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Published: 2007-01-05 04:08:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 3731; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 6
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i would do my best to try to work where he works..........you know they have both sexes doing those calls in the same room so they can secretly laugh at the people*
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hahahahahahahha but just imagining Vergil having to take part in perverted peoples voice fantasies * snorts* i could die laughing
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It could possibly ruin his reputation as being a walking talking ripass character once one hears this stuff. But oh I would pay money to see something like that.. kinda makes you whose on the other line....
Vergil: "LADY?!"
Lady:
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hahahahah i could see her tricking him into a full on sex convo and then saying " having fun Vergil?" he'd die , he'd die and burn he would never live with himself after that XD
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He'd attempt to kill himself but being a son of Sparda ensures never dying. Oh man.. what if Dante found out?! Oooooohh and I thought the final battle was bad..
Lady: "Was it good for you as it was for me... Vergil?"
Vergil: @___@ "OH GOD!" *picks up Yamato and does a Sepku but lives* "DAMN IT!"
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hahahahhahaha that's sad but funny
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Me: *eating popcorn* "HA! Can't kill yourself now can you?!!"
Vergil: -_-***
Dante: D< "Hey man you've been messin' around with my chick!"
Vergil: *saunters away to drop himself into hell*
I just got a thought...... what if he was making those calls FROM Hell?
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hahahahahahahahahah mundus would give him a hard time and paint his toe nails
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Oh gawd! Vergil won't stand for that but Mundus might! Oh it would HELL indeed!
Mundus: "Paint my nails son of Sparda!"
Vergil: "Hell NAW!"
Mundus: "Do it.. or else..." *snaps fingers*
Muffikins: "Man... just paint his nails!"
Vergil: 0_0;;; "Oh what in the nine Hells is this?"
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hahah
Crumples: " I'll do it!!!!" * takes out pink nail polish* .................heh
XD
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Muffikins: >_>; "Uh D00D.... you're painting our master's toes PINK?!"
Vergil: -_-; *walks away boredly*
Muffikins: ^^ "Lovely! I shall call over Georgio Armani! One of the best Sloth groomers around!"
Vergil: 0_0;;;;;;
Mundus: "Yeeeeessssss you do that Muffikins.."
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Crumples: geeee master has such pretty toes *has an alterior motive*
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Muffikins: *cocks a brow, if possible and whispers to Crumples* "What are you scheming?"
Mundus: "I have such wonderous toes!"
Vergil: ~to himself~ 'and an ego the size of temen-ni-gru.'
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Crumples:* rips off the pinky* RUN DOOD I GOT THE TOE!!!! * runs away*
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Muffikins: 0_0 "D00D OMG WTF???!!!!" *runs*
Vergil: *staring wide eyed* "How can two.... morons.... do such a thing to the Price of Darkness and even have a HOPE of escaping?!"
Muffikins: "The toe?! He's a frickin' statue!" *almost trips over his cloak*
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Crumples: I AM ALL POWERFUL !!! NYAHAHAHAHAHH *trips get back up* HAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Muffikins: "Good lord! Now what??!!!" *trips and glares at his attire* "I hate the underworld's fashion sense... robes and stuffies.."
Lust: *walks by*
Muffikins: |D~~~ "Sup baby you lookin' miht fine this evening how about we.. heh.."
Lust: *glares*
Muffikins: ~_~; "Maybe not.... I want some muffins... and pumpkins.. FOR I AM TEH MUFFIKINS!"
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Crumples: * sweatdrops and stops running*"......................good god man your a dork!!!!!!"
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Muffikins: *scratches the back of his head* "I knuuuuuu! Chicks dig it.."
~A group of Lusts walks by~
Muffikins: *wolf whistles* "Hey babehs! Who wants to get with the Muff eh?!"
Lusts: *cackle and walk off*
Muffikins: *hangs head* "Darn... I can't seem to get chicks down here." *heart above head breaks and he pokes it* "Eh? A heart? I don't have one..."
