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Published: 2010-09-21 04:07:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 4053; Favourites: 47; Downloads: 13
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In the God of War novel apparently Hermes has it super bad for Athena. Showing up half naked in her bed room and literally asking if she'd go a round with him.He is naughty and I adore him.
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O ok lolz well its oviuos i choose Hermes wait posiedon???
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wow but ok let me guess u love helios 2 thats my brother from another mother
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I think Helios is awesome and I loved him in original mythology, but I really just love every god so I am kinda an olympian slut like that
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lolz thats ok i can see why you would like all the gods
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They are all horrible ass holes, but I like that in a god so yeah :3
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wat makes you say there horrible
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Because they are! They are horrible, petty, vengeful users of man and each other. They have to respect for anything but fear and power, even before they were infected by pandora's box.
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o ok i agree but still i guess thats wat fangurls like us want ^ ^
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Well I'd say what I want is less like a romance and more like just wanting to observe them, to understand their motives and chronicle it for the sake of my own lust for knowledge.....I love them to be sure and if propositioned by one I would inevitably give in, but I would not go out of my way to get their attention short of asking questions.
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yea i know wat u mean
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Hermes is the god of sexy! Damn i wish i was i Athena during that part of the book.
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Oh don't wish that! Then you'll have to remain a virgin and could not partake in the glory that is Hermes.
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omg i read that!!!! a;dlfkajd;flaksdjf;alsdkfja;sdlkfj EPIC
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FFFF was the rest of it good? I've only read the prologue and first chapter!
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XDDD lol i have not read the whole thing yet, but i am close to the middle of the book c: i have just recently bought itXDDD IT IS SO FREAKING GOOD. the descriptions are just delicious!~
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Nom! Then I definitely have to go out and buy it (or get someone else to buy it for me) So that I can read it because I adored the prologue and first chapter WAY too much not to.
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it's really good! SO NOMMEH~ XD
it certainly is worth the buy
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I'm glad you think so ;3
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me too.c:
also, i have several other deviations that i plan on commenting on, but i'll need to get around to it. OTL
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Ohohoh my darling you spoil me
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ALL PART OF MY EVIL PLAN
also, do you have anything to do this afternoon?
We do need to have that iscribble session and i have no obligations for the rest of the day.c:
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Bawh I suck, sorry darling I had no access to the computer today short of now and the early morning
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awww Hermes dont ...do that to athena
somehow i love hermes after all his bitchness
because he is sexy
and i like athena and helios tooo
DERP
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They are all rather amazing, I love the faults and pros of all of them.......Also
Do it Hermes! DO IT!
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OMG....
xDDD
me too.....
NOO HERMES...ATHENA IS YOUR SISTER...SHE DOESNT LOVE YOU
-shot-
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They are all related, if they were picky about incest no one would ever get laid but Zeus who bangs mortal chicks
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XDD so true so truee
though im intrigued or suspecting that athena wasnt all virgin.. [link]
it seems helios was the lucky one derp.... im so greek nerdy xDD
and somehow helios was with athena in the last part of GoW : Chains of olympus
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Ohohoh I think I recall that!
Helios tapping the untappable! Way to go you lucky bastards! It's ok we can be Greek Mythology nerds together!
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FFFFF
xDDD oh yess tapping the untappable....
Oh yeah so lucky and poor hermes ;w; he wanted love.....
YAY Greek myths nerds together 8DD
im not so alone xDD
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You are SO NOT I actually have maybe 3 text books of greek mythology!
Hermes is going to be pissed when he finds out Helios took Athena from him
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YAY ;W;....
and rly? thats cool ive also three books of greek myths and in another languages too ....
my fave god was hermes, helios/apollo , dionysus -i want to see in GOW srsly...i hope not to see a fat drunk since the real interretation was a young one- and Athena 8DDD
and....DAMN A SOAP OPERA starring:
Atehna, Helios and Hermes
xDDD
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I think a sort of Big Brother show featuring all the Greeks Gods would be AMAZING! I think my favorites are Hermes, Persephone, Aphrodite......You know what I love them all! I love the fact that Helios was a big fat tattle tale and told on Hades to Demeter when he kidnapped Persephone.
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xDDDD
Big brother show....and dont forget kratos too ;DD....
FFFF..... damn helios yeah i remember that part he also told to hephestus about aphrodite and ares affair
oh helios 8,DD WHY SO....gossip 8,D
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He just loves it! He's adorable like that!
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... "Ah, wonderful. I had such an itch. In fact, dear sister, there is another itch I have - one that you can help me with, which is only fair, since you're its inspiration.."
... This.
Best scene in the whole book, ever.
I love it. And I love your drawing.
INFECT DA WITH MORE HERMES, I SAY! >:U
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I WILL DO SO! I loved that whole scene in the book! I was like constantly hunched over jizzing a million gallons of rainbows because Hermes is such a amorous sexy bitch and Athena was all like " No U!"
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HELL YES.
And then he was like OH BUT SISTER, I LOVE YOOOU.
And she was like, STFU N00B, I'LL STAB YOUR DICK WITH MY SWORD!!! >:U
And the way that it describes that he rubbed his back against the couch, wiggling sinuously with pleasure.
.. I came.
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I also came, hard, I lost all the liquid in my body from it and have turned into people jerky from that. He's just so...uhn.....I just love how he mentions ' I'm harmless really' and how ' Such fates should be reserved for mortals' poor guy gets cock blocked so hard!
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Mnhh.. people jerky.
Also, in the game, if you pause before getting to him at one point in the race, he actually pats his ass at you.
Fucking pats his own ass.
Best boss ever, imo.
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Dear god! He's such a foxy stallion of a man! Surely I can gain enough inspiration from that alone to pound out a few odes to him!
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Also a complete slut according to mythology, but hey, he makes up for it with being so damn sexy.
Though being a complete slut ain't so bad. He does it well.
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He really does, I feel bad for those poor nymphs he constantly molests. Meh if you got it use it I suppose.
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Hey, but, wait. In one story they use HIM to "breed".. I think?
lolidk.
And he had like a million babies with every girl he was with.
And apparently was gay at some point too.
He's so awesome
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