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ShortieBat — What To Do At a Rare Moment?
Published: 2010-07-25 04:13:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 5686; Favourites: 207; Downloads: 41
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Well what would you do if you came across a sleeping Malik drooling all over his maps?Related content
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doodle something on the map as payback for everytime he never looks at me when im talking to him -__-
head out of the map Malik.... Head out of the map....
XD
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I would try my best to get the map out of danger (and probably epicly fail, thus making Malik mad the next day), and put a blanket over him. xD
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i would...take him to bed then put a blanket on him :3 then i would rape him
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I would watch him in his sleep and swoon like the fangirl I am!
Sleeping Malik is very cute, I love it!
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lol i would slap the back of his head and say "WAKE UP U LAZY BITCH! UR DROOLING EVERYWHERE! XD.......but i think if i did that, he would probely kill meh, so for now i would just stick to helping him go to his bed and say goodnight
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I wud take him to bed and kiss his cheak "goodnight" before I wud leave a note saying "dont work too hard. I'll talk to you tomorow. safty and peace Lady Darkness" then leave with a smile on my lips, going to find Altair and be with him alittel.
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I would very gently lift him up and then sit down on the chair and place him on my lap.... And remove his pants. but I'll keep mine on so that when he wakes up he'd be totally confused and mortified >3
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Wipe out his drool before his precious map ruined.
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or else he'll take out all of his almighty fury on you, novice.
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I'd be the little voice in Altair's head:
"Okay, before you do anything else move the map. He'll be pissed if that thing get's smeared.... now go raid the bookshelves!! I want those books!!"
"Books, really? Of all the things in this place..."
"don't worry, we can raid the weapons next, NOW MOVE IT!!"
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Do you really want to know?...in that case...
Asiyah stood over the sleeping figure of Malik. Placing a blanket about his shoulders, she gently brushed the black locks of hair from his eyes. "Sleep well, my love", she whispered as she bent and kissed his cheek. Being careful not to wake him, she silently left the room.
Guess who needs a life?
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Thanks. I'm writing some fanfics, and Asiyah's my OC.
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Get him a blanket and tip-toe away, of course! XD Unfortunately, I'm too nice to play a prank on Malik while he's sleeping. That's Altair's job.
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A variety of things-
-Draw on his maps, then blame it on Altair
-Draw AltMal yaoi scene, very graphic and make Malik uke. Blame it on Altair.
-Cut off his other arm. Blame it on Altair.
-Kiss his cheek, if he wakes up blame it on Altair.
-Burn maps, blame it on Altair.
-COMPLETELY strip him of his clothing and sit there until he wakes up. Take the blame. Hopefully, Malik does what I want him to do, which is not gut me, flay me, and wear my skin as a winterjacket. Not in that particular order.
-Draw on his face. Blame it on the novices sleeping in the other room.
-Shout "WAKE THE HELL UP AND FINISH YOUR GODDAMNED MAPS". Then blame it on Al "Meme"lim
I hope you enjoyed this list of what to do if you see Malik asleep and drooling on his maps. Take this advice with you to parties. Use ALL. THE. TIME.
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Pfffffft... Lolololol 
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I would cover him up give him a kiss and say Night night sleep tight
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Just seems like a good thing to do for Malik since he works hard. Maybe get him a pillow so he drools over the pillow and not his maps.
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Dye his hair neon pink and say it was Altair, then watchto see what happens!
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i woud sooo draw on Maliks face!
or i woud just hug him...
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yea it woud be soo funny if malik woud wake up with a face full of drawings
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kawaii
Kawaii
KAWAIIIII~~~
I'd carry him to his bed and watch him sleep all night. ;w;
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YES Lolol! 
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I would poke him repedetly in the forhead
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That's a good question....well.... (In Altair's perspective) I think Malik is really hot when he's pissed off, so I'd probably get a cup of water and put his hand in the water and he would awaken with a very wet feeling or I would just molest him in his sleep
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I think he's hot when he's angry too
hahahaha! Does the hand in the cup of water trick really work? I really need to try that on someone sometime
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LOLZ! It does actually! My friend and I were thinking it may not work, and it doesn't, if the person moves in their sleep -__-; We did it to our friend Marlon cause he stays in one spot every night. And he wet himself XDDDDD We blamed it on his little brother so we were safe
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