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DrugLordIquana [2017-04-12 19:39:03 +0000 UTC]
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. From explosions to Green frog puppets.
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Sikojensika In reply to DrugLordIquana [2017-04-14 22:13:01 +0000 UTC]
No matter how your mutation went the yeast you spawn is always golden!
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Sikojensika In reply to Whetsit-Tuya [2017-04-07 18:20:43 +0000 UTC]
Can you also detect boners and not just give them?
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Whetsit-Tuya In reply to Sikojensika [2017-04-07 21:58:17 +0000 UTC]
His head is a boner
I have a lezdar, but it only beeps when I walk past a woman with a really short mohawk, I went to San Francisco and as soon as I walked out of the plane the lezdar sploded
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Sikojensika In reply to Whetsit-Tuya [2017-04-09 11:13:21 +0000 UTC]
What were the odds that happening.... 100%... that's the right answer... 100%...
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Sikojensika In reply to Whetsit-Tuya [2017-04-10 14:17:32 +0000 UTC]
666% pure luck (not satanic rituals needed)
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Sikojensika In reply to asscream489 [2016-09-30 22:27:12 +0000 UTC]
But I thought it was a rake!
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Sikojensika In reply to CactusPubes [2016-09-30 22:28:04 +0000 UTC]
Frog
Frog is for hallucinations!
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CactusPubes In reply to Sikojensika [2016-10-04 19:10:36 +0000 UTC]
Hallucinations
Hallucinations are for small thermonuclear devices
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Sikojensika In reply to CactusPubes [2016-10-06 10:23:35 +0000 UTC]
Do you ever gaze upon a frogs eyes and ask yourself...
... how the fuck is that thing alive?
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vtheawesoeme In reply to asscream489 [2016-09-30 22:50:32 +0000 UTC]
Cock isn't for frogs, cuckoldry is for frogs.
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vtheawesoeme In reply to SkoomaDen [2016-09-30 22:49:39 +0000 UTC]
That'd Garret to you, heathen!
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SkoomaDen In reply to vtheawesoeme [2016-10-02 23:49:39 +0000 UTC]
is that his mentally challenged brother
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vtheawesoeme In reply to SkoomaDen [2016-10-03 00:07:26 +0000 UTC]
No, Karambit (or whatever it's called) is a ripoffade by that hack Jim Cary.
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SkoomaDen In reply to vtheawesoeme [2016-10-03 08:12:01 +0000 UTC]
Nothing good has ever come from Jim Carry, that's why his ex girlfriend killed herself
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Sikojensika In reply to SkoomaDen [2016-09-27 10:47:09 +0000 UTC]
When you pet it and listen carefully you can hear the symphony of destruction!
TTTTTHANK YOU!
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Sikojensika In reply to vtheawesoeme [2016-09-25 21:51:19 +0000 UTC]
No... *come too close*
*touches your lips*
You are.... you are...
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vtheawesoeme In reply to Sikojensika [2016-09-25 21:51:53 +0000 UTC]
*reaches into your back pocket and steals your wallet*
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Sikojensika In reply to vtheawesoeme [2016-09-30 22:35:04 +0000 UTC]
wow stay away from my pokemon cards!!
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vtheawesoeme In reply to Sikojensika [2016-09-30 22:48:51 +0000 UTC]
B-but how else am I supposed to get mew two?
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Sikojensika In reply to vtheawesoeme [2016-10-01 09:50:52 +0000 UTC]
You have to do it yourself, you need to earn money to buy booster packs until you get one, it's the only way to WIN!
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