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Published: 2016-09-25 21:25:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 1285; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 4
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DrugLordIquana [2017-04-12 19:39:03 +0000 UTC]

     Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. From explosions to Green frog puppets. 

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Sikojensika In reply to DrugLordIquana [2017-04-14 22:13:01 +0000 UTC]

No matter how your mutation went the yeast you spawn is always golden!

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DrugLordIquana In reply to Sikojensika [2017-04-18 01:54:13 +0000 UTC]

ALWAYS   

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Sikojensika In reply to DrugLordIquana [2017-04-18 10:47:39 +0000 UTC]

ultra light

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Whetsit-Tuya [2017-04-06 23:35:26 +0000 UTC]

He has a boner and you don't even realize it

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Sikojensika In reply to Whetsit-Tuya [2017-04-07 18:20:43 +0000 UTC]

Can you also detect boners and not just give them?

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Whetsit-Tuya In reply to Sikojensika [2017-04-07 21:58:17 +0000 UTC]

His head is a boner
I have a lezdar, but it only beeps when I walk past a woman with a really short mohawk, I went to San Francisco and as soon as I walked out of the plane the lezdar sploded

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Sikojensika In reply to Whetsit-Tuya [2017-04-09 11:13:21 +0000 UTC]

What were the odds that happening.... 100%... that's the right answer... 100%...

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Whetsit-Tuya In reply to Sikojensika [2017-04-09 20:51:30 +0000 UTC]

Rong, 169%

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Sikojensika In reply to Whetsit-Tuya [2017-04-10 14:17:32 +0000 UTC]

666% pure luck (not satanic rituals needed)

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Whetsit-Tuya In reply to Sikojensika [2017-04-10 19:23:08 +0000 UTC]

9666%

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Charmilious [2016-10-01 21:33:52 +0000 UTC]

kermit and pepe's child

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Sikojensika In reply to Charmilious [2016-10-02 21:04:40 +0000 UTC]

Best genes, I tell you!

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asscream489 [2016-09-28 01:12:03 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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Sikojensika In reply to asscream489 [2016-09-30 22:27:12 +0000 UTC]

But I thought it was a rake!

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CactusPubes [2016-09-27 17:49:54 +0000 UTC]

War


War is for frogs 

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Sikojensika In reply to CactusPubes [2016-09-30 22:28:04 +0000 UTC]

Frog

Frog is for hallucinations! 

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CactusPubes In reply to Sikojensika [2016-10-04 19:10:36 +0000 UTC]

Hallucinations

Hallucinations are for small thermonuclear devices 

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Sikojensika In reply to CactusPubes [2016-10-06 10:23:35 +0000 UTC]

Do you ever gaze upon a frogs eyes and ask yourself...

... how the fuck is that thing alive?

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asscream489 In reply to CactusPubes [2016-09-28 06:55:54 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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vtheawesoeme In reply to asscream489 [2016-09-30 22:50:32 +0000 UTC]

Cock isn't for frogs, cuckoldry is for frogs.

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CactusPubes In reply to asscream489 [2016-09-29 21:52:58 +0000 UTC]

Justkonythings 

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SkoomaDen [2016-09-27 05:26:06 +0000 UTC]

that texture on ker-ker's face is beautiful 

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vtheawesoeme In reply to SkoomaDen [2016-09-30 22:49:39 +0000 UTC]

That'd Garret to you, heathen!

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SkoomaDen In reply to vtheawesoeme [2016-10-02 23:49:39 +0000 UTC]

is that his mentally challenged brother 

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vtheawesoeme In reply to SkoomaDen [2016-10-03 00:07:26 +0000 UTC]

No, Karambit (or whatever it's called) is a ripoffade by that hack Jim Cary.

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SkoomaDen In reply to vtheawesoeme [2016-10-03 08:12:01 +0000 UTC]

Nothing good has ever come from Jim Carry, that's why his ex girlfriend killed herself

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vtheawesoeme In reply to SkoomaDen [2016-10-03 13:14:27 +0000 UTC]

Exactly!

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Sikojensika In reply to SkoomaDen [2016-09-27 10:47:09 +0000 UTC]

When you pet it and listen carefully you can hear the symphony of destruction!

TTTTTHANK YOU!

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UrABoob [2016-09-25 21:56:52 +0000 UTC]

THis is so beautifil

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Sikojensika In reply to UrABoob [2016-09-26 19:09:30 +0000 UTC]

hankk ouy!

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vtheawesoeme [2016-09-25 21:25:41 +0000 UTC]

Holy shit it's beautiful

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Sikojensika In reply to vtheawesoeme [2016-09-25 21:51:19 +0000 UTC]

No... *come too close*

*touches your lips*

You are.... you are...

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vtheawesoeme In reply to Sikojensika [2016-09-25 21:51:53 +0000 UTC]

*reaches into your back pocket and steals your wallet*

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Sikojensika In reply to vtheawesoeme [2016-09-30 22:35:04 +0000 UTC]

wow stay away from my pokemon cards!!

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vtheawesoeme In reply to Sikojensika [2016-09-30 22:48:51 +0000 UTC]

B-but how else am I supposed to get mew two?

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Sikojensika In reply to vtheawesoeme [2016-10-01 09:50:52 +0000 UTC]

You have to do it yourself, you need to earn money to buy booster packs until you get one, it's the only way to WIN!

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