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Crumples:".............dood human chicks!!!!"*stashes mundus toe * " human chick dig demons, let head to the human world and get laid big time * high five*
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Muffikins: "SWEETNESS! But uh... how the .. pardon the pun but uh, how the HELL do we get out of here and get to the human world?"
~stare.. tumbleweed passes by and he turns to Vergil~
Muffikins: "Ah yes the son of Sparda..."
Vergil: "Leave me out of this you bufoon."
Muffikins: *snatches away the Yamato and holds it up* "Open blueberry pie and rum I wanna see some damn human sun.. and babes.. and stuffies.. OPEN TEH DOORZ N00B T00Bs!!!!!"
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Crumples: * blinks* " THAT'S AWESOME TAKE AWAY SOMETHING ELSE HE OWNS!!!!!..................Dood wait.............i got the toe man i can open the door " * nods and smiles* " i kick sooo much ass fo sho" XD
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Muffikins: 
Vergil: "Return it to me!"
Muffikins: *saunters over* "Here man.. sorry about that.." *hands it over with a laugh.. walks away with the amulet* "D00D!"
Vergil: *impales Muffikins*
Muffikins: *o* "LOOK MA! I'M IMPALED!"
~..........tumbleweed.........~
Muffikins: "Dude open the gate with dark dudes toe!"
Vergil: *watching boredly*
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Crumples: * cackles* " dood.........dood.....................Blue Dood..........hahahahahah.......impale me too hahahahahahahaha" * falls on the ground laughing*
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Vergil: *cocks a brow* "What is so amusing you freaks?"
Muffikins: "BLUE D00D!"
Vergil: *twitches and impales both Muffikins and Crumples with Phantom Blades* "Be gone from my sight you miscreants!"
Muffikins: *walks around cooly with it* "CHICKS DIG SCARS! But uh.. I wonder if they dig impaled d00ds..."
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Crumples: * pokes phantom sword* " pssht Blue dood you suck this does nothing...........i guess the Sparda blood got spiled over the years" * is a quote theif* nyahahahahahahahha * falls down and breaks his face* ouuuwwwwr!!!!
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Vergil: *twitch* "I....will... kill... you...."
Muffikins: *strutting around with the Phantom Bladde still in his gut* "I'm.. too sexy for my bum.. too sexy for my hellish bum... I'm too sexy for my land, New York and Jaaapaaaaaa-... OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!... I need chicks pronto.."
Vergil: *glares* "For Hells you are both quite 'different' then the others I have slain."
Muffikins: *raises a hand* "I'm too good for Viewtiful you son of Sparda.." *snortlaugh* "VIEWITUFUL JOE!!!!!" *rolls around laughing*
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Crumples: *pants* c-cant hahahahhahahahahah breath hahahahah ........................NYAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA * stands suddenly holding up the toe* door i comand ye to open so that we can may go forht and tap that ass!!!!!! XD
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TAP THAT ASS!!!!
Muffikins: *watches the gate open* "OMG I HAVE SEEN THE GAY LIGHT!!!!!!!.... And it is orange.. wait... WTF?!" *pulls out a muffin from his cloak and starts munching away* "Yum.. pumpkin muffin. Yeah bitch, open up... this Pride needs some booty-call time!!!"
Vergil: o_O;;;;;;;;;;
Muffins: *looks to Vergil* "Yo blue d00d.. you comin' or stayin' here? I know this one fine chick I know you wanna tap.. Lady is it?"
Vergil: >_>************
Muffikins: ^^ "Guess blue boys comin'!
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Crumples: " BAD ASS!!! yo Blue Dood, if ya do hook up with that lady chick, record it on video i soooo wanna watch" * does is snarky little "nyahah" laugh and runs to the light*" take me in your bosomy embrace o light !!!! "
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Vergil: "Disgusting.. I thought he was a Sloth.."
Muffikins: "He is... he likes lusty stuff too.. me too.. by the way I have Lady's numba.." *runs towards the light* "TAKE ME TO LOVE PLANET BITCHES!"
Vergil: >_>* "You what?"
Muffikins:
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Crumples: *rolled out the portal onto his face* nyahahahahahahha where's my bitches at!!!!!
