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Description

Invader Name: Easy Cheese Revolution

Official Name: Sossios G’fleoof

Height: 5’7’’

Technical Gender: Male

Age: 38

Nickname: Easy Cheese/Revolution

Species: Extra fluffy Common Qwuedeviv

Rank: Supreme General of the Qwuedeviv

Appearance: Easy Cheese is an exceptionally fluffy Common Qwuedeviv. It probably has some genetics for Arctic Qwuedeviv somewhere in its history. It has a very fluffy tail and rather fluffy ears and head. Its colors are rather simple, consisting of, a light yellow-orange with darker orange and yellow markings. It has a few stripes down its back and on its furry face. It wears a standard officer uniform with a few Qwuedeviv insignias.

Personality:

Commander Easy Cheese is incredibly carefree and rather irresponsible. The Qwuedeviv absolutely hates work—especially paperwork. It does enjoy making public appearances and speeches—so long as they’re short, but it’s more about presentation than anything else. It likes to cause a lot of ‘oooh’ ‘ahhhh’ responses with all the fancies that come along with its arrival. On the bright side, Easy Cheese is usually a very forgiving superior, granting many chances to Qwuedeviv who have failed.

It can usually be found with a smile, playing with some sort of ball, yo-yo or other novelty item. It is a very relaxed Qwuedeviv and enjoys telling stories to kittens and generally just interacting with the Qwuedeviv population. It is usually acting like it is on one giant vacation and does tend to put its own desires and wants far above anyone else’s. Thus it lives life like a pampered king. Regardless, most Qwuedeviv find Commander Easy Cheese Revolution to be the easiest to talk to out of the four commanders—even if nothing ends up being accomplished.
It has a tendency to put off important paperwork to the very last possible moment and then complain excessively while completing it—trying its best to push the work off on someone in a lower rank. It will totally sign whatever papers are placed in front of it for approval without actually reading them—assuming that’s the purpose of having a working staff. If it issues orders it is usually because the other commanders have been bothering it to do so for a long time. It sees no particular harm in insubordination, usually dismissing it as ‘cats will be cats, kittens will be kittens,’ etc.

It can occasionally get angry, although true irritation is rather rare. When Easy Cheese is upset it is very rare for its expression to shift from the usual pleasant smile it has. It usually requires taking its stuff away and telling it to work—most other things are met with a creepily calm variety of consequence. This is not at all an act to unnerve Qwuedeviv. It simply is how Easy Cheese is.

Background:
Easy Cheese is the current top commander of the entire Qwuedeviv species, holding the official rank of Supreme General of the Qwuedeviv. How it came into such power absolutely baffles most Qwuedeviv as it has no strong characteristics of being a leader beyond being an attractive face for a figurehead. It is speculated that it came into its position through bribery by its predecessors. No one knows for sure though nor possesses the authority to ask.
Easy Cheese enjoys doing its best to fervently abuse all the privileges its rank allows it to have and never work. It spends their funds freely on whatever strikes its fancy at the moment and has little regard for the overall progress of their invasion missions. More than anything, Easy Cheese seems to waste its efforts plotting how to prank commanders of equal regard amongst other species. Otherwise it just waves its hand and signs its approval on whatever the other three commanders have worked out for their species. It thinks that Nonstick Cookwear is a bit of a nuisance but all the same finds its constant unappeased status to be mildly amusing.

As a kitten it was horrendously absent minded and something of a little trouble maker. Disobedient, adventurous kittens tend to remind it of itself—to the displeasure of the other commanders and officers since the general is so dismissive over such behavior. Easy Cheese is rather fond of Smiley and regards it as if it were its own kitten although there is no genetic relation. The easiest comparison to Earthian relations for the two would be a sort of all-spoiling uncle. Easy Cheese lavishes Smiley with gifts galore and usually lets it get away with just about anything, much to the irritation of Nonstick Cookwear, Acid Drizzle and the whole of the Qwuedeviv population. Smiley openly proclaims it will steal Easy Cheese’s rank one day—Easy Cheese seems to find it charming rather than traitorous.

Random Facts:
Dramatic Wildfire Riot is related to Easy Cheese although Easy Cheese does not pay a great deal of attention to it.
Smiley is Easy Cheese’s favorite little Qwuedeviv by far.

Easy Cheese is said to enjoy sunning its belly and spending excessively long hours ‘absorbing sun rays for ultimate leading power.’ Also known as, it lies in the sun lazily when it can.

Easy Cheese insists that the full band follow it wherever it goes if it is going to make a public appearance. It often calls them at night and other obscure hours if it feels as though it needs a spirit lifting tune or a goodnight lullaby.

Easy Cheese apparently loves dancing as well and often includes this as part of its arrival to various locations, and to victory dance when they have conquered some place.

