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I... am in a ridiculous amount of physical pain right now so I'll make it short...I seriously saw a bee out the other day and that's why I made this comic.
Because... bee.
And... it's still cold out. Usually. I mean, it won't be cold next week apparently, because Texas weather is bipolar, but... uhhh... BEE. Stupid... bee...
I'm going to go die now.
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Comments: 309
greycanbehappy [2007-05-21 17:02:48 +0000 UTC]
wow, do I know what that's like. *reveals uncharacteristic sling of swear words*
Bees. They tell me I can't hate them. After all, they make honey, and pollinate flowers.
F*** that.
oh yes hi mr.stinger, i loves you yes i do.you gives me yummy honey and makes the flowers mate. i should just forgive the fact that you sniff me then FOLLOW me everywhere giving me panic attacks.
*grumble* Last night when my fiance and I got back to his car from the theater, there was a random bee just hanging on to his window. Was weird. No matter how many times he banged his fist under the part the bee was on, it'd just shift two legs and stay there un-phased. So I found out that my fiance fears them too.
My parents say it's wasps I fear, not bees, because it was a wasp I was stung by.
Maybe they're right, I dunno. My fiance's fear is very valid seeing as he was little and a HORNET decided to crawl all over his face. he was like 5.
*cuddles fiance*
GREAT comic by the way, sorry for my tangent.
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Threeofhearts [2007-04-25 05:26:59 +0000 UTC]
....I can so relate....I hate bee's...I really REALLY hate bee's...heh its great that this sums up my feelings so well. Great job. Love the expressions.
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IthilwenTheNinjette [2007-04-21 05:33:32 +0000 UTC]
I think Dane Cook combined all that I feel about bees in two simple words: fuck bees.
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AmbroseMerle [2007-04-21 01:52:04 +0000 UTC]
OMG I feel the same way!! gah I had a spider fly out of no where last night x_X I smacked it witha frying pan... repeatedly... served it right x_X ....
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ZhaneAugustine In reply to ??? [2007-04-20 21:55:43 +0000 UTC]
OMG your typing to make me pee aren't you lol. Funny as hell.
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EcholaliaRicochet [2007-04-02 10:37:07 +0000 UTC]
I'm allergic to bees... Damn bees I hate them! Although they have bumblebees here which actually look like hilarious balls of fluff... I guess I find them humourous enough not to hate.
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kbkittie [2007-03-30 17:16:24 +0000 UTC]
A bee landed on me in the middle of January and I screamed relatively the same things at it.
You. Rule. Life.
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cjhaacke [2007-03-28 06:24:48 +0000 UTC]
At least one Canadian laughs at you. Probably more. Laughing helps stave of the mild spring hypothermia .
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megalomaniageek [2007-03-27 23:41:19 +0000 UTC]
I can relate so much that it's scary. BEES. They're like needles with wings.
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lunarProtector [2007-03-24 00:17:13 +0000 UTC]
I felt like that last week. It's a common feeling.
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nintendiehard [2007-03-16 21:21:57 +0000 UTC]
No me gusta bees either. Spiders are worse for me though.
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ja-strummin-fool [2007-03-12 19:47:09 +0000 UTC]
....wtf bee.
i love you in the fangirlishly awkward and uncomfortable way.
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goshkiller365 [2007-03-10 06:00:18 +0000 UTC]
I agree with you, because . . . beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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hugbees [2007-03-02 02:17:12 +0000 UTC]
Well here in austin it rreally hasnt been a winter all season besides the 3 days of ice earlier. The bees have returned and theres nothing we can do save we all get those nifty beekeeper uniforms.
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avatarblade2000 [2007-03-01 17:09:10 +0000 UTC]
...
Do you offer, like, an internship or something? Because I would friggin' love to be your Padowan learner.
