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Published: 2005-09-21 01:08:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 9620; Favourites: 184; Downloads: 196
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Yep. You Cannot scan a ferret. I've been really quiet lately and this little fluffy turdfactory is basically the reason. Maybe not, but I feel like blaming it on her any way.New weasel + Scanner = This mess.
No she's not throwing up or anything she was licking up a treat. That nasty yellow stuff.
And I know the section for this is all wrong and very abused. I'll scrap it as soon as a certain cheesedanish lets me.
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hmm this could be used as a study. why shows how the feet flaten when on a smooth surface...
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I was actually disappointed she wiggled, since the faster 'test' scan showed allot of her feet.
Still it's not bad for a paw ref....
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do you give your ferret yogies? my not-so-widdle fizzle likes the banana-raison flavored ones
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I used to give my old ferrets that, but for this ferret now I decided to start her off right.
She doesn't get anything a ferret can't or shouldn't digest. Yogies are actually pretty bad for weasels. Sugars lead to some cancers [I learned the hard way].
A small treat every once in a while[like a week or month] probably wouldn't hurt... but I'm just not taking chances.
Kaie's absolute FAVORITE treat is these little freezedried raw chicken circles. She'll do anything for those.
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oh, i did not know that >.< but our ferrets are so picky they refuse to eat anything but cat food, ferret food, human food and yogies
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Ferrets are imprint eaters. That means they will only be willing to try new things when they are very young [Like what mom would bring back to the den]. After that they stick with what they know.
People food is very bad for 'em. Cat food is almost as bad, you can't feed your cat dogfood... you shouldn't feed the ferret catfood. Ferrets requirements are much higher.
There is hope, if your patient and clever and keep working and mixing foods to get them on a healthier diet.
Who knows, if I tried sooner I might not have lost my Kylan... or Fox, or the two ferrets that are still alive with terminal cancers.
And as far as ferret foods... NEVER get any of the ones that have bits of fruit or veggies in them. Those can kill your weasel if they happen to block the intestine. A ferret cannot digest anything that is not strictly meat.
Stupid picky weasels......
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HAHAHAHA XD
Thanks for giving me a good laugh. I tried to scan my cat once... of course, I called it a Cat Scan x3
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>.> I think that is cruel and unusually punishment for the animals... That is why they made CAMERA's >.>
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Shut the fuck up
the scanner wasn't closed dumbfuck.
Get a life
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Please explain to me how THAT is cruel.
In case it wasn't obvious, and it should be, Kaie was sitting on top of the scanner bed while getting a treat. The lid, again this should be obvious to even the most dense moron out there, was removed. It's like one large camera lense.
You have no idea how much of my life is devoted to ferret husbandry. I take my responsibility as a pet owner EXTREMELY serious.
Which, the same can't be said for that unfortunate cat of yours. I would never allow any of my ferrets to become so unhealthy.
Obesity is not funny. It's not something that should be ignored either or shrugged off.
"Being overweight can cause a pet to be at risk for medical problems such as diabetes, cardiovascular disease, respiratory disease, liver disease, greater surgical/anaesthetic risk, and musculoskeletal/joint dysfunction." -- Quoted directly from [link] .
Not to mention the heavily increased risk of developing cancer. Obesity isn't just a 'sign of getting older' in cats. It is... Cruel and Unhealthy.
I would suggest you take proper responsibility and care for your own animals before you even dare point fingers[A couple of vet trips should do wonders]. Think twice before opening your mouth and instead just keep inserting those rich chocolatey treats that you profess to love some much, and keep your clearly biased opinionated and tunnel visioned observations to yourself...
...and don't forget to chew before swallowing.
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you told her! lol
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It looks so cute, I used to scan my degus untill I found it can cause cancer.
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I certainly wouldn't recommend scanning a beloved pet.. or body limb or part.. over and over.
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Hehehehuh that's great! I wonder of you can scan a cat...?
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Try it! Scan your cat. I want to see!
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I am going to scan my fifty pound dog.
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XD!
Lemmie know the results.... I need a new scanner so might as well get an idea of the prices they're going for now.
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What? Don't tell me you've never tried to subject your beloved pet to your scanner before...
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Yes. I do like dee feet. Detailed Paws... Eee!
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wow... in all of my time as a ferret owner i never thought of doing that o.o" i think it can be done if you scrff the little guy... >.>
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Yeah, but could you imagine what it would look like if you scruffed the ferret and scanned her/he/shitfactory? I'd had the humane society busting down my door!
Oh yes, I freaking LOVE your quote! Sneaky little Mr.Coffee... always befuddling Dark Helmet and getting in the way of Mr.Radar...
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that's true but i dont think they should they would really do any thing as long as the ferrets ok and not hurt. at the most they would give you a worning if any thing.
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Well...Obviously you CAN scan a ferret, they just don't like it very much, is all. So funny.
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You kidding? She thought it was great! Got lots of treats and every one was paying attention to her. Even got her very own glowing pedestal.
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OK, Treats tops the bright shiny light-thing. We (read: my oldest daughter) used to have rats and they would have done nearly anything for yummy treats.
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.. D; I like it! ;;
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lol...to cool...just sick...i think i'll fav it..
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