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Dante: >_>; "Uhh.. hey kid.. uh.. hy don't you beat it with them?"
Temen: D: "But I wanna stay with Vergi-sama.." *makes googly eyes at him*
Vergil: *petrified*
~outside~
Muffikins: *hands in pockets and sniffing the air* "Oooooh she smells de-vine!.. Can't you just smell that pure aura..heh.."
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Crumples: * inhales* " i can't smell anything otehr then wet little girl and my cig you know you have a better sense of smell then me Muff
Temen: * hums a merry tune and lays on the couch*
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Muffikins: 
Guy: o_O; "Mary?"
Muffikins: "Yup that's the babe!"
Guy: "She's been workin' there for awhile now.." *runs away*
Muffikins: *plots* "Hey I'm in the mood for some distruction, hows we burn down Bull's Eye once we get that hawt ass?"
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Crumples: * grins and licks his teeth spitting out the old cig* " hell yeah, let's reak some havoc partner"
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Muffikins: *walks into Bull's Eye and spot Lady at the counter and saunters over*
Lady: "What can I get you two?"
Muffikins: "Funny you'd ask that.. you."
Lady: "What?"
Muffikins: *leans over* "I want you.."
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Crumples: * plays the role of the quiet hot one, liting up another cigerette and sitting at the counter* straight tequila please * give her a smile*
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Lady: *eyes Muff wierd but gets that Tequila for Crum* "Here, that'll be 2.50..."
Muffikins: *looking her in the eye and using his Pride power* "You know you want me."
Lady: "I..... as if!"
Muffikins: *grins* "Tough.. I like it. How many guys have you bunked eh baby?"
Lady: <_<* "That's none of your business. Name your poisen."
Muffikins: *boredly* "Arsenic."
Lady: D: "We don't have that here.."
Muffikins: *glares* "The give me something akin to poisen!"
Lady: *gets somehting from under the counter* "Drink that.."
Muffikins: *licks it.. then drink* "Hmm.. nice. What is it?"
Lady: ^^ "Rat poisen."
Muffikins: ^^ "DELIGHTFUL!"
Lady: 0_0 "Not.. human?!"
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Crumples: * sighs sipping his tequila* " ignore him, he's been talking about nothing but you since we arrived from hell" * goes back to quietly drinking and smoking*
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Lady: *whips out a pistol and shoves it right into Muff's face* "What are demons doing in a bar?"
Muffikins: "Thirsty?"
Lady: "Wrong answer." *shoots him in the face but it does nothing*
Muffikins: *sighs* "Look, I came all the way from hell to get with you and all your gunna do is blast me in the face?! Come on.. have you no manners?"
Lady: <_<* "I'd say the same.."
Muffikins: "I'm Muffi, the chain smoker is Crum.. now lets get wild."
Lady: *looks disgusted* "Why hasn't Dante killed you yet?"
Muffikins: "I don't kiss and tell babe, I shag n' shout!"
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Crumples: * sighs again* " Dante's watching my kid right now Lady but i have a serious question, you know Vergil loves ya right?" * grins into his drink*
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Lady: *goes wide-eyed* "THAT demon?!"
Muffikins: *looks gloomy* "Yup, blue d00d.. he as a fetish for chicks that can kick his ass."
Lady: <_<* "Shut up. And wait a minute.. you have a kid?!"
Muffikins: *laughs ass off* "One would think with the way HE smokes babies would be impossible!"
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Crumples: * growls at Muffkins* " shut up!!! i found here in a dumpster near her, i wanted to take care of her, she's a good kid, i think you'd like her though, she's with those guys i think Blue dood might have killed her if Dante hasn't already" * twitches slightly trying to hide his daddy complex*
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Muffikins: *grabs him by the shoulders* "Aw daddy misses his babeh!"
Lady: "A girl near here... Alice?"
Muffikins: "She had a name?"
Lady: "Whatever, what's your guys's point? You want me to go see Vergil?"
Muffikins: -_- "Since Crum-daddy over here sighs and gets pissed at me I'll let 'em explain.. pass me a drag man."
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Crumples: * takes out a cig and hands it to muff* " no that bimbo was blonde, Temen's brunette and 7 and cute, and yeah if you could talk to Vergi about my kid, i mean atleast tell him to stop calling her Rancid human scum, i mean he's not even full demon and he calls her that shes just a baby, he listens to you" * sighs knawing on his bottom lip* " oh god i'm losing it for a human kid"
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Muffikins: *takes a long drag* "Yeah, talk to that bonehead for him. Your human... you understand right?"
