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Published: 2007-12-19 22:21:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 79789; Favourites: 1126; Downloads: 0
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This really happened.In my defense, we were ALL bantering back and forth with the waiter that night and I wasn't being mean-spirited, just joking around with him.
I think I won that night.
(And for the curious, because I know it'll be asked... yes, I do use a wheelchair and cane both depending on the situation/day. My cane's name is Kaywinnit
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That's one mayor choke for that waiter! HA HA HA HA!!! Well done! Great real life comic strip!
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Either your friend in the middle is rather use to you like this, or there has to be something really interesting in that menu...
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Win. But are you actually crippled? Or do you just have a broken leg right now?
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love it, love it! i'm gonna have to start taking notes!
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Oh geeze, I love bantering with waiters... 
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hahha. I have a friend who uses a cane. it makes for a great toy machine gun.
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Your face in the panel where he's awkwardly apologizing is brilliant.
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KAYWINNIT AFTER KAYLEE FROM FIREFLY? - shiny eyes -
also, lolz @ the waiter guy. I love the first panel expressions.
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ohhh I should name my wheelchair! I was curious so I was reading through your comments and saw you had Fibromyalgia I have CFS. I dont know if youve heard of it but its similar to fibromyalgia, though CFS had more of the fatigue and less of the pain... though I do have chroic pain as well im just not as sensitive to touch and stuff.
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hehe, oh ya I think you won that one
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Wow I know that must have totally left him speechless but still I can feel the "it was worth it".
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A friend of mine's dad has to use a wheelchair. Eventually the dad's wheelchair got worn out and he got a new one, which led to the question of what to do with the old broken-down one ...
... so the dad left it parked in a handicapped parking spot at a shopping mall.
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Oh wow! You're terrible!
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*giggles madly* Totally Adoring that you named your cane after Kaylee. That is the most awesome thing I've heard in the past month.
The best waiters are the ones you can joke around with. Sounds like he was good and amusing.
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Haha, poor waiters. They're always the butt of jokes XD
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OMG^^ NICE!!! i used to have to walk with a cane because of my juvenile arthritis in my ankles and knees. It was always so funny cuz ppl would be like (at Halloween) "PFFFFT!!!! CAT-GIRL DOESN'T HAVE A CANE!!!!!!" and i'd be like "I need it to get around because i have problems walking..." and they'd either start laughing or apologize. If they'd apologize, I'd say it was ok and just leave. BUUUUUT... If they'd laugh or say i was dumb for "kidding", i'd throw it at them and once they grabbed it, i'd pretend to fall. (even if they HAD grabbed it, i still could've stood for a few minutes) and yell that they were hurting me. My mom thought it was funny, but my pals said i was evil. I don't really care, they teased me. They were evil enough to pick on a kid with a cane, they DESERVED a little torture... XD
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dear christ, i'm sorry : <
what happened?
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lol my dad does that (he is blind) one time we went to a resterunt and when the waitress came by he asked if he was at MarieCalenders or Ridgeways. The woman looked so confused (cause he doesn't wear any glasses) she said where we were and he made his order.
She came back later apologizing realizing that he was blind and feeling quite embarrassed.
He also did it to a nurse who was checking his eyes after he got blind, and she asked if she could see what she was doing, he figured she was doing the two fingers thing, so he said she was holding up two fingers, and she got all excited thinking he got his site back, and he laughed saying nah he just guessed. Poor girl ^^
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Yes, we handicapped can be evil like that.
Great comic, Shing-shing! 
-- Stephen
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You know, if I was anywhere near you as you said that, I'd probably burst out laughing. I'm sorry, but, like, the way you portrayed it here, seems like something I'd gigglesnort at. But hey, I do giggle when the lady that works in the fish section of the pet store has to put down a fishy because it's eyes are falling out. She put it in a bag and whacked it off a counter. It made a crunch sound.
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Tahaha niiiice.
Kaywinnit. That's a wicked name. Has your wheelchair got an equally spiffy name? And is your cane actually a cool pattern like that?
Neato.
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My wheelchair is named Sheila after the tank in Red vs Blue.
And my cane has flowers on it, it's pretty.
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OMG, sorry but your wheelchair is made of WIN ^_^
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I wondered why that name sounds familiar...Also Awsome comics. You should have your own website or something
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I have a website for my Head Trip comics (this one here is not one of them) here: [link]
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If I had a wheelchair, I'd name it Sheila after the tank in Red vs Blue.
Might we expect a "If Head Trip Were Red Vs Blue...", perhaps?
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Nice Tank Lady FTW
love the gag the waiter must have been 3 shades of red.
BTW if anyone gives you any sh*t about haveing a cane one should be reminded that one of the Baddist Stacks of Awsome to ever walk the television earth has a cane, Dr House.
"Pain is Life's way of telling you to STFU"
House m.d.
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YEAH RED VS. BLUE.
.... -cough-
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you think your lame? ^^
...~thinks for a moment~
"Church we have a problem.
I am NOT you mother, so don't come tattling every time one of you dose something that the other dosen't like.
I'm telling you he's crazy! He keeps on threatening me and talking in a scary voice.
No I didn't.
Ohh so you didn't threaten to cut off head, and give it to church as a birthday present?
0.o... You know, I think your taking my words a little out context..."
and I can basically recite the rest of that episode verbatim.
...
I rest my case ^^
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As every fan can recite Why are we here. definitely.
Not Lame at all. Reconstruction is out, and Relocated is underway. Check them out.
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That doesn't make you lame me and my friends do stuff like that all the time.*thinks* Wait am I lame? How cares Red vs. Blue RULES!!! Is that the only episode you can recite?
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Yes RvB RULES!!! No, I can recite a few more but mainly from season 2, those were the ones I got from a friend on my laptop. the rest of the series I can quote form and some limited recitation, My GF calls me a dork but she quotes it to so we're in the same boat an that.
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Nice me and my friends can usually quate a whole episode from any season. Have you seen the one on xbox live it is hiliarious!!!
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I cant remember but more than likely ^^
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The name of the one from xbox live is RvB d.i.y. which means do it yourself. It was to promote the new maps for halo 3. Which I don't have 
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Nah havn't seen it then I have seasons 1-4 on dvd and planing to get 5 AQAP!!
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Ooh sweet. Well it's free so if you have a xbox live account even silver i'd download it. What do you have to lose
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