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shinga — I'm CRIPPLED

Published: 2007-12-19 22:21:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 79752; Favourites: 1127; Downloads: 0
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Description This really happened.

In my defense, we were ALL bantering back and forth with the waiter that night and I wasn't being mean-spirited, just joking around with him.

I think I won that night.

(And for the curious, because I know it'll be asked... yes, I do use a wheelchair and cane both depending on the situation/day. My cane's name is Kaywinnit )
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Comments: 394

red-volpe [2009-09-04 02:55:47 +0000 UTC]

this is made of win. no, seriously. I would totally do that if I could. It's fun to make people feel awkward and then laugh about it.

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Chroias [2009-08-21 17:52:22 +0000 UTC]

I may have to make my girlfriend give her wheelchair a name.

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mongoosedog37 In reply to ??? [2009-08-12 03:00:15 +0000 UTC]

You should put a sword in your cane like Urahara does! awsome...

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moehawk37 In reply to ??? [2009-08-11 00:35:17 +0000 UTC]

Yay for Kaywinnit.

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Junk-Romantic In reply to ??? [2009-08-03 13:50:32 +0000 UTC]

awesome! your cane has such a cool name 'kaywinnit' i keep on loling at this comic and now my dog seems to be loling ( and drooling over the keyboard, oh yum)

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HakuKurorou [2009-07-31 16:33:19 +0000 UTC]

hell yeah! ive done that too cept it was my white cane and the guy was actually making fun of me specifically for wearing my dark glasses inside. then i pulled up my glasses and showed him my eyes (they roll back a lot)

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creaturecomics215 In reply to ??? [2009-07-30 04:26:42 +0000 UTC]

XD I love it! Kaywinnit is awesome!And you're and evil genius!

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Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2009-07-18 03:35:32 +0000 UTC]

Kaywinnit is awesome. And kudos for getting the waiter to shut up.

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Koroon [2009-06-14 19:16:33 +0000 UTC]

I like how Kaywinnit is doing random poses in the background. XD

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AnbuCaptainMasters [2009-04-29 13:04:48 +0000 UTC]

wow. really did it happen?

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FinalSage [2009-04-26 00:17:44 +0000 UTC]

wait wait wait, your crippled? Shit, thats gotta suck. My roomated crippled too, (both knees were shatterd, sorry for your loss, glad to hear you take it in stride. Also, ivest in a canesword, it's mobility with Class!

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AmayaTenjo In reply to FinalSage [2009-04-29 02:53:13 +0000 UTC]

CANE SWORD!!!!

Holy crap I want oen SOOOOO bad D:

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FinalSage In reply to AmayaTenjo [2009-05-12 03:18:30 +0000 UTC]

Honestly they aren't hard to find, tho to be fair most are just a little knife in the cane, you want a full blown sword, still don't get caught in public with either.

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kristykitty [2009-04-14 01:29:42 +0000 UTC]

I wanna cane

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thvr22 [2009-04-04 22:55:50 +0000 UTC]

I did'nt know there are people with a handicap on deviantart

yay IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

heheh having a handicap has its benefits doesn't it?
you can easilly mess with people's minds


you won

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shinga In reply to thvr22 [2009-04-05 18:18:08 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure there are plenty of handicapped folks on DA.

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thvr22 In reply to shinga [2009-04-05 19:16:28 +0000 UTC]

sure there are lots of handiccaped in the world so I suppose it is logical they are on deviantart but its still fun to know

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Gatana [2009-03-28 16:04:18 +0000 UTC]

this sounds like something my friends and I would do xD

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nemfx [2009-03-26 16:59:20 +0000 UTC]

You should use a pogo stick

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nerg101 [2009-03-10 22:25:02 +0000 UTC]

Haha, don't have a cane, I have a walker. I named my old one Fran though...

Love the comic

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DaimyoShi [2009-02-16 01:37:03 +0000 UTC]

It is your fualt I like this!

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rennakid62 [2009-02-12 09:17:35 +0000 UTC]

bahahahahaha!! omg epic!! hahahaha

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The-last-black-rose [2009-01-10 20:22:16 +0000 UTC]

You name you're cane.....
OMG! THAT IS SO COOL!!!
I want a cane! i want a cane!
Sorry if im being offensive but i so badly want to have a cane now! Pfft...not fair

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X5-442 [2009-01-06 23:14:26 +0000 UTC]

I know exactly how that goes. Being a cripple may be a bitch and a half, but at least we can make some awesome jokes that we wouldn't otherwise be able to get away with.