Lady: *eyes them both* "I... guess..."
Muffikins: "I knew we could count on you! Now then.. how's about that kiss?"
Lady: *bitch slaps him*
Muffikins: *laughs* "Okay, I expected that... anyways Temen's just a youngin' and uh.. Vergil's a big prick."
Lady: "I know. I'll talk to him when my shifts over in 10 minutes."
Muffikins: *pouts* "As the Lady wishes.."
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Crumples: " thanks Lady your a life saver" *smiles at her*
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Lady: *nods* "Whatever.. just don't slaughter the customers.."
Muffikins: *smirks* "Wouldn't dream of it."
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Crumples: " and let my precious baby walk in on gore NEVER LADY NEVER I SAY!!!!!!" * daddy complex took over his suave appearence*
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Muffikins: *bitch slaps him* "Get a hold of yourself man! Your little 'baby' is being taken care of.. heh... yeah." *takes a flask of arsenic out of his robes and chugs it*
Lady: D:
Muffikins: "WUT???!!!"
Lady: *shudders* "Okay what ever, let's go."
~she walks ahead of them and Muffi turns to Crum~
Muffikins: "You still up for some destruction of the property sort?"
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Crumples: " hellz yeah " * punches a hole in the wall before walking out the door to follow Lady*
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Muffikins: *laughs and takes out a match.. lights it and spits out some arsenic onto a curtain* "Heheh.. woops.." *winking the flames extinguish, shifty eyes* "No one saw that..."
~the agency~
Temen: *snoozing in Dante's chair with her feet kicked up*
Dante: "Man.. she's in MY chair.."
Vergil: "She's just like you brother."
Dante: <_<* "
Vergil: *snickers*
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Crumples: * follows Lady staring intently at her ass*
Temen: * shifts and makes cute cooing noises*
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Muffikins: *jerks a thumb towards Vergil* "Aight.. deal with 'em!"
Lady: *looks at Muffikins* "I don't take orders from demons."
Muffikins: "Sorry babe."
Lady: "Vergil.."
Vergil: *doesn't even look at her* "Yes?"
Lady: "You've been being cruel to the girl?"
Vergil: *dark laugh*
Temen: *runs up to Crumples and hugs him* "Daddy.. whose she?"
Muffikins: "A hawt piece of ass I would love to bang consecutively if time were on my side.." *laughs ass off*
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Crumples: * hugs his baby in frantic dad-dom * " oh my baby that's Lady you can call her mommy, look notice how Vergil won't look her in the face he can't cause he'll start blushing , and stuttering XD"
Temen:" then I wanna be just like mommy , so i can make Vergil-sama blush and stutter too * grins at Lady admiringly*
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Lady: *not even noticing what they're saying* "Vergil... what's going on? They told me that-"
Vergil: "Pay no heed to their lies. They are nothing but low class devils."
Lady: -_- "No... they told me you love me."
Vewrgil: *facelants* "THAT'S A LOAD OF BS!"
Lady: >_>** "IS IT REALLY?!"
Muffikins: 0_0; "Dang... spousal abuse incoming." *ducks as a chair goes flying past his head* "Temen dear, get the Herbal Essences for uncle Muffi... we need some ground control."
Vergil: "A wretched human dare's not comprehend devils!"
Lady: *-*/ "This coming from a power hungry devil?!"
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Crumples: * corrects her: "half devil"
Temen: * already has it: " here Uncle Muff * holds it up to him*
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Muffikins: *smils at Temen and takes the bottle* "Thanks doll." *opens the cap and lets the smell dance around them* "Take a whiff everyone!"
Dante: "What's goin' on!"
Muffikins: >_>* "Minus you home dawg!" *uses a deflective shield and tosses Dante away*
Lady: *goes gagga at the sight of Vergil* "Ver-Vergil?"
Vergil: *GONE*
~insert pink lovey dovey Background~
Muffikins: *hands on hips* "Now then.. who wants to get laid?"
~Vergil and Lady get at it~
Muffikins: "A job well done I'd say.."
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Crumples: * covers Temen's eyes* "Jesus on high Muff my kids here!!!"
Temen: * giggles madly*
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Muffikins: "Aww psssht man! She'll grow up and do it eventually! Might as well let her learn something now.. might be useful later.." *snortlaugh*
~clothes go flying~
Muffikins: *a bra lands on his head* "I KNEW they were black! You go blue d00d!"
