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Okay. Uh, this weirdness came about during an RP with myself and , in which I was Marluxia and she was Luxord. The convo sort of went like this...
Luxord: I should have been in charge of this mission from the beginning.
Marluxia: Like hell. Then everyone would have had to pause in the mission at four for tea.
Luxord: I would not have paused the mission!
Marluxia: So, what? You'd just have your tea on the run?
And... uh... this visual was born in my head.
Anyway, if you can't read what they're saying, it's because my handwriting sucks. And that's, yeah, Luxord and Xigbar. And, er, that's Marluxia and Demyx in the corner. And those blobby black things are Heartless. Lawl, Xigbar's a wimp ._.
It's times like this that I sit and wonder what exactly is wrong with me. I still don't know
Yeah, yeah, you know the drill, download for the full-sized horror >>;;;
Kingdom Hearts and Orgy XIII belong to Squisney, not me...
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I just looked at this again after what seems, and probably is, a long time... I burst into a fit of giggles XD
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Thanks 
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You're welcome!!! And thank you!!!
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Yeah, plus he -looks- British, so it would've happened anyways xD
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Yep. I can just see him with a cup of tea and a little plate of biscuits, sipping at it while... I don't know, Larxene beats Xigbar to death in the background or something.
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Beautiful image xD
So can I, actually
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He probably invites Xaldin to join him... he has a bit of an accent too, I noticed... Of course, that conjures up images of Xaldin at a tea party with an itty-bitty teacup the size of an espresso cup, which is a different humorous image altogether xD;
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You are a GENIUS!
Please forgive me while I have a seizure of hilarity.
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Now I want to draw that! xD Luxord and Xaldin's tea party... at Beast's Castle.
No, scratch that, or I'll have to put Xaldin in the yellow dress again.
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That's... awesome!
And it looked like Xaldin enjoyed wearing the yellow dress momentarily
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GAH! I'm systematically destroying my mental picture of manly!Xaldin!! And it's... FUNNY!
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Oh, indeed. That's why he loved to practice cooking.
He always thought he was a woman in a man's body...
Or maybe he is a woman...
A very manly one, like those ones that work out so much they have no boobs...
Good God, I think we just figured out the biggest secret behind the seemingly manly Xaldin!
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It's the hair. Come on, he has the longest hair in the Organization! Longer than Larxene's, longer than Marluxia's... actually, all the guys in the Org that I consider uke have short(ish) hair and all the guys I consider seme have long(ish) hair >>; Go figure.
Maybe Marluxia gave him extensions. He plans to attack Xigbar next, then he can join the tea party.
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Then again, Larxene's hair is freaking short and Marluxia's only goes to his shoulders. The guys with the longest hair are Saix, Xemnas, Xaldin, Vexen, and Xigbar. Everyone else has relatively short hair xD
Oh, I bet you are so right... He's going to attack with his girly flower petals and fabulous hair.
PS: If Marluxia was/is real, and read this, he would tear us apart limb from limb o_o;
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Well, Axel has relatively long hair, too. It's almost as long as Saix's, it's just... layered. They must have a dedicated hair stylist there Oo; It's probably Xaldin. Cutting hair, cutting vegetables, it's all the same...
I'd be afraid to be around Marluxia during the Spring. His fabulousness would blind you.
PS: Yes, yes he would xD; With his scythe. And flower petals. I hated those things in CoM.
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Or perhaps Marluxia is layering his and Axel's hair? Or maybe it really is Xaldin... and you're right... if you can cut vegetables, why not hair? XD
I feel sorry for 'im. His fabulous-ness is cut down at least 80% during winter.
PS: Lawl, I loved them xD Made me giggle
Marlu: -takes off hood- -flowerpetals-
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Well, if Xaldin's a drag queen, he needs to know how to do hair. He and Marly are turning the Organization into The Good, The Bad, and The FABULOUS~
And -then- Luxord will host a tea party and everyone will be happy.
