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Published: 2013-11-28 18:01:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 10076; Favourites: 240; Downloads: 0
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Description “Dave! Hurry your ass up in there! What man- no. What Strider takes an hour and a half long shower?!” You couldn’t help but laugh at Dirk as he pounded on the door to the bathroom. There were only two bathrooms in the house and one of them belonged to you. Scratch that. The largest bathroom belonged to you. Why you might ask? Because the three boys desperately wanted you to officially move in. You had your own room that contained a king sized bed, a walk in closet, and your own balcony. You have been “living” at the Strider house for almost two years now, though you’ve known the “ironically cool” boys since you were five. You met the youngest at school when you offered him your apple juice. He instantly became your best friend and brought you home that day. That was twelve- no, thirteen years ago. You were turning eighteen in three days. You promised them that as soon as you turned eighteen, you would move out of your parents’ house and in with them. Your parents knew of your plans, and though they didn’t agree with them, they knew you would do it with or without their permission. You smiled at the fond memories and stood up, walking to where the shirtless Dirk stood.

“You seriously wear your shades when you’re not even wearing a shirt?” You looked over his toned body, blushing slightly. He turned to you, slightly surprised since he didn’t hear you coming.

“________! Well, of course I do. It’s how-”

“Striders roll. Yeah yeah yeah.” You walked over and gently rapped on the door. “Oh Davey~! I’m drinking the rest of the apple juice~!” Automatically, the water shut off and wet feet hit the tile. The door swung open and revealed Dave who was only wearing a towel around his waist, red eyes bearing into your (e/c) ones.

“Don’t. You. Dare.” A blush covered your cheeks and you let out a giggle.

“Oh you know I would never do that to you. Now get dressed.” You skipped down the stairs and into the kitchen where Bro was making pancakes. Shirtless. “Goddamnit! Do any of you damn Striders wear shirts?!”

“No. Haven’t we gone over this before? It’s Strider code. Why wear a shirt when you don’t have to?”

“Does it matter that I’m here?”

“Hm… No.”

“You suck.”

“So have you decided who you want for your birthday?” You blinked and slightly tilted your head.

“Don’t you mean what?”

“No, I meant who. Didn’t Dirk talk to you about how you get to choose one of us Striders for your birthday?” You blushed madly and shook your head.

“He said nothing of the sort. Why would I want to choose one of you?” Suddenly Bro’s face was right in yours. You could feel his warm breath on your mouth.

“Because no girl can resist a Strider.” He gave you a light kiss on the nose then turned back to the stove. You let go of the breath you didn’t realize you were holding. “Now stop blushing and go think about it. You’ve got a big day coming up. You turned and walked up to your room, ignoring the other two bickering boys.

Stupid Striders.
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Comments: 296

SkysBarrier [2017-02-05 01:30:40 +0000 UTC]

I imagine myself elbowing Dirk in the face yelling "I CAN."

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SamanthaTorres12348 [2016-07-28 01:39:44 +0000 UTC]

Cute story.

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DamGoodGirls [2015-09-17 08:36:29 +0000 UTC]

Because no girl can resist a Strider.

this line is just asdfghjkl bc come on, admit it. Every fangirl in the homestuck fandom has had a crush on one of the striders. Once, twice, before, or until now. Because no girl can resist a Strider owo

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wretchednotdivine [2015-06-26 11:58:40 +0000 UTC]

I liked the description better than the actual story because of one line
"A Dirk one"

Basically I shit myself laughing

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arianathewolf [2015-06-19 09:22:49 +0000 UTC]

FUCK CNB XHELL GOD DAMIT IM BLUSHING IRL YHIS IS BAD
good fanfic tho ^////w////^

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ShamanAlnora [2015-06-08 01:58:14 +0000 UTC]

Ohmigod mooooooooooooore

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noregrets029 [2015-03-25 01:32:48 +0000 UTC]

I pick Bro xjsjdhdisuhsjd

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MEWMEWLily123 [2014-12-06 21:28:20 +0000 UTC]

Awesome xreader

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ScientistNerd [2014-11-06 07:52:42 +0000 UTC]

Can I have a threeway?
No?
I choose Jake, than.

 
(actually dirk.)

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MidnaPlayer [2014-09-16 04:35:26 +0000 UTC]

Imma take both. I don't give a shit XD

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erensmainhomie In reply to MidnaPlayer [2014-12-10 00:03:49 +0000 UTC]

XD

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CrystalMapleLeaf [2014-08-24 02:48:27 +0000 UTC]

It seems that a Strider will have to choose a Strider. And by Strider, I mean the organization, which makes it even more hella ironic because they're totally legit ninjas.

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JamiiSylvia [2014-07-12 17:51:26 +0000 UTC]

ALL THREE

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K1ng-0f-H34rt5 [2014-07-01 05:58:33 +0000 UTC]

Choose Deje!
Deje: I hate you.
Choooseeeee
Deje: Dirk. Happy?

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Arileine [2014-06-30 18:50:59 +0000 UTC]

*music plays in the background* why not both?

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sonourgefan1 [2014-06-13 03:16:14 +0000 UTC]

Bro. 

I see bro on there. 
Has anyone even voted for him? o - o 

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XxStormyshadowxX [2014-05-24 18:12:17 +0000 UTC]

Why does everyone want Dave?

No.

