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ShinyObject01 — The Sims: L's Cooking Skillz
Published: 2008-10-21 15:24:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 2929; Favourites: 46; Downloads: 689
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L, his brother Mello, and Mello's wife(?) Matt were enjoying a simple morning at home. Near, L's son, had just gone off to school, and L had just invited over Light, their across-the-street neighbor, because the two of them were beginning to get rather close.Suddenly, this quiet morning was interrupted by the sudden appearance of a new appliance. A microwave had materialized out of nowhere, as though the Hand of Fate had placed it there. Perplexed, the three men went to examine it. Hungry, L decided to try the new microwave.
"Duf glub melushka," L said, as Mello and Matt nodded in agreement.
However, upon placing the Toaster Pastry (r) in the microwave, what should happen but the microwave burst into flames?!
Oh no!
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Done reeeeeaaaaaalllyyyyy early this morning. Like... 4 AM after I finished studying early. L-Sim saw the new microwave (and I'm telling you, I -just bought it- because I forgot to give them one when I was building the house and wanted them to stop cooking microwavable stuff in the oven lest they SET SOMETHING ON FIRE) and decided to try it.
And it promptly proved how combustible microwaves are.
Matt-Sim's in his underwear for unfathomable reasons. And if you look closely, you'll see little Light-Sim coming up to the door, unbeknownst to what is going on in the Lawliet household. I should have taken this about a split second later, though, because Mello-Sim started dancing in circles and screaming.
Good thing Near-Sim was at school.
On a closing note, did it ever annoy you when you played the Sims and they set something on fire that you had to click the balloon to make them -stop- panicking so they would take a fire extinguisher to the damn fire?! As you think about that, I'm off to class.
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Oh God.
This definitely sounds like something L would do...
The World's Greatest Detective, setting the microwave on fire xD
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Then L screwed everything up, and the three of them started doing the 'AW F*CK A FIRE!!!' dance that all Sims do until I managed to get L to stop panicking and actually DO something about the flaming microwave...
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I wish I had interesting stories like that to tell xD
But my sims' lives are boring 
Original Sims I have horror stories of low cooking skill level sims setting the entire house on fire.
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Oh, Lord. I was playing The Sims (the original one) with the Pets expansion pack, so I decided to make a hermit-y man who lived alone and had, like, seven pets. He had a dog and a cat and a bird and a hamster, yadda yadda yadda... well, he set himself on fire and died. So the pets just... sort of... wandered around for eternity, sniffing at his urn and everything Oo It was kind of sad.
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He... set himself on fire?
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He must've been an emo...
Also, I'm sad.
Lumaria(Vexen/Marluxia's child) inherited Vexen's nasty nose.
I messed up on it during Vexen's creation >_>;
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Awww... poor little Lumaria. Marluxia probably lies awake at night and cries thinking about it...
...sort of like how L burst into tears when Near brought home a C report card Oo;
But, dare I ask which one gave birth to the baby?
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I dunno. Lumaria moved out, and Marluxia didn't seem to care. I think he's happy as long as he gets dibs on Vexen.
He burst into tears about that? XD
Vexen did. Marluxia's too manly, if you ask me xD
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Yeah, he did xD; Well, he has the 'Knowledge' aspiration, and one of his life goals is for Near to be an overachiever. Lol, Misa has better grades than Near does >>-b
I really can't help but see Marluxia as an uke xD; I guess the fandom totally perverted my image of him or something... or maybe it was the flower petals...
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Oh God, that's horrible. And here I was thinking Near was a genious...
Maybe Misa does some... stuff to the teachers to get good grades, if you catch my drigt.
I know how Marly really acts, and Vexen, even if he's a bit out there, has a really feminine body. I can't see him top the uber-manly Marluxia.
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Near is easily bored. He puts his homework down when he's 93% done with it, complains about being bored, goes and makes espresso, and then wanders around the house twitching.
I'd like to know what Misa does to get her good grades. It might explain why she brings boys home every day after school.
I know Marluxia is really manly... but with Marluxia-seme relationships, I prefer MaruZeku... a sort of power struggle between the Lord of Castle Oblivion and the Lord of the Underground. Then again, my favorite Marly pairings tend to be power struggles... MaruZeku, XemMar, Lunar Eclipse Saix x Marluxia...
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Wow. Near will never get anywhere in life like that! I force my Sims to do their homework until they're done. If they drop it, I make them keep doing it.