Marluxia + seasonally upset + winter clothing = undeniably cute.
PS: I loved them in the cutscenes on the PS2 version, but I've only played the GBA version... I don't know if you've played that version or not, but with the automatic lock-on feature (that you can't change, by the way), it automatically locks onto whatever's closest... the number of times I attacked those stupid rose petals and not Marly
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I bet Luxord would love to help out, too! He's totally fabulous, am I right? I mean... with the beard and the accent, definately xD
:3
I bet he has male PMS or something during winter xD
Mood swings during fall...
Nicer than usual during spring. Vexen fetish+ also during Spring xD
Probably normal(ish) during Summer xD
PS: xD Yeah, played the PS2 version. That's just kind of adorable, though, when it's stuck in my head.
Sora: DIE, MARLUXIA!
-attacks rose petals-
Marlu:
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I think Luxord's Other was a fashion consultant xD Hey, maybe he was Dilan's designer or something! Who KNOWS what kinds of parties they all threw as their Others down in Ansem's lab after hours...
I can see Marluxia spending most of his time eating chocolate and crying during the Fall and Winter xD; He thrives in the Spring and puts flower garlands on everything (a la [link] ), and then he wilts in the late Summer days. The poor dear.
PS: I want to play the PS2 version SO FREAKING BAD! I want to see Vexen and his tweaker eye more >>; But I got all the cutscenes, at least ._.
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I know! They probably got totally shitfaced and everything xD
"Lol, let's throw a tea party!"
"Okay!"
-tea is spiked-
Poor Marlu... he deserves to get another element instead of acting like a pregnant woman xD
PS: OMFG HIS TWEAKER EYE IS SO AWESOME!!! (caps abuse :3) It's so funny!
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Who knows what Xigbar's pouring into that tea ._.
I'm trying to imagine him being snowed into Castle Oblivion... the poor boy ._. Of course, it's probably the same with Vexen in the summer, or Demyx during a dry spell.
PS: When I first saw the preview for CoM and Final Mix, I laughed so hard at Vexen I couldn't breathe properly. I love him, but... but... he looked like he had been snorting bleach in the basement or something.
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Hurr, seriously... Probably some bourbon or something xD
I bet he gets really cold, too, huh 
PS: Seriously! It's so hilarious xD
Doesn't help that one of his eyes always looks bigger than the other anyways xD
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Or vodka. Or, God forbid, Everclear. Xemnas comes in and finds them stumbling into walls and falling out windows and trying to eat the table...
I want to see Axel attempting to build a snowman... total Axel cliche, melting a snowman xD
PS: I thought one of his eyes was going to pop out of his head or something. He's got the Mad-Eye Moody thing going on Oo;
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I bet Saix would be the one eating the table...
Saix: God, you're a jerk. -noms on table-
Oh seriously xD I think we take the fire thing too literally though xD It's his element, but I don't think it's a law to make him melt snow. Maybe heat up some water if you catch my drift, though. -winkwinknudgenudge-
PS: Reminds me of how Whoopi can partially pop her eyes out of the sockets xD
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Saix is eating the table, Xigbar's humping the ceiling fan, Luxord's recording Xigbar, Xaldin's shredding the drapes with his lances because he thought they attacked him, Marluxia's running in circles screaming that he's a pretty flower girl, Demyx and Roxas have their arms slung over each other's shoulder and are singing the Nobody Theme Song that they wrote themselves, Vexen is trying to have an in-depth philosophical conversation with a ficus, Zexion is hiding underneath the table from the Killer Garden Gnomes, Axel is pushing Lexaeus out the window to see what happens when he hits the ground, Larxene's unconscious... and that's when Xemnas realized that he probably should have tried to create his own paradise by himself.
See, I think that their element would have a little bit to do with it - like Axel having naturally hot skin and Vexen having naturally cold skin. Like... not burning or frigid, but noticeable enough to be mistaken for an illness... or death xD; Now there's some crack for you - AkuVeku, or the other way around...
