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Published: 2015-03-14 07:41:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 23916; Favourites: 495; Downloads: 0
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Based off a thing Shrineheart said in a skype call about how Garnet is the equivalent of two people in a trenchcoat.Related content
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They are so cute, I hope this disguise works.
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"Two lesbians in an overcoat trying to sneak into an R-rated movie..."
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i don't know why, but it reminds me of calvin and hobbes. LOL
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when they disguised themselves into a video store just to rent aΒ horror movie.Β
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Ruby, you've been looking rather tall lately. I bet that will keep Steven on the wrong track since the gay squad (?) is rather short
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reminds me of calvin and hobbes for some reason.
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oh my god i thought of this a while ago and meant to draw it with the caption 'su au where everything is the same except garnet is just ruby and sapphire in a trenchcoat' goddammit
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YA, RUBY SHOULD BE ON TOP, DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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exactly! they forgot the fake moustacheΒ
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Me when I was small and trying to get into an R rated movie
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Steven: Oh, Hi Garnet! Nice Trenchcoat!
...
Ruby: See? What'd I Tell Ya!?
Sapphire: Of COURSE Steven Fell For It, Ruby, HE'S STEVEN.
Ruby: ... Oh, Right.
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We couldn't have known they would do this...
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Brava! Brava! Bravisime!
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I bet this is what they thought fusion was XD
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And then fuse happend
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I just said that
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are they trying to go to a Pg-13/R rated movie? lol
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You made me think back to the Gravity Falls episode "Irrational Treasure". On a news article it says that Thomas Jefferson was actually two kids on each other's shoulders. Lol.
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Pffft... What? XD
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What are they trying to sneak into exactly? And don't worry Sapphire, this'll totally work! X3 I love these two little space rocks so much, very nicely done and really funny.
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Maybe they're sneaking into a movie or they're trying to sneak into an event hosted by Mayor Dewey and Ruby is making raspberry or "mouth fart" noises (with her hands) while he's doing a speech and Sapphire is trying to refrain from laughing....
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That would be cute, but I feel like the movie scenario would be more likely. IDK, both cases would be adorable. though
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True that... I think the movies would be the first choice... Followed by messing with Mayor Dewey during his speech afterwards...
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Oh, gosh yes! That'd be a perfect way for them to spend their time unfused.
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Yep...my that should really happen at some point.
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It has to, I agree.
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Hmm...what are we thinking about exactly? XD
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I don't know.
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