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Published: 2007-01-05 04:08:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 3731; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 6
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Description Looking back on this....I've never been so ashamed of myself...
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Shahrezad In reply to ??? [2007-01-06 02:24:42 +0000 UTC]

Aye... no PRON needed.. yes I mis-spelled it.. on purpose.. I try to keep my account fanily friendly but it's kind hard when Dante has a bloodlust and Vergil likes to kill things.. heh |D murderous psychopath.. *twirls pencil around* That's it .... Vergil and Lady pic in the system!

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 02:39:39 +0000 UTC]

hehehehe yesh good lady and vergil both need something TAT

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 02:55:15 +0000 UTC]

*-*/ But goodness it's so hard for me to draw them together now-a-days. ~_~ Especially Vergil... frickin' spikey hair is such a pain to illustrate. |D~ Maybe I should just draw something regarding the Herbal Essences... heheh...

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 03:54:00 +0000 UTC]

yes yes YES!!!!!

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 04:06:39 +0000 UTC]

*faceplant* no no NO!
Lady: "YES YES YEEESSSS!!!"
Vergil: 0_0;; "Please stop that."
Lady: *continues, and struts her stuff*
Vergil: *passes out from nosebleed*
Dante: D: "What's going on?"
Lady: *shows him the bottle*
Dabte: *ou the door* "I'M LEAVING."

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 04:08:05 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 04:12:50 +0000 UTC]

True story.. Even worse.. yesterday I went to brush upa dn BOOM there was a bottle of Herbal Essences starng back at me.. I was all ~shifty eyes~
Me: "YES YES YESSSS, OH THIS CONDITIONER IS SO ORGASMIC!"
Editor friend Darian: "The hell?"
Eric: "She got into the bottle!"
Me: |D "OH YES!"
Darian: *faceplants*
Eric: "Hey man YOU bought it!"

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 04:46:05 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahahahaha i actually am looking at a bottle of it right now

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 04:52:12 +0000 UTC]

GAWD! What color? The bottle I have is pink.. heheh... boy did that send the guys on the edge!

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 04:53:05 +0000 UTC]

mines purple

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 05:13:54 +0000 UTC]

Purple.. I wonder what scent that one is.. lavender? I know mines like wild cherry or something like that...

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 05:21:21 +0000 UTC]

mines tea berry

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 05:25:08 +0000 UTC]

Ooooh I gotta try that... and moan while I try it.. if it really DOES have tea in it I know I'll be thirsty afterwards..for two reasons!

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 05:26:01 +0000 UTC]

ooo it smells so good, i get made fun of for smelling my own hair at school

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 05:27:58 +0000 UTC]

Tell them it's the Herbal Essences.. I randomly do that and my guy friends will just stare at me...
Me: *sniff* "Smells purdy-licious."
Darian: D: "You're wierd.."
Eric: |D "I wanna smell.."
Me: XP

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 05:32:40 +0000 UTC]

heheheheheh i like these guys you hang out with

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 05:37:25 +0000 UTC]

They are total freaks! Well.. except Darian.. he's very professional.. it's just Eric who says the dumb stuff. I love them! Man they found out about me going to the con in April and they freaked out!
Eric: D: "Whaddya MEAN you get to meet Reuben and Dan?!!!"
Me: X3 "And Johnnoy Young Bosch! Don't forget him!"
Darian: >_>; ".......... are you going to get us anything?"
Me: *wiggles* "Nope!"
Darian and Eric: D: "YOU ARE SO CRUEL!"
Me: "I know.."
Eric: "See man.. this is the kinda girl I want."
Darian: *faceplant* "OH SHUT UP!"

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 05:39:48 +0000 UTC]

awwww cute i like eric X )

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 05:47:06 +0000 UTC]

Me too! He's like the more exuberent member of my little circle, always gaming and pestering me. Here's a VERY good example of him pestering me...
Me: *playing DMC3 SE* "Dangit! DIE NEVAN!"
Eric: *watching behind me* "Oooh, do you have Trickster equipped?"
Me: *pissed off* "No Eric, I have Gunslinger.."
Eric: *0* "OH! Easy then.. walk up, O, O, Triangle and then switch to spiral and O."
Me: 0_0********* "I DIED."
Eric: "RESTART!"
Me: *flings a pillow at him* "You distracted me!"
Eric: *runs out the door* "ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR!"

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 05:49:10 +0000 UTC]

awwww what a cutey........he sounds like fun even when he's being a bother * had trouble with nevan to *

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 05:51:56 +0000 UTC]

Yes, that he is.. we hang out a lot since he helps me draw backgrounds for my doujins. cute and talented! Oh man, try fighting Nevan only using Vergil in DMD mode.. died more time than I can count...

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 05:57:43 +0000 UTC]

oh geezus that women really scares me, i fear her hug attack of sexy doom it makes me cry i end up making dante look like a retarded flea hoping about her opera room and screaming " NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!"

