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Published: 2007-01-05 04:08:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 3731; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 6
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Muffikins: >_>* "D00d.. You brought the hot.. I brought the SAUCE... TOGETHA WE ARE TEH HAWT SAWCE" X3
Dante: *eyes the kid* "How did you get here?"
Vergil: "I will kill her.."
Dante: >_>* "No way.. she's adorable.."
Vergil: <_<*
Dante: "I'll get you two a beer.."
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Crumples: " dances* dood youshould make comercial slogans!!!" * eyes dante* " thanks Red Dood"
Temen:* latches herself to Dante's leg*
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Dante: 
Vergil: *sits on a couch and read a book*
Muffikins: "Bitch pleaze! You got any Heinkin?"
Dante: *tosses one to Muffikins* "You guys have names?"
Muffikins: *sweatdrop* "Yo...yeah.. I'm...Muff.."
Dante: o_O;;
Muffikins: "STFU! My ma was a hippie!"
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Crumples: " names Crumples" * uses the Timmy accent* " but you can call me Crum oh and shes Temen ni Gru " * points to kid*
Temen:* rubs Dante's leg with her cheek* " hi big brother * grins*
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Dante: *eyes Crumples* "Temen-ni-gru? As in that huge ass demon infested tower? Only devils can see that thing... hey.."
Muffikins: *facepalm* "Crum you dodo! Nah man.. he read about it somewhere is all.. so.. where's that fine chick o' yours?"
Dante: "What chick? Lady?"
Vergil: *twitches*
Muffikins: "Yeah man.. she's a nice piece of ass."
Dante: 0_0;;;;
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Crumples: " hellz yeah, where's them booty short and those bright red boots, that girls got things going for her on a whole new level man XD" *sits on the couch*
Temen: " i'm not a huge demon infested tower, daddy i want a new name"
Crumples: " naw babe that name suits ya" * grins*
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Muffikins: *shakes head* "Yeah man.. where's the priestess..?! daddy wants to give her a spanking!"
Dante: 0_o* "DEVILS!"
Vergil: *stares at Crum* "Leave me."
Muffikins: *sniffs air* "I smell sex... she's here somewhere.." *wanders around the room before wandering upstairs* "Here.. sexy sexy sexy! Muff's got a nice shaft for ya.. heh.. shaft..." X3
Dante: *pulls out guns*
Vergil: *gets Yamato*
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Crumples: * backs off* " Red Dood watch those guns with my kitten on your legs, you think blasting Muffkins up there'll stop our banter..i highly doubt it" * inhales*
Temen:"bang bang!!"
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Dante: *glares* "You're lucky she's just some kid."
Vergil: *flicks out the balde of Yamato*
Muffikins: *wanders back shoulders slumped* "Damn man.. no shorts no ass..."
Dante: "Why do you guys want her?"
Muffikins: *makes thrusting motions* "Heheh.. BANG BANG!"
Vergil: *faceplant* "Most certainly not!"
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Temen: " Vergil-san is in love with the booty lady?" * looksd up at Dante*
Crumples: *snorts and starts laughing falling off the couch*
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Dante: *eye twitch* "You what?"
Vergil: >_>* "Lies.."
Muffikins: *laughs too* "CALSSIC! Yo man you wanna hit that too eh?! Then let's get some together.. it'll be an orgy!"
Vergil: *disgusted face*
Dante: *looks ready to kill everyone present*
Muffikins: *starts spanking invisible booty* "Whip it babeh, whip all night! Your such a trip!" 
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Crumples: * rolls on the floor laughing holding his stomache and crying* Blue Dood toootally wants to tap that bootylicious ass!!"
Temen:*chirps in* " Me too!!" *wanted to be like Vergil*
Crumples: * starts choking from laughing to hard*
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Muffikins: *pats Crumpl on the back* "Hey man, no one can deny an ass that fine!"
Vergil: *Judgment Cuts Muffikins* "GET OUT!"
Muffikins: *regenerates* "D00D.. that hurt my feelings.. don't you wanna get some of that ass or not?!"
Vergil: *heavy sigh* "Is it possible for you to die?!"
Muffikins: *pokes the hole in his gut* "Nope.. already ding dong deadio babeh! Can't die twice!"
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Crumples: * coughs somemore before settling down* homygod hahaha that was awesome oh hey Red Dood i think my kids takin a liking to ya * points to the sleeping girl wrapped around his leg*
Temen:* snoo's*
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Dante: *stares at the kid* "Get off.." *shakes his leg trying to free himself*
Muffikins: *sighs* "Time to find her.. aw hell and I was certain she'd be here bangin' the blue D00D..."
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Temen : * is firmly latched to his leg*
Crumples: " babysit my kid why'll we bang Blue Dood's gilr" * gets up to help Muffkins find Lady*
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Vergil: "FREEZE SCUM!"