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CosmicStarEmpress [2008-12-27 16:38:34 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I named my computer Haku, My phone Emmeline, My i-pod Diana my speaker Mere zo together they're Merediana, my USB Jacob, and my Camera Sophia

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BikerBot [2008-12-12 08:41:20 +0000 UTC]

That's cool. My bike's name is The FZ1, we appreciate the more formal aspects of our relationship.
Because there are so many aspects that aren't...

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raineishida [2008-12-10 09:28:12 +0000 UTC]

Um. Wow.

...Just today I needed to use my cane, and...my pride got in the way of my pain.

...never again, if this is what I can do to people. LOL!!! XD

Laughter's the only way to get over this sort of thing. I love it.

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Tip-of-the-Quill [2008-12-03 18:52:06 +0000 UTC]

Kaywinnit... the cane. Shinga, you have taken nerdiness to a new level, and I salute you!

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famoustruth [2008-11-30 03:39:25 +0000 UTC]

*steals your cane and throws it at my never to exist car* Kaywinnit, FIX PLEASE?!

Q_Q

Teehee you just love dealing with people. P:

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miasaka [2008-11-23 04:06:15 +0000 UTC]

Do you have problems with your legs? Just wondering.

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shinga In reply to miasaka [2008-11-23 16:31:03 +0000 UTC]

That would be it, yes.

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miasaka In reply to shinga [2008-11-23 19:24:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh. I'm really sorry about that. What happened? You don't need to tell really I'm just wondering. I like your art!

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shinga In reply to miasaka [2008-11-24 18:51:13 +0000 UTC]

I got a MULTITUDE of muscle tears all in my hips and legs that built up tons of scar tissue and caused me to be in pain constantly, which meant I had to use a cane or wheelchair. I'm in treatments for it now though, and I'm getting a lot better. I haven't used the cane in over a month and the wheelchair has just become an extra chair in the livingroom!

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miasaka In reply to shinga [2008-11-25 00:34:36 +0000 UTC]

Glad to hear you're improving!

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DeliriumsQueen [2008-11-21 20:10:40 +0000 UTC]

Ha! I did something like that once too with my cane! Mostly it was to mess with the people's heads at school...

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danitiwa [2008-11-07 20:52:37 +0000 UTC]

Waitor got PWNED. I hate it when idiots treat you nicely just because they realize something. They might have sympathy for you, but you just want to kick them lol. XD

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IF-LovE-WaS-BluE [2008-10-30 22:44:02 +0000 UTC]

That's AWESOME.

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EarthboundSatyr [2008-10-26 20:37:08 +0000 UTC]

I've actually had that same conversation with friends and wait staff present. Good for you.

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IncubusRhapsodos [2008-10-25 20:44:42 +0000 UTC]

I have a cane....I SHOULD TOTALLY DO THAT XDDDD

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CrystalTwilight [2008-10-14 18:35:17 +0000 UTC]

Kaywinnet as in Kaywinnet Lee "KayLee" Frye (from Firefly)?

Anyways, love the comic!

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shinga In reply to CrystalTwilight [2008-10-14 18:53:08 +0000 UTC]

Yup!

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Esheye-Telari [2008-09-23 21:09:33 +0000 UTC]

okay, now this is cool...er, more like funny! HEHEHEHE!!!

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Demyx-09 [2008-09-20 18:47:22 +0000 UTC]

It must be awesome to be crippled sometimes.

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YukiTheWindMaster [2008-09-07 19:02:37 +0000 UTC]

lol I should try that the next time the opportunity presents it's self. lol

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kingriedak [2008-08-27 04:06:02 +0000 UTC]

nice one.......

i did something similar,the waiter asked me to read the menu and i told him i was blind

waiter:READ THE DAMN THING!'

me:IM BLIND! BUT I CAN SEE ENOUGH TO KICK YOUR ASS!


yes,i was darring and fearless at age 11

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badgirl842 In reply to kingriedak [2009-02-22 04:00:46 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha!!! i should totally DO that!!!! lol!!!

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eternal-song [2008-07-26 03:01:01 +0000 UTC]

lol, nice. i've got this huge scar on my breastbone and oneday at the pool some ten year old asked me what happened... i told her i got attacked by a ninja. she beleived me.

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Karlibell22 In reply to eternal-song [2008-08-01 22:04:53 +0000 UTC]

...you mean you DIDN'T?
T_T YOU LIED TO ME!
jk

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eternal-song In reply to Karlibell22 [2008-08-11 23:01:57 +0000 UTC]

lol. yees, i'm a dirty rotten liar.

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Naztakuan [2008-07-19 02:04:24 +0000 UTC]

how long have you been sick? I'm al sad now.

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