I want Dirk , bitches.

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skittle-kun [2014-05-19 16:33:04 +0000 UTC]

Dirk!

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elephantgirl202 [2014-05-04 00:25:40 +0000 UTC]

Bro: Because no girl can resist a Strider.
me: F*ck! I thought my ninja skills would help!!! But they dooooon't!!! WHYYYYYYYY!!!!! By the way I choose Dave~ *grabs some apple juice and walks away*

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heir-of-time10 [2014-04-09 01:21:26 +0000 UTC]

*Takes out Pokeball*

I CHOOSE YOU, DAVE!!

Dave: Ironic

A wild Bro appeared! What do you do?

>Strife the shit out of them

Dave strifed the shit out of Bro. Bro did a anime move.

What should Dave do?

>Pokeball

You captured a wild Bro! *Throws the pokeball out*

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IceandLion121 In reply to heir-of-time10 [2016-01-27 00:23:10 +0000 UTC]

*gives you a pokeball with Davesprite* now yours. 

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arianathewolf In reply to heir-of-time10 [2015-06-19 09:24:31 +0000 UTC]

This comment is fucking beautiful

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Senator-Meowmix In reply to heir-of-time10 [2014-05-16 09:41:52 +0000 UTC]

BEST COMMENT EVAH!!!!!!! this just made my day-er,,, night???? I suppose?

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BlueWolfhanyou [2014-03-16 22:58:17 +0000 UTC]

Ooohhhh mmmmyyy ggoooosssshhh!!! XD

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Mr-Fandom-Kun [2014-03-10 00:48:12 +0000 UTC]

DIRK I CHOOSE YOU

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shippotannya In reply to Mr-Fandom-Kun [2014-03-30 02:52:50 +0000 UTC]

Pokemon much....

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Mr-Fandom-Kun In reply to shippotannya [2014-04-21 01:08:06 +0000 UTC]

Noooooooooooo, lol jk yea

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RainbowDash3221XD [2014-03-03 14:54:27 +0000 UTC]

its like picking a starter pokemon, you can spend hours staring abd thinkinhg but Submit Comment then eventually you still have to pick one instead of all three :I

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Karkitten-Vantas [2014-02-23 15:46:18 +0000 UTC]

I pick the Dave-- sorry Dirk-

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IGame101 [2014-02-23 14:42:21 +0000 UTC]

sorry dirk



im going with dave ;A;

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beautifulMelody17 [2014-01-27 14:31:15 +0000 UTC]

-raises hand- i choose Dave! And no dont think of it as pokemon xD

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Naruchen [2014-01-06 00:50:05 +0000 UTC]

How I wish I could seriously live with them X3 *faints*

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Anju213 [2014-01-04 22:05:15 +0000 UTC]

DAVE BITCHES!

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limitlesspurpose [2013-12-15 16:26:33 +0000 UTC]

Where's the 'all the above' button? Seriously, you're making me choose? That's close to impossible for me.

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limitlesspurpose In reply to limitlesspurpose [2014-03-24 08:35:37 +0000 UTC]

So this long chain happened. I can't explain.

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dire1heart In reply to limitlesspurpose [2014-01-30 03:23:17 +0000 UTC]

Im with you on this one  

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MojoIzu In reply to limitlesspurpose [2013-12-15 18:49:07 +0000 UTC]

I SECOND THIS.

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limitlesspurpose In reply to MojoIzu [2013-12-15 19:39:06 +0000 UTC]

SEE!!!! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS LIKE THIS!!! JOIN ME IN OUR LOVE FOR STRIDERS!!!!

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MojoIzu In reply to limitlesspurpose [2013-12-15 19:46:09 +0000 UTC]

WOOOOOOOOOO

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limitlesspurpose In reply to MojoIzu [2013-12-15 19:49:23 +0000 UTC]

WHOS WITH US?!?!?!?!?!

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Mountainstar223alt In reply to limitlesspurpose [2014-02-23 16:23:28 +0000 UTC]

ME!

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Seenah-Kamasi In reply to limitlesspurpose [2013-12-31 06:19:25 +0000 UTC]

1M J01N1N' 1N W00

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timelord231 In reply to limitlesspurpose [2013-12-17 05:55:35 +0000 UTC]

YEAH!!! XD

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the-nerdy-one In reply to timelord231 [2014-04-21 20:38:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm in!

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AnimeXJellyfish In reply to timelord231 [2013-12-20 01:10:58 +0000 UTC]

i'm with you guys on this!!! xD

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limitlesspurpose In reply to AnimeXJellyfish [2013-12-20 06:26:25 +0000 UTC]

 

You guys are awesome!!

 

Come and give me a hug!!

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Xsoulsoundx In reply to limitlesspurpose [2014-03-23 05:02:37 +0000 UTC]

Why the hell not. I'm joining the "all of the above" army. WE WILL WIN THIS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA! *rides rainbow dash into the sun and explodes into glitter*

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limitlesspurpose In reply to Xsoulsoundx [2014-03-24 08:35:02 +0000 UTC]

That was a fabulous exit.

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twinfish2 In reply to limitlesspurpose [2014-02-04 18:21:33 +0000 UTC]

Whyy choose one when you can have them all??~

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DevilMonster18 In reply to limitlesspurpose [2014-01-05 23:36:20 +0000 UTC]

i to shall join~!

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