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Muffikins: *lands on Vergil's back* "WOOT! Love Planet I'm coming back babeh!"
Vergil: *shicks out the blade of Yamato and slashes Muffikins in half*
Muffikins: *regenerates* "BO~RING."
~girls walk by and wink at him~
Muffikins: 
Girls: "Oh my gawd.. what pretty red eyes you have!"
Muffikins: ^///^ "I know... " *slaps there asses* "TIME TO GET LAID! YO Crumples man where to?! I got me some hos!"
Vergil: 0_0 <-- in a bit of shock at Muffikin's audacity.
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Crumples: * is already making out with 3 women in an ally, waving at Muffkins* mmmrrrlap!!!
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Muffikins: "RIGHT ON MAN!" *starts making out with the two girls without caring whose watching.*
Vergil: *walking away and twitches slightly at the vulgar noises*
Muffikins: "Blue D00D... your babe's at the D's place.. getting sexed up by your twin bro man!" *resumes making out*
Vergil: *Devil Triggers and flies off*
Muffikins: "AND DON'T FORGET THE HERBAL ESSENCES!!"
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Crumples: * almost suffocates from triple make out action *
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Muffikins: *growls and walks away from the girls* "That was hella nice! Yo babeh's you can catch me in Hell later eh?"
Girls: *giggle:
Muffikins: *wiggles brows* "You know you want more later!"
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Crumples : * finally gets released by girls and runs back to Muffkins holding a dirty child* " LOOKIT WHAT I FOUND!!!!!!!!"
Dirt Child: " Nyah?"
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Muffikins: D: "D00D... strays? It's a frickin' human man! How do you plan on raising it?!" *shifty eyes* "I wonder how the Lady's doing.. heheheheh..."
Child: "Oru?"
Muffikins: <_<; "Don't give me that look! Homie G's can't sling with babehs!"
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CRumples: * snuggles the child* " she's mine now yo, babes love a guy with a kid, i'll sooo raise her to be a bad ass demon slayer...........slayer XD and i'll call her ......TEMEN NI GRU!!!!!!!!!!! * rasies the child in the air like simba*
Temen: * blinks* yay Daddy!!!!
Crumples: * weeps* " that's my girl........now we can go see your future mommy.....Hey Dood let's hit Lady's place
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Muffikins: *pauses* "D00D... we ARE demons... she'll kill us... AWESOME!" |D *struts around and kicks a box on the sidewalk* "Oh man.. when I get my hands on that human meat.. WOOT! MY ROCKAFELLA SKANK!" ~tts~ 'Vergil might be there though.. heh.. WICKED!'
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Crumples: * laughs and carries his new kid on his shoulders* " Hell yes Lady and her booty shorts'll be rockin tonight " * struts too*
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Muffikins: *huge feral grin* "Who gets to rock them shorts first homie?" X3 *sees the agency* "Oh shizzle fo nizzle! D man's home and so is teh Blue D00D.. he suckzorz!"
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Crumples : * whines* " nooooo those bastards if they weren't around...huh?................hey Lady's got a twin fetish!!!!!!!!!!!!X3
Temen:*runs to agency* " Blue DooD!!!"
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Muffikins: "I knuuuuuu! I say we have Temen distract them and heh..... yeah babeh! Bring on teh sweet rapin' love!"
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Crumples: * blinks: " hell yeah, we can so get our rocks off while that cute little thang is takin on the sparda bois Woot Woot party over here" * raises the roof*
Temen: * throws open the doors to Dante's place* " Hiii!!!!!!
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Muffikins: *stares at Temen* "Dang.. your girl is hella quick with distractions!"
Temen: *smiling sweetly at Vergil and Dante*
Dante: "The hell?"
Vergil: <_<;
Muffikins: *0*/ "ONWARD HOMIE! TIME TO ROCK SOME BOOTY SHORTS!"
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Crumples: * nods* " hellz yeah, i brought the hot and you brought the...............yourself.............>.>"
Temen:* holds up arms to the sparda twins* " Hug?"
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