Description

Invader Name: Easy Cheese Revolution

Official Name: Sossios G’fleoof

Height: 5’7’’

Technical Gender: Male

Age: 38

Nickname: Easy Cheese/Revolution

Species: Extra fluffy Common Qwuedeviv

Rank: Supreme General of the Qwuedeviv

Appearance: Easy Cheese is an exceptionally fluffy Common Qwuedeviv. It probably has some genetics for Arctic Qwuedeviv somewhere in its history. It has a very fluffy tail and rather fluffy ears and head. Its colors are rather simple, consisting of, a light yellow-orange with darker orange and yellow markings. It has a few stripes down its back and on its furry face. It wears a standard officer uniform with a few Qwuedeviv insignias.

Personality:

Commander Easy Cheese is incredibly carefree and rather irresponsible. The Qwuedeviv absolutely hates work—especially paperwork. It does enjoy making public appearances and speeches—so long as they’re short, but it’s more about presentation than anything else. It likes to cause a lot of ‘oooh’ ‘ahhhh’ responses with all the fancies that come along with its arrival. On the bright side, Easy Cheese is usually a very forgiving superior, granting many chances to Qwuedeviv who have failed.

It can usually be found with a smile, playing with some sort of ball, yo-yo or other novelty item. It is a very relaxed Qwuedeviv and enjoys telling stories to kittens and generally just interacting with the Qwuedeviv population. It is usually acting like it is on one giant vacation and does tend to put its own desires and wants far above anyone else’s. Thus it lives life like a pampered king. Regardless, most Qwuedeviv find Commander Easy Cheese Revolution to be the easiest to talk to out of the four commanders—even if nothing ends up being accomplished.
It has a tendency to put off important paperwork to the very last possible moment and then complain excessively while completing it—trying its best to push the work off on someone in a lower rank. It will totally sign whatever papers are placed in front of it for approval without actually reading them—assuming that’s the purpose of having a working staff. If it issues orders it is usually because the other commanders have been bothering it to do so for a long time. It sees no particular harm in insubordination, usually dismissing it as ‘cats will be cats, kittens will be kittens,’ etc.

It can occasionally get angry, although true irritation is rather rare. When Easy Cheese is upset it is very rare for its expression to shift from the usual pleasant smile it has. It usually requires taking its stuff away and telling it to work—most other things are met with a creepily calm variety of consequence. This is not at all an act to unnerve Qwuedeviv. It simply is how Easy Cheese is.

Background:
Easy Cheese is the current top commander of the entire Qwuedeviv species, holding the official rank of Supreme General of the Qwuedeviv. How it came into such power absolutely baffles most Qwuedeviv as it has no strong characteristics of being a leader beyond being an attractive face for a figurehead. It is speculated that it came into its position through bribery by its predecessors. No one knows for sure though nor possesses the authority to ask.
Easy Cheese enjoys doing its best to fervently abuse all the privileges its rank allows it to have and never work. It spends their funds freely on whatever strikes its fancy at the moment and has little regard for the overall progress of their invasion missions. More than anything, Easy Cheese seems to waste its efforts plotting how to prank commanders of equal regard amongst other species. Otherwise it just waves its hand and signs its approval on whatever the other three commanders have worked out for their species. It thinks that Nonstick Cookwear is a bit of a nuisance but all the same finds its constant unappeased status to be mildly amusing.

As a kitten it was horrendously absent minded and something of a little trouble maker. Disobedient, adventurous kittens tend to remind it of itself—to the displeasure of the other commanders and officers since the general is so dismissive over such behavior. Easy Cheese is rather fond of Smiley and regards it as if it were its own kitten although there is no genetic relation. The easiest comparison to Earthian relations for the two would be a sort of all-spoiling uncle. Easy Cheese lavishes Smiley with gifts galore and usually lets it get away with just about anything, much to the irritation of Nonstick Cookwear, Acid Drizzle and the whole of the Qwuedeviv population. Smiley openly proclaims it will steal Easy Cheese’s rank one day—Easy Cheese seems to find it charming rather than traitorous.

Random Facts:
Dramatic Wildfire Riot is related to Easy Cheese although Easy Cheese does not pay a great deal of attention to it.
Smiley is Easy Cheese’s favorite little Qwuedeviv by far.

Easy Cheese is said to enjoy sunning its belly and spending excessively long hours ‘absorbing sun rays for ultimate leading power.’ Also known as, it lies in the sun lazily when it can.

Easy Cheese insists that the full band follow it wherever it goes if it is going to make a public appearance. It often calls them at night and other obscure hours if it feels as though it needs a spirit lifting tune or a goodnight lullaby.

Easy Cheese apparently loves dancing as well and often includes this as part of its arrival to various locations, and to victory dance when they have conquered some place.