PS: Oh, God. Have tried to unsee. Have phailed.
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Lol, trying to write a good, intelligent reply to that.
Wait for it...
No, I can't.
The ficus part really set me off laughing. I can imagine that happening.
So... LOL xD xD xD
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And I agree with you. It would make sense due to their element... but like, whenever Axel gets flustered, it seems fans like to draw him being on fire.
For unknown reasons 
Lol, AkuVeku. That's an awesome idea.
Which is weird...
But it's awesome nonetheless
PS: Me too D:
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I do remember one comic (by whitedog1, I believe) that had Axel and Roxas making out, and Axel got so overheated that he set off the sprinkler systems... which, while probably unrealistic, was funny none-the-less xD
AkuVeku -is- weird and awesome, which somehow makes it epic >>; *Must write one-shot now*
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Indeed! You broke my brain and made me laugh uncontrollably
PS: Ficus
LOL I loved that one! I always wonder the workings behind that one... if Roxas really did it because he wanted to, and enjoyed it, or just did it to spite Marluxia...
Oh, that'd be an awesome oneshot.
If you post it on teh internets, I want a link
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Vexen's best friend is a ficus xD;
Um... knowing the devious little Roxas, it was probably a combination of both xD; It's fun to spite Marluxia! Fear the wrath of the Petals of Doom!
If I post on teh internets, which I prolly will, I shall give you a link
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That or Repliku xD Sadly, Repliku and a ficus are practically one and the same.
I bet his ficus' name is... Joe.
Yeah, you're probably right. I FEAR THEM NOT!
Awesome, 'cause teh internets is teh only way I could read it
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Vexen probably has to talk to Joe more, though. Repliku has legs and can walk off - poor Joe just has to sit and take it
Marluxia will change your mind
Yep - it's the only way anyone could read it, 'cause I'm not gonna write it by hand xD;
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Indeed. I bet Joe wishes he had hands to kill himself, sometimes. Vexen probably does drugs and tells him tweaker stuff.
MAYHAPS HE SHALL?!
Lol, I hate writing stuff by hand
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And no one helps poor Joe.
Xemnas: ...what are you doing?
Vexen: Oh... *Snorts some bleach* Just... talking to a ficus...
Joe: *Tiny terrified plant voice* HELP ME!
Xemnas: ...right. *Gets away from the fumes before he starts talking to plants too*
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Aww, poor Joe
lol, that made me giggle xD
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Marluxia, Protector of Plants, shall save you, Joe! *Cue hero music*
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Joe: Huzzah!
Marluxia: -distracted by Vexen butt- Why hello there, number four!
Joe:
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Vexen: Hello, number eleven. *Bleach snort* Are you trying to steal my ficus?
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Marluxia: No, I'm trying to steal your vi--... wait, too late for that. Yes, I am.
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Vexen: *Totally out of it* ...you're trying to steal my vi...?
Xigbar: *Unhelpful whisper* Vitamins.
Vexen: Oh... Why would Marluxia want my vitamins...?
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Marluxia: That's not what I meant.
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Xigbar: Then say what you mean. *Poofs off*
Vexen: Marluxia, why is it hot in here?
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Marluxia: Oh, because I'm in here. And you know how hot I am. -flexes-
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Vexen: *Embarrassed* Oh, for crying out loud, number eleven...
Joe: Why wasn't I blessed with legs? TT_TT
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Marluxia: Crying out loud, huh? You want to? -devious smirk-
-Xigbar pops in right next to Joe-
Xigbar: Because you touch yourself at night.
-poofs away-
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Vexen: *Clears his throat* This is inappropriate conduct with a superior member of the Organization, Marluxia... er... b-besides, I have experiments to do.
Joe: NO! XIGBAR! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!
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Marluxia: What experiments? The ones you finished yesterday, giving you today as free time? There's nothing else to do, anyways.
(poor, poor Joe xD)
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