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Published: 2012-12-19 01:22:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 590; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 1
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Description Title: Christmas Impulse
Tune: Nuttin' For Christmas
Artist: Various
Author: Lady Erin
Genre: Impulse, Young Justice
Author Note:
Since this song has two endings I did them both. Also it's the Plain White T's cover.
And for reference, Cassie=Wonder Girl, Cissie=Arrowette, Kon-El=Superboy, Jesse=Jesse Quick
Written from Impulse's POV and sung by him.

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I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
All of the heroes are mad
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
Max say's I've been nuttin but bad

I broke my bat on Cassie's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in Cissie's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ooze on Jesse's rug;
I made Kon-El eat a bug;
Put salt in Robin's coffee mug;
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
All of the heroes are mad
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
Max say's I've been nuttin but bad

I put a tack on Batman's chair
Somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Nightwing's hair
Somebody snitched on me.
Took to Watch Tower Ivy's plants
Hid all Flash's underpants
Filled the training room with ants
Somebody snitched on me.

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
All of the heroes are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Max say's I've been nuttin but bad

I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.

Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
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Comments: 11

luro97 [2012-12-27 22:35:00 +0000 UTC]

Truly brilliant! Wanted and needed a good laugh just at the moment I saw this. It was definitely kismet. Thank you for this. Happy New Year!

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ShellH In reply to luro97 [2012-12-27 23:20:50 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. Like I said I was watching Prep and Landing 2 while re-reading my Impulse comics. Then I heard the line 'All of the heroes are mad' in my head. After that it just kinda wrote itself. I'm happy that it made you laugh. And thank you so much for the favorite. Speedster Huggz.

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luro97 In reply to ShellH [2012-12-27 23:50:51 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely! Flash has always been one of my favorites. I have the tattoo to prove it.

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ShellH In reply to luro97 [2012-12-28 00:56:06 +0000 UTC]

So on the tattoo. I'm curious. Is it the Flash symbol or a picture of the Flash? And if so which one? I'd love to see a picture of it.

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luro97 In reply to ShellH [2012-12-28 01:57:55 +0000 UTC]

Take a look in Speed Force Fanatics. I just posted it for you.

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ShellH In reply to luro97 [2012-12-28 02:59:03 +0000 UTC]

Kewl!!!!

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luro97 In reply to ShellH [2012-12-28 03:14:07 +0000 UTC]

Yep. Love tattoos and love superheroes!

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ShellH In reply to luro97 [2012-12-28 03:36:26 +0000 UTC]

Must go work on the Impulse get's turned into a two year old story. Lol.

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CiaoBirdie [2012-12-19 15:28:32 +0000 UTC]

I already told you, but I'll say it again. I completely love this.

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ShellH In reply to CiaoBirdie [2012-12-19 17:55:31 +0000 UTC]

Awww. Thank you sweetie! If it wasn't for yours and Tabby's cheer-leading it wouldn't be here. Big Speedster Huggz

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CiaoBirdie In reply to ShellH [2012-12-19 20:58:23 +0000 UTC]

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