I think that's very interesting. It's possible she's doing... odd jobs at school?
Finally, someone else who likes MaruZeku! My friends think I'm weird for liking a lot of different yaoi pairings. They're not as familiar with the Organization's personalities as I am.
LES Saix, though? Isn't he supposed to be a total wuss as LES?
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I just got tired of him waving his hand at me and then grabbing his head, screaming about being bored. I was just like, "SHUT UP! Fine! Go watch TV or juggle espresso cups or whatever!" Of course, when he came home with a D report card, I kept having to make L stop crying ._.;;
What are you insinuating?! This is a FAMILY game! But, yeah, she probably is. She's open for business in the second floor bathroom ;D
I -didn't- like MaruZeku for the longest time until I really thought about it. I have a thing about dominance struggles. There's no way Zexion would win against Marluxia xD But I don't like them in a "kissy-kissy" romance kind of way. More like...
Marluxia: I'm going to screw you until you can't see straight.
Zexion: Like hell you are.
Marluxia: And you're going to like it.
Zexion: Like hell I am.
And then the rape ensues.
LES Saix is as much of a wimp in canon as Marluxia is a prissy flower girl in canon ._.; It's another perversion of the fandom - people thought it would be funny if he went all cute and "OMG WHEEEE I LIKE BUNNIES" as LES. But LES Saix is quite similar to Berserker Saix... it's just that Berserker Saix is aware of what he's doing and can stop - LES Saix isn't and can't.
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Curse Near. How dare he make L cry D: Does Light like to... cheer him up? *wink wink, nudge nudge*
Haha, nice! Do you think she charges anything other than help with homework?
I can... imagine that happening, which is the best part. I agree with you, too. Dominance struggles are awesome. You rarely ever see them in a good fic, you know? Maybe a good picture, but it's rare in a good fic.
Thank God. Because the fandom LES Saix... kind of scares me shitless. They give him the same behavior as fandom Demyx. Which is far, far different than the real Demyx, you know? They make him all... weak and sissy. He's more like bipolar and pretty kick ass. I mean, how else did he make it into the Organization in the firstplace? *totally off topic* But uh, yeah. Thanks for clearing that up. Nobody should screw with a character's personality. It's all they have. Looks and a personality.
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Yes. Yes, he does 
Why don't you go to the second floor and find out yourself? She probably charges a passing grade to the teachers...
It really is... but, anymore, most fics with hardcore sex in them are PWPs, and those ALWAYS seem to have this scenario... Characters are interchangeable...
Axel: *Turns on Manly Mode* Come on, Roxas. Let's have sex.
Roxas: *Turns on Annoying Girly Uke Mode* N-no, Axel... don't...
Axel: *Molest* You know you like it.
Roxas: *Girly tears* Eek! No~!
And then I want to kill the fic writer.
I like the thought of bipolar Demyx xD Like, he doesn't like fighting, not because he's a sissy but because he avoids conflict, but piss him off and he'll totally kick your ass... and probably feel kind of bad about it later. But Zexion's another one who is a total badass and the fandom has completely screwed up...
Canon Zexion - A totally vindictive and manipulative psychic who basically has the power to control people's minds.
Fandom Zexion - A whiny emo bitch who's more concerned with his razorblade and poetry than anything else.
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So his ways of cheering up L must be... interesting.
Sorry, I don't swing that way
Oh sheesh, I know right? They never have good stuff out there that actually keeps them in character...
I love bipolar Demyx. It's sort of obvious he is with that thing he did with Sora before he... you know, faded. And yeah, people screw up Zexion left and right. He's not emo, damn it! D<
You got it summed up right there. *guru nod*
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I try to keep my fics as in character as possible unless it's specifically a crack fic. Then, OOC-ness is acceptable 
I hate the entire "Demyx Is Weak" thing... just because he's the only Organization member that, without fail, kills me about four times every single time I play Kingdom Hearts II. Didn't have a problem with ANY other fight in that game. Just Demyx. Sure, Vexen was hell in CoM, but I didn't have a good enough deck... I was, like, six levels above Demyx and he was -still- kicking my ass.
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I do love my crack fics, but I prefer fics that keep the characters... in character, you know? (And speaking of crackfics, you should read Those Lacking Spines on ff.net. Very funny.) I keep forgetting to check out her stuff. I really need to!