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 06:01:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh man I know! But since I use Vergil.. and he can't double jump I trick up everywhere! But dude... let him get caught for a minute.. I noticed he wraps one hand around Nevan's waist! Him and Dante do that! I was all... >_>** you manhos she'll flippin' kill you let go! I just DT and get away from her ASAP.

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 06:04:26 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHA I NEVER NOTICED THAT!!!!

those bitches hugging that silly bat skank

* is totally loving it*

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 06:09:01 +0000 UTC]

Neither did I! Then Eric was all:
Eric: "Hey you should tape it next time and watch it in slow mo, watch his hand."
Me: *stares* "How did you KNOW that?"
Eric: "I was taping for a GMV."
Me: "Oh."

They like the bat skank! The screen goes all pinkish and you can see Nevan is TOTALLY enjoying it! |D Lucky bitch... You have to keep your eye on Dante/Vergil's hand when that happens.. pervs..

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 06:10:51 +0000 UTC]

i am sooooo taping it when i fight her now

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 06:15:14 +0000 UTC]

When you see it tell me what you think.. 'cuz the first thing to hit my mind was, "Oh my GOD! He's actually ENJOYING this!... and.. is that MOANING I'M HEARING??!!! BAD DANTE!"

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 06:16:40 +0000 UTC]

hahaha it IS moaning.........maybe bad maybe good or maybe even both , but definatly moaning hehehe dante you slut

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 06:23:21 +0000 UTC]

Dante you little ho! He's actually moaning.. and so was Vergil..hos! Oh man I was playing that part and the radio started playing this one song by Pepper called Dirty Hot Sex.. I nearly fell off my bed laughing my ass off!! It works SO well when Nevan catches either brother! Just.. gawd.. listen to that and play the clip!

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 06:29:39 +0000 UTC]

oh fo sho i will dammit XD

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 06:36:40 +0000 UTC]

I just got it off Limewire! When the guy mentions his dad I laughed so bad! The uncanny-ness in there is a classic!

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 06:50:02 +0000 UTC]

heeeheh i'll bet dangit

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 06:57:16 +0000 UTC]

He was all, "why'd you have to sleep with my dad?" "I may not be your thing well sorry Ms. but I'm only 19!" Dang Dante!

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 07:04:44 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahahahaahhahaha thats just silly

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 07:14:40 +0000 UTC]

But oh so true... I swear I can see Dante doing karoake to that and Vergil will be all, "I don't know you... in fact I don't think I EVER knew you.." *walks away*

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 07:38:06 +0000 UTC]

heh yeah i think vergil's on the edge of denying his relations wit hdante anyway and that'd just set him over that edge X3

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 07:43:56 +0000 UTC]

Exactly! If it were me though I'd be all, "Dante you sicko!" *whack/slap* Oh what a dysfunctional famly they are.

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 07:52:06 +0000 UTC]

yah they are pretty much a clan of crazies

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 07:56:28 +0000 UTC]

No wonder that don't get along.. man it's got me wondering about DMC4 again!

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-06 08:06:35 +0000 UTC]

yeah i fear that thing, but i must play it

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-06 08:09:59 +0000 UTC]

You're in the states right? US? October 1st then...... unless Capcom feels like postponing it which they did with DMC3. It was supposed to come out in December but then they bunked it out in April... ~_~;; I bet they'll do the same with DMC4.

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-07 00:07:43 +0000 UTC]

awww i don't want to wait that long TAT

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-07 00:49:25 +0000 UTC]

Ain't NO BODY want to wait THAT long for it! ~_~ The guys at my local Gamestop know me, they know I hate it when games get pushed back. But I'm sure to reserve it, last time I reserved DMC3 with them I got a cool wallscroll with Dante posing. POSER!

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-07 06:19:44 +0000 UTC]

hahahahaha dante that loon your lucky you have a job right? .....i'm still in friggen high school i get no allowence i am the poorest kid i know TAT

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-07 06:32:51 +0000 UTC]

Heh, I'm not quite THAT employed but I am a professional slacker! I'm a poor college student living off the DMC hypes...

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-07 06:38:17 +0000 UTC]

hahahah i feel bad we're both poor ass who dig the Vergi............maybe poor chicks dig the rich looking sex god which is Vergil?

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-07 06:43:31 +0000 UTC]

Exactly! Together we are the poor chicks who dig the Vergil sex god. Is it me or is his voice teh smexorz? *faceplant laughing ass off*

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-07 06:47:37 +0000 UTC]

hahahah hell yeah he's voice is hot...........i bet he made his money as a guy who did phone sex when he was younger

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Shahrezad In reply to Simple-shadow [2007-01-07 06:48:55 +0000 UTC]

|D~~ I knew it. Oh gawd! If that were the case back then... me~ow! So naughty Mr. Southworth!

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Simple-shadow In reply to Shahrezad [2007-01-07 06:56:16 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahahahahaaaha * can't breath to funny*

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