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Simple-shadow — The Dreaded Perpetual Virgin

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Description In the God of War novel apparently Hermes has it super bad for Athena. Showing up half naked in her bed room and literally asking if she'd go a round with him.


He is naughty and I adore him.
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Hermesfangurl In reply to ??? [2011-01-30 04:06:52 +0000 UTC]

o ok im getting it now but still doin it with family members thats still wrong

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-01-31 04:52:38 +0000 UTC]

To us it is, but back then it wasn't a big deal to the gods. Different cultures, different time period. Ya love Hermes right? Then love all his aspects and traits. Athena was a beautiful, intelligent goddess who he couldn't have, and nothing drove those gods crazier then wanting something they couldn't have.



And it's not like Hermes didn't sleep around and have kids with his other relatives, because he very much did. All the gods who weren't bound by their oaths to stay virgins did....Except maybe Hepheastus but that's only because he was AWESOME and no one wanted to sleep with the ugly dude v.v Poor bubby

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-01 01:16:40 +0000 UTC]

Yea i know and understand y Hermes did that it just sounded weird at first but i respect that i never judge people so i have no problem with that

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-01 04:32:33 +0000 UTC]

I think it's more amusing then anything else.

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-01 14:57:45 +0000 UTC]

yea it is oh by the way ive been hearin helios did athena is that true

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-01 20:04:58 +0000 UTC]

Probably not, seeing as Athena is a virgin goddess. Not that he probably hasn't thought of it....Seriously.

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-01 20:23:37 +0000 UTC]

O ok i was curious because ive been hearing that also is she the only virgin in olimpus?

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-01 21:46:35 +0000 UTC]

Nope, there were a few other virgin goddesses as well as I think one virgin god.

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-01 22:02:50 +0000 UTC]

O ok i thought she was the only one

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-01 22:04:56 +0000 UTC]

Nope

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-01 22:41:49 +0000 UTC]

Ok im getting it now but im curious who is pandoras parents and so on

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-01 23:00:58 +0000 UTC]

[link]



Here you go, enjoy some knowledge.

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-02 00:19:17 +0000 UTC]

Thanks :-3

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-02 00:31:13 +0000 UTC]

Mmmhmm always happy to help people learn about awesome Greek Myths

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-02 00:58:38 +0000 UTC]

Greek myths had always interested me

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-02 01:32:43 +0000 UTC]

They are fascinating

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-02 02:31:03 +0000 UTC]

Amen to that they are fascinatig and awsome

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-02 02:39:50 +0000 UTC]

Mmmhm~

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-02 02:49:04 +0000 UTC]

also wat did u use to draw this for example ms paint, pen and paper

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-02 03:04:11 +0000 UTC]

I used a program called corel paint essentials

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-02 03:07:16 +0000 UTC]

o ok btw awsome icon like the fact u drew it

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-02 04:47:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-03 00:36:19 +0000 UTC]

ur welcome and also i found the book and saw the part u were talking about in ur drawing

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-03 00:53:08 +0000 UTC]

Oh? Hermes was a sexy fine piece of tail in that part .

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-03 01:06:15 +0000 UTC]

I know its funny though the part where he was all ohh i have an itch oh dear sister theres another itch u can help me with that was funny

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-03 01:26:56 +0000 UTC]

He is a very funny guy

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-03 01:45:52 +0000 UTC]

he is also very random but sexy 0u0 what i also relized is that zeus is into mortal girls but hes married with hera

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-03 01:52:29 +0000 UTC]

Yeah well...he's Zeus and he loves us

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-03 02:08:22 +0000 UTC]

O.O (eye twiches) anywayz the books awsome and helps me understand the game better

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-03 02:55:54 +0000 UTC]

mmhmmm

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-03 03:42:28 +0000 UTC]

Hey was there really a person named ratos and trying to kill the gods in gree myths or just the game that did that

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-03 05:16:50 +0000 UTC]

Nope, Kratos was a god who was brother to Nike, Bia and Zelus who were all winged enforcers of Zeus. Sometimes he was a titan though.

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-03 23:30:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh ok i thought Kratos was just a made up character for enetertament

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-04 01:29:58 +0000 UTC]

Nope

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-04 02:23:53 +0000 UTC]

wow thats cool btw i got an idea u can use for ur next drawing you can draw a zeus x hades lol that be funny its just a thought

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-04 05:10:36 +0000 UTC]

Lol I don't think so but thanks anyway

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-04 23:40:07 +0000 UTC]

yeah i know but it funny though like i said it was just a thought

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-05 01:21:09 +0000 UTC]

Mmhm

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-05 01:29:24 +0000 UTC]

yea i dont like the way helios or hermes died helios is being used as a flashlight while hermes turned into a bunch of flies then kratos kills himself im confused why did kratos kill himself in the end of god of war 3

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-05 02:56:44 +0000 UTC]

Becuase Kratos is a mary sue, just think about it. He's a undefeatable son of a god who has a tragic passed and is inconsolable. I like to theorize that the people who wrote god of war failed greek history in high school and want to get back at the gods who didn't let them pass their class.

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-05 02:59:51 +0000 UTC]

lolz they want revenge on the gods who didnt let them pass classic and now that i think of it thats probaly why kratos killed himself

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-05 03:09:05 +0000 UTC]

I am also the firm believe that the downfall of Kratos' character when he killed Hermes.

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-05 03:18:53 +0000 UTC]

Yea i know what you mean

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-05 03:21:30 +0000 UTC]

I don't agree with a lot but if they are going to die I wanted them to die by someone worthy of it

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-05 03:28:07 +0000 UTC]

I know kratos is cool and all but most of the time hes a jerk killing others for his own needs

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-05 04:16:34 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't want him any other way but yeah he is an awful person

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-05 04:22:54 +0000 UTC]

yea maybe thats why brokenteapot put ratos in a bunny suit

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-05 04:31:50 +0000 UTC]

Nawh! He's the Bun of War!

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Hermesfangurl In reply to Simple-shadow [2011-02-05 04:41:27 +0000 UTC]

lolz hey if u were to choose any greek god from god of war to live with who would it be

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Simple-shadow In reply to Hermesfangurl [2011-02-05 05:12:27 +0000 UTC]

Friggen Helios baby! Or Posiedon

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