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jellibabe [2007-02-28 22:01:29 +0000 UTC]
I can sympathyse with that. Try living in London, the microclimate of pollution meant that the trees started budding in mid-december. And then for the fifth time in my life it snowed about a month later. No wonder us Brits talk about the weather so much.
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SirMaxYukina [2007-02-26 17:59:06 +0000 UTC]
I totally understand. I have a phobia of bees. >>
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shinga In reply to astrotoadp5 [2007-02-23 14:54:03 +0000 UTC]
Actually no *L* Not since I was a kid.
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Shambience [2007-02-23 01:38:58 +0000 UTC]
Ew. Yeah. Arkansas has had the same weather. It's sort of funny, all the girls are queuing up to get their hair cut, and I just know it's going to be freezing again in a matter of days (sadly)...I laugh at them as they walk by. And they look at me funny.
There was a dead wasp on the porch today. It disturbed me.
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Redmoonfae [2007-02-20 23:22:05 +0000 UTC]
Haha, I felt the same way when I saw ants scurrying around outside....it's still winter. ><
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srphoto [2007-02-20 18:34:22 +0000 UTC]
That made me lmoa!!
Keep up the headtrips...
And my friend told me about this cure for chronic pain. I forgot what its called, but he says its a small green herb, and that ppl crush it up, and smoke it like a ciggarette. You can prolly google it to find the name of the herb... something with an m i think...
But seriously, gluck, and feel better!
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WeirdEmo89 [2007-02-20 11:02:15 +0000 UTC]
Great work as always! ^__^
These comics belong on a professional website besides DA.
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gaeamil [2007-02-20 07:29:48 +0000 UTC]
God I hate bees. So evil. SO...EVIL...:fetalposition:
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NCWeber [2007-02-20 04:46:33 +0000 UTC]
I love it! I'm allergic the the little blighters myself.
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sketchy1 In reply to ??? [2007-02-20 03:23:23 +0000 UTC]
amen to that bi polar weather my fellow texan
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CroydCrenson In reply to ??? [2007-02-19 19:39:56 +0000 UTC]
Isnt it obvious? They have adapted! The sick bastards found out how to make fuzzy clothing that looks like their stripes! Soon they will invent a giant stinging machine and will collectively make us worship them and proces honey and royal jelly for them! There is only one thing we must do to combat them: Annihilate all bees. I don't care if they do have an ecological importance! If the earth really loves em so much, it would stop us from destroying the other species we demolished! Kill all Bees! kill em all! Yes, I am allergic to beestings...
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Velox-Mortis In reply to ??? [2007-02-19 19:00:40 +0000 UTC]
I hate warm winters. Where is all the damn snow!?!
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briannechughes In reply to ??? [2007-02-19 18:14:03 +0000 UTC]
gah... bees... with bad calanders.... ><'
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Crono1000 [2007-02-19 06:12:14 +0000 UTC]
stupid global warming. There's bees for God's sake, how could global warming not exist?!?!?
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Tengoku In reply to ??? [2007-02-19 03:18:36 +0000 UTC]
Ohgod. xD; So very, very true. This is why I'm glad I'm up in Northern Virginia. D: Bees are awaaaaaaay coz of cold things.
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DarKoinu In reply to ??? [2007-02-18 19:43:07 +0000 UTC]
That happenned to me too, a little while ago. And I seriously shriek when one comes near me.
Do they get ENJOYMENT out of that?
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yasual [2007-02-18 16:40:20 +0000 UTC]
You seriously saw a bee? O.o I haven't seen bees yet...and its been freezing!! -and windy- T.T So very windy. Anyways, this was funny. Let's hope the bees stay indoors for a few more weeks, ya?
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Avagueidea [2007-02-17 23:08:37 +0000 UTC]
Psh, cold doesn't happen in Texas (lived there before). We've had negative weather where I live so XP.
lol, heh. Bees don't bother me, but I have so many friends that just FREAK OUT when they show up XD it's so ridiculous! I love laughing at them.
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