Demyx is freaking killer, man! I blame the sitar. No one can have an instrument that kickass without being kickass themselves. And it's not so much "Demyx is Weak", and while there is alot of it, it's moreso "Demyx is a spineless wuss".
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I still maintain that Demyx is a peacemaker... I can totally see him intervening in fights between, say, Xigbar and Xaldin, calming them down before they kill each other. Demyx was probably the reason that none of the Organization murdered each other before Castle Oblivion
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I'll check it out
Ah, true. He probably is a peacemaker... but he's not a weak little wuss. Xigbar and Xaldin need to calm down and go make out somewhere >:U
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Obie-kaybie :3
Mmm, Xigbar and Xaldin makeout tiem... There's another dominance fight/violence pairing I'm rather fond of. I can't see the two of them being all cuddly and lovey with each other Oo;
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Nope! It'd probably be a battle of who has the most balls or something like that.
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"Duf glub melushka," L said, as Mello and Matt nodded in agreement.
Rofls. xD
Onetime, in real life, I put a toaster pastry in the toaster and put it on MEDIUM setting and it caught on fire. =x
Luckily, wood furniture is not arranged all about my house, so my house didn't burn down.
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Yep. Only in Sims Land can you make a house consisting of nothing but wood chairs and fireplaces and have everyone say, "Yeah, that's a great idea!"
...which makes me think of this -> [link] <- which is totally me when I play The Sims ._.;;
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I've only deliberately set a house on fire once.. I care too much about my fake peoples. xD
Oh geez, that comic made me rofl. xD
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I have never deliberately set a house on fire, but I've had, like, four burn down Oo; Maybe I just buy the CDs with the hidden 'Stupid Sim' pack on it, where every Sim I make is a moron >>;
I -love- VG Cats. One of the few webcomics I actually like xD;
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"Wanted them to stop cooking microwavable stuff in the oven lest they SET SOMETHING ON FIRE!And it promptly proved how combustible microwaves are."
Backfired.xDDD
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It was SO ironic. I couldn't believe it. I was like, "There. Now they won't set the oven on fi- oh, hell. L!!!"
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xD
Oh Dear.(OH MY GAWD!YOU RYMED!!lol)
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Lawl(iet). Didn't mean to.
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xD
Really?I think you did!*pokes you*Ne?Ne(ar)?
(Two can play that game!Though you win for surprise,lol.)
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xD I -always- win. Ten points for me.
What sort of points? I'm really not sure Oo;
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I once made sims of some OCs of mine. In the group of about six, there was a pair named Selene and Eli. Selene was pregnant with their first child, and Eli, being the romantic soul that he is, took her outside to gaze at the stars. I look away for one second to see if Delilah and Aaron were getting it on yet when tragedy struck.
I return to Eli and Selene not to find them happily cuddling under the bejeweled night sky, but Selene having a freak attack and the SMOLDERING WRECKAGE OF A SATELLITE sitting where Eli had once been. Freakin' kid you not. Satellite crashed out of the black heavens and landed smack dab on Selene's baby daddy.
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....how in the WORLD does that happen?!
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW. It was MADNESS. Then once their baby was born, Eli came back in ghost form and showed up in the middle of the baby's bedroom.
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omg, that is so freaky. O_O
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Bwahahaha, I need to know where you get your Death Note sims from D:
Lolol, is it just me, or does Light look...slightly...pregnant?
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xD I got them at [link] , but I couldn't find anyone except L, Light, Mello, Matt, Near, and Misa. There's also a freaking scary Ryuk, but I didn't download him because he frightened me Oo;
Just you, sadly ><; L and Light's last date didn't go terribly well ._. But! Whenever they greet each other, they kiss, so that made me happy xD I plan to get Light pregnant ASAP.
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Bwahaha XD
Thank you 8D
Awwwwwh...D;
Cool! So cute *3*
YAAY
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I think thats his arm. xD
IS IT L'S!?
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Bwahahaha, I see XD
Liek, totally! 8D
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OH MY GAWD!!
PLOT TWIST!(my incredibly overused line lol)
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Rofl that is perfect 
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You must! You must! It is the most ADDICTING game on the planet! Or one of them! I started playing back in 2000, and suddenly had a kick of MUST PLAY AGAIN.
It's like... of all the people to set a microwave on fire... it had to be L. It just -had- to be ._.
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