Muffikins: *freezes in a funny pose.. okay he resembles a cactuar* "YO!"
Vergil: <_<** "Stay away from her.."
Muffikins:
Vergil: 0_0**********************
Dante: *staring at Temen* "You expect me to stay here and watch her while you bang Lady?! HELL NAW!"
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Crumples: " we could bring her with us, but then you'd have to explain what we're doing to her if ya did" * shrugged adn made his way towards the door singing "smak that" *
Temen:* drooled on Dante's leg*
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Dante: *twitches* "Sick man.. just sick..."
Vergil: *pursues them*
Muffikins: "Sooooo.. where to hit that thang, Love Planet or .. heheh.. the underworld? Wish I could say 'my place or yours?' but it doesn't quite count for diddly squat here.."
Vergil: *eyes Muffikins* "Demon."
Muffikins: "Yooo!"
Vergil: "If you dare do anything 'sin' related to her I will find a way to banish you."
Muffikins: "Are you trying to turn me on?"
Vergil: *faceplant*
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Crumples: * eyes the kid: " i dunno man theres ways to advance the ageing process, we could make that little thing into one hot piece of ass"
Temen:"snore"
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Muffikins: *twitches* "D00D that is SO twisted! Besides... *eyes her* what if she grows up and looks all... fugly?"
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Crumples:*grins* " all hell no dood not that pretty little thing, oh hey Red Dood can i use your tub, gotta clean the munchkin"
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Dante: *glare* "Yeah right..."
Muffikins: *crosses arms* "Hey... got any arsenic?"
Dante and Vergil: "WHY?!"
Muffiins:
Dante and Vergil: o_O;;;;;;;;;;;
Muffikins: "Hey man, wash her up.. but how in the NINE hells can you make her age faster? *shifty eyes* D00000000000D WICKED!"
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Crumples: " well i do have this speciall ablility" * takes Temen off Dante's leg and goes into his bathroom* "be right out"
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Dante: "You better hurry.. and get out!"
Muffikins: "Chill man.. he's quick about a LOT of things.. just let him do his thang." *starts dancing around singing about ho's in different area codes*
Vergil: *eyetwitch* "How Mundus created you I'll NEVER know."
Muffikins: XP "Chill blue d00d you know you want me.." *winks*
Vergil: *faceplants*
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Crumples:*comes running out with a wet, naked , little girl* "DOODS lookit her cuteness!!!!!" * points to her pink knees and cheeks* "shes sooo cute........oh hey Red dood you got a towel for Little Temen here?"
Temen:" I'm nekkid X3"
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Muffikins: *covers his own eyes* "D00D, she's just a kid!!!!"
Dante: *tosses Crumples a towel* "Here."
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Crumples:*still holds her up* " lookit that sexy body Red dood you can't say if she was older you wouldn't want a piece of this? * jiggles child around by her arms*
Temen:* smiles and laughs*
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Dante: *closes eyes* "Man just put some damn clothes on her!"
Muffikins: *grinning like an idiot* "If she's got the rack I'm willing to bang her! But d00d seriously now.. what ARE you gonna do?"
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Crumples: " weeee" * pulls out a neckles* "i have this thing that i picked up in the red light district that allows human's to age" * places the neckles on the little girl*
Temen:*grows into a very well endowed 20 year old naked women* "huh?"
Crumples:* nosebleds all over the floor* " DAAAAMN!!!!!"
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Muffikins: *drooling everywhere* "HUBBA HUBBA! I WANNA PIECE OF THAT!"
Temen: "Perv."
Muffikins: *wiggles brows* "You wanna find out how much of a perv I can be? Trust me.. you'll be saying things like, 'don't stop big boy' when I'm through with you young miss."
Dante: D: <-- gaping in shock
Vergil: D< "OUT YOU VILE CREATURES!"
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Temen: * pouts at Vergil* " must i go to? Vergil-Sama?
Crumples:* eyes her ass* ' oh god daddies happy baby come and sit on the couch with daddy
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Vergil: *clenches eyes shut* "OUT! OUT!! EVERYONE BLOODY OUT!!!!!!!"
Dante: *still staring* "You know.. *gulp* she can get a job at Love Planet.."
Muffikins: *goes over to grope*
Temen: *slaps hand away* "Eww!"
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Crumples:*laughes at Muffkins* "aww baby you know Uncle Muffkins let him have a feel"
Temen:* frowns and shakes her head* " nu-uh oh Red dood come here you got something on your face"
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Dante: "EH?! No.. uhh.. I'm cool."
Vergil: -_-*** <-- really pissed off
Muffikins: *gropes* "Dang hawt mamma! You'r e as soft as a.. dang I dun even know!.. MORE!" *gropes*
Temen: *screams and bitch slaps him*
Muffikins: *touches the slap mark* "Oh I love girls who fight back.. such a turn on.."
