 11 of which should be alive and 1 fake, and then proceeds to tell her that they will love them until 'The last rose dies'.
So while no it may not be completely original, the 'shit' is not all over the internetΒ unless one is looking for love tips or anything like that. I sit on the net for a good over 8 hours a day pointlessly surfing it and have never come across it.
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Beg your pardon?
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Thank you ^w^
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You're welcome!
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Now I wanna give him a hug XD
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Then hug him 030
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O///O I-i can hug him????
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.//^//. *walks up to him
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Offener: Hmm~?
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C-can I have a hug sir? ^^" *looks up at him
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Offender: Why not~
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Shyly walks up to him and hugs him gently*
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Offenderman: *Hugs* ~
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Purrs a little happily* your cuddly and warm sir ^^
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Offenderman: Thank you miss~
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Slowly lets him go* ^^
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Offenderman: Cute~
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Blushes a little* n-no im not sir
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Offenderman: Yeah ya are~
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-//^//- im gonna bite u if u keep calling me that s-sir
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Offenderman: Oh~? Then I'll have to bite you back~
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O^O" *backs away* nuuu....
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Offenderman: Then don't bite me~
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Aww ok then O^O I wont bite
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Offenderman: Good~
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