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Published: 2005-11-28 15:59:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 1843; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 138
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This was done out of boredom and the fact that I havenΒ΄t done any vector-stuff in ages...Related content
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wish we had air stewardesses like these... only.. what would we eat? M&Ms?
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fudge...and, yeah, m&mΒ΄s!!! and to quench our thirst some root beer!
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i would like to have been a real "stewardess" in a previous life!
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thank you 
stewardesses nowadays are really ugly i think, at least their uniforms are. i would like to have designed stewardesssss-uniforms in my previous life. i should have called it "Angels in the Sky"!
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well it worked! they look fantastic! and the straight boys seem to like the asses a lot!
you should design "flight attendant" uniforms now! unisex! for the girl and the "boy" attendant!
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jeez, yeah! whatΒ΄s up with that booty-fixation!??
in a unisex-uniform i would wanna give them a hat, like a big white rugby-ball on their head of some kind of plush material! with a rim fastening it under the chin. that would look great on both girls and "boys", i think!?!
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boys like big rump i guess!
that sounds great! they should wear form fitting unitards too! and roller skates!
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unitards!? is that like leotards??? good idea with the rollerskates, that would offer some entertainment as well!
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yes a one piece skin tight body suit! they could play 'good times' by chic and roller boogie as they pass around dinner and snacks!
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and hand out moist, scented towelettes! oh, happy days!!!
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for wiping the bottom! there's a new product here, i just saw an ad for it. it's moist towelette ass wipes! for after you shit!
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NO way!??? how disgusting! iΒ΄d rather bring back the bidet (people would engage much more in oral-sex, if we brought back the bidet!)!!!
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i've always wanted a bidet! wherever i'm working, i pester the manager for a bidet in the bathroom!
isn't it disgusting? i had to rub my eyes and make sure it wasn't a joke! i'll have to find out the name of them so you can gaze on american excess!
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do you have a bidet in your house?
they were really popular in the 70Β΄s and 80Β΄s in denmark, only people didnΒ΄t know what to do with them, so they just put plants in them!
iΒ΄m dying to see those ass-wipes......
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no but i wish i did! so did you have a bidet in the 70s + 80s? did you plant plants in it???
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"sewer and septic safe" 
no, we didnΒ΄t have one, because our house was build in the late 1800Β΄s. the houses built in the 70Β΄s and 80Β΄s (especially the 70Β΄s!) usually have one. i remember they had one in my cousins house (they were such dull people....), they put plants in it, maybe my cousins used it as a barbie-pool, as well!
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it'd be like wiping yr ass with one of those wet-naps they give you on airplanes after a meal! if santa brings me those, i'll skewer him!
i'd trade a bidet for a house like that! but actually the house i live in now was built at around 1900. so i'll take both please! planter bidets are rather plain! dull dull dull!
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"how do you like my new butt-fragrance, dahling? itΒ΄s lavender!"
maybe santa brings you a bidet,- iΒ΄ll keep my fingers crossed! if i had the money i would send you one myself!!!
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"i'm using ass musk-wipe!"
i hope santa that bitch finally brings me the bidet of my dreams...
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"hmmmmm....musk! itΒ΄s so animalistic!"
damn it, you SHOULD get a bidet! iΒ΄ll write him a letter right NOW...
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"sniff snort snort sniff!"
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thanks so much b66
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I like tis a lot. I think the blonde is smuggling a rugby ball on her purse
And again, the plane reminds me of a toy from my childhood.
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..and i wonder what them others are smuggling
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Mhhh. the redhead is smuggling a bowling ball, and the black lady has 1 Kg ice cream on her purse.
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Brilliant, brilliant stuff - true retro, cartoon, joy! yummy.
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thank you muchly
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This is hillariuos..! The design of the whole thing.. The way-too-fat-to-be-aerodynamic-plane and the somewhat misshapen ladies who somehow still is some sexy stewardesses... Awsome..!
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thank u, monsjΓΈ!
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Det ingen problem, m'damme..
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those shoes are secret weapons. helps them keep the men at bay, i guess!!!
thanks bridie
(iΒ΄m sending your wee painting tomorrow!)
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yup! iΒ΄m a bit nervous sending it it you, in case itΒ΄s too ugly!
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jeez, you've seen the shit I churn out, I am a connoisseur of ugly! 
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those gals sure have some healthy bootys. a spanish fellow like me appreciates it.
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theyΒ΄re healthy gals, through and through
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those girls got hella butt...just look at the shading
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yup, thereΒ΄s meat on these women!
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i am a big fan of beehive booty, so of course i love this. the colours and style really comeplement the absurdity of it all. you could make a strip with them as main characters. call it "coffee, tea or me?"
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fantastic title
(iΒ΄m fascinated by booty as well, probably because my own is non-existing)
thanks, rhoddy!
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yeah. . just whip one of these off .. jsut for kicks. .
great illustration. you've got "umpff!"
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better to have "umpff!" than "hmmrpff!".
thank you
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What a great plane! Really lovely ladies too. Very nicely done.
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