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Temen: *hides behind Vergil* save me
Crumples: * is sitting on the couch* ummm.................baby come here we'll take that charm off ya seeing as Muff is about to hump your leg
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Muffikins: *has a lopsided grin* "Wut?! Hey man! Isn't that an ass YOU want to bang?!"
Vergil: *looks behind him* "Go to that moron or I will end your life."
Temen: *eyes lighten up* "I like you."
Vergil: 0_0;;;
Muffikins: D: "NO FAIR MAN! HE gets the ass??!!! Aw HELL NAW!"
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Temen:* face attack of doom's Vergil * mmm
Crumples:*stands* " oi why she makin out with him!!!!!!? Temen you get you hot ass over here now so i can take that thing off of you * is developing a daddy syndrom*
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Muffikins: *pulls her off of Vergil* "Hey baby he's not your type.. trust us."
Temen: *pouting* "But.. he's hawt.."
Muffikins:
Vergil: 0_0; "She.."
Dante: *laughing ass off and making smootchy faces at Vergil*
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Temen:*goes to Crumples* "Ready Crum-san"
Crumples:*removes the neckless* good girl
Temen:*goes back to being 7 taking the towel and wrapping it around her* " thank's Crum-san"
Crumples:*waves his hand*"not at all babe"
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Muffikins: *snaps a finger* "Damn man! I SO wanted to tap that!"
Dante: -_- "I can't believe this stuff.."
Vergil: *wiping mouth* "Get out of here.."
Muffikins: *confident shrug* "I'm sure Lady wouldn't mind getting some from me then.." *walks out the door*
Vergil: *death glare*
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Crumples:*doesn't move*
Temen: * sits on the couch kicking her feet about* " what a cranky blue man
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Vergil: >_>* "I AM NOT A BLUE MAN MY NAME IS VERGIL YOU BRAT!"
Dante: *palm to forehead* "Easy there man."
Muffikins: *wanders back in* "I need more arsenic.."
Dante: D: "MAN!"
Muffikins:
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Crumples: * grumps* "Blue dood you can SOOO not say you didn't enjoy that even if you is in love with Lady, my little girl was smokin ain't that right Dante!? "
Temen: "smokin" * grins at Vergil*
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Vergil: *twitch*
Dante: <_<** "You're seeing Lady?"
Vergil: >_> "That is none of your concern."
Muffikins: D:
Vergil: *glares at Temen* "She is but a mere child... disgusting rancid filth of human blood."
Muffikins: ~_~/ "D00D you too ya know? Half breed ain't ya? Man that Eva was a nice piece of ass.."
Dante and Vergil: "WATCH YOUR MOUTH SHE'S OUR MOM!"
Muffikins: "I knuuuuuuu!!! I SO wanna tap that.."
Dante: *shoots at him*
Muffikins: *eats the bullet* "Scrum diddly umptious.. now then.. where's 'Mary'?"
Dante: D<
Vergil: -_-****
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Crumples: * shivers* "your gonna get sparda to come in here and kill us Muff"
Temen: * starts hiccuping and crying* " Vergil is so mean "
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Muffikins: *shrugs* "I still can't see why she shagged that insect guy though."
Vergil: 0_0** "ENOUGH!"
Muffikins: ^^ "Look.. I'll drug Lady.. sex her up, give her to you and then let the mating season begin nah? I think it's a wonderful plan!"
Dante: 0_0 "WHAT??!!"
Muffikins: D: "What you two wanna share?"
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Temen:*hugs Muffkins back* " Uncle Muff is so clever he should get an award for his smartness, and Uncle Dante should get a prize for being cute and Vergil-san should get a prize for being the strongest and Crum -san should... * keeps ranting*
Crumples: * grins" hear that Red dood she thinks your cute, awww little Dante the demon slayer * chuckles*
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Dante: *glares* "I don't know what you guys are up to but man.. are you guys gettin' on my last nerves."
Muffikins: D: "I miss those... used to have 'em, but then Mundy baby said we're dead so there was no need for 'em.. statuesque bastard."
Dante: *shakes head* "Out.."
Muffikins: "Aight bitch, later. Crum pick up munchkin and let's beat it, I wanna hit Bull's Eye.. I smell sex there.. hers." *laughs like a lunatic*
Vergil: *twitch*
Muffikins: "I am SO lookin' forawrd to bangin' that! And then.. heheh.. I'll bring the leftovers for you two. There ain't nothin' like dual pleasure right?"
Dante and Vergil: "GET THE F**** OUT!!!"
Muffikins: >< "No need to shout man! We're leaving!"
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Crumples:*cackles at them as he leaves with Muffkin's*
Temen:*stays on the couch looking at the sparda boys*
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