~excited moans~
Muffikins: *tilts head* "Oh that's new.. I guess Vergil's more experienced than I thought.. *whips smack and he tilts his head again* Maybe not..."
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Crumples: ..................o//////o''
Temen: " yay daddy will they make baby rabbits?"
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Muffikins: *pats Crumples on the back* "Hey man why you blushing?! I thought you'd hit up this sort of action before!"
Temen: D: "Is Vergil supposed to have her like.. that..."
Muffikins: *looks* "Well doll one of 'em was gonna be strung up by the heels sooner or later.."
Dante: D:
Muffikins:
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Crumples: *thinks* l"ets go find sparda and add him to the mix cause you know that mofo ain't dead "
Temen: *thinks* " will sparda like me?"
Crumples:"HELL YES!!"
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Muffikins: *hand to chin in thought* "D00D... you want the brothers, Lady and Sparda to BANG?!?! Are you insane in the membrane?! He's the twins's DAD! There ain't no waaaaaaa-... wait a minute.." *thinks some more* "Dang.. can Lady handle all that..? I mean..she's only human whereas..." *motions to Vergil*
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Crumples: " i know she can Dood!!!!
Temen: " me too"
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Muffikins: *looks to Temen* "How DO you know if she can handle young one?"
Temen: *giggles*
Muffikins: *sigh* "Means we gotta back track to hell, ring up Sparda and... d00d.. no way. How can.. *counts finger* four people go at it all at once? Man all the lusts'll be here like flies to honey!"
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Crumples: " that's the point man, the more sparda's that are here the more lusts'll show up and that means we have a better chance of getting laid XD"
Temen: " yeah"
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Muffikins: *heavy sigh* "I bore of the lusts.. I wanna bang a human chick for a change.. at least they MOAN..." *thinks for a minute* "Hey since when does Temen get some?!"
Temen: ;D "Daddy can I bang a lust?"
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Crumples: " when your older sweety" * glares at muff*
Temen:" hehehehe"
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Muffikins: "WHAT?! She brought it up!" *snickers* "Innuendo in there..." *glares at Dante* "Hey man get in there and get some!"
Dante: *pales*
Muffikins: "GEEZ!" *pushes Dante to the couple and tosses the bottle at 'em* "GO ON!"
Dante: "You ba-stard....." ~makey outy sessiony~
Muffikins: *sighs* "So.. how to get back into Hell.."
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Crumples: *" well i do have the toe " * nods *
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Muffikins: *points to Temen* "THIS is what I meant.. we can't just leave her alone while we hunt down daddy Sparda..."
Temen: *waves happily* "I wanna get in on the action!"
Muffikins:
Temen: *sweet smile* "But you have a nice ass.."
Muffikins: ;D "I knoooow.. wait STOP THAT kid!"
Temen:
Muffikins: "As I was saying.. one issue is Temen.. the other is.. what IF Lady uhhh.. well.. how can I be blunt about this. What if a turkey starts cookin' in the oven? If that happens no more pure priestess to open teh hellish gates babeh!"
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Crumples: " but i got the toe man as long as i got the toe i can get us here and there in a flash"
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Muffikins: *thinks* "I seeeeeee..... but Lady and the Sparda boys are the key to temen-ni-gru.. purity remember?"
Temen: "Key?"
Muffikins: *points at her* "Not YOU baby.. the tower. So even if we CAN go back and whatever... Vergil won't be able to get the power he wants, he needs Lady.. *snickers* pure as it were..."
Temen *wiggles around* "Is daddy and Unlce Muffi leaving?!"
Muffikins: <_<; "You tell me sugar.."
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Crumples: * picks up Temen* " even if we leave we'll take you with us" * shojo sparkels*
Temen:" yyyaaaayy"
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Muffkins: o_O;; "Sparkles?! Crum get a hold of yourself were sins.. and were DEAD!" *looks to the orgy in progress* "Okay.. ready whenever you are."
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now really...im gonna kick ya when you ever again say you dont draw good...
love it..i dont get the idea very well and dont know bleach but...fave...
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hahahahahahaha thanks alright no more saying i suck at drawing i swear i won't thanks for all these favs XD
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^^ yay..you are similing ^^
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definatly an artist like you saying i'm good makes me happy since your very VERY talented yourself my cheeck hurt from smiling so much XD
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^^ yay thats good...and forget that talent thing (shhh! dont tell anyone: its hard work..not talent 
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