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It was raining and you were walking down the dark street. You looked to the sky and wondered. Why am I out here again? It’s pouring lions and wolves out here. You found it amusing to take sayings and change them around. You heard something rustle in the bushes then it snapped. Damn it! I wasn’t paying attention so now I’m out in the forest. You sighed. At least it doesn’t rain as much in here. You had to think on the bright side. If not, you knew you would be dead. You were a rogue ninja nearing the Akatsuki base with every step. The sound came again except from the trees now. “Who are you and what do you want?” You put your hand on the hilt of your sword.
You then heard a deep chuckle. “I would ask you the same thing, un.”
Then another deep voice came from the bushes behind you. “You’re in our territory. We don’t have to tell you anything.” You spun around. You could hear breathing and chuckles all around you. You were definitely surrounded.
“I’m not the only one here! There are more behind you and coming!” You heard a very deep, dark voice.
“Liar.” A lighter voice then spoke from the same direction. “I checked the whole perimeter. There’s no one else here.” Crap. You were screwed. That’s when a blonde haired girl jumped down. She wore her hair in a ponytail at the top of her head with bangs covering half of her face. She looked familiar, but you didn’t know any girls with that colored hair. Only one guy and he was most likely dead. Then a blue shark-man walked out from next to you.
“Wh-What do you guys want with me?!”
A black haired man walked out. “You’re in our territory as Sasori said. We have to kill you.” You’re eyes widen and the one they called Sasori walked out. You couldn’t help but let out a small giggle as everyone else walked out.
“So let me get this right, you have a blonde chick with a speech impediment, a turtle man, a shark, a plant, and some guy who acts like a child and wears a mask?”
“I am a guy, un!!!”
“Course you are.”
The black haired man spoke. “Deidara, you can wait your turn to attack her. Right now it’s Tobi’s turn.” The guy wearing the mask ran up to you.
“Tobi will be a good boy and try not to let you suffer!” Automatically you kicked him in the chest and sent him flying.
“I’m already annoyed by you. I wanna face Blondie over there.”
“Why I oughta!” Deidara lunged at you. You sidestepped and he went face first into a tree.
You laughed. “You’re horrible!” “I will destroy you, un! Just wait till you see my art, un!”
Sasori spoke next. “That’s not art, Brat. And it’s Itachi’s turn.” The black haired man stepped forward.
“I’ll make this short.”
“Yeah. I’ll win.”
“Hmph” Then you were behind him with your sword drawn. Everyone looked confused then blood splattered everywhere from a cut in his stomach.
“My turn.” Sasori stated. Itachi stepped off to the side. Before Sasori even moved, you had cut his cloak off.
“Kakuzu’s turn!” Tobi yelled. A man wearing a mask over his mouth stepped forward.
“You guys are boring. Every time I get an attack in you- ooooooh! I get it now! You guys keep switching, I get tired. Well good luck with that. I had nineteen cups of coffee in one hour this morning.”
“Holy crap, un!” You had cut Kakuzu’s arm off and it automatically stitched itself back together.
“Your turn Kisame.” He said as he stepped to the side. The shark stepped forward.
“Sword versus sword. May the better-” You were standing on his shoulder with your sword through his stomach.
“The taller they are, the more likely they are to fall forward.” And as you guessed, he fell forward lodging the sword deeper in.
“I believe it’s ‘The bigger they are, the harder they fall’ un.”
“Stuff it Blondie! I like to change my sayings. And this, is mine.” You flipped him over and pulled the sword out of his stomach. As they dragged Kisame to the side, a man with gelled back gray hair stepped forward. It was more of a silver, but you wanted to tease him. “And an old-guy!”
“Shut the fuck up you fucking bitch! It’s fucking silver!” You laughed. He ran at you then froze. Everyone did. And at the same time, they all spoke.
“Leader-Samma!” An orange-haired man walked out of the forest with a blue-haired girl.
“You guys have disappointed me. It took you up to Hidan to beat a small girl.”
“I am NOT that small! I’m 5’1” and 152 pounds!”
“As I was saying, it took you all to beat a small girl. That means she will be joining us.” He looked at you. “What village are you from?”
“Pshh. Why should I-”
“She’s from the Hidden Rock village, un.” He looked at Deidara.
“How do you know this?” “She used to be my best friend, un.” You couldn’t believe your ears.
“Oh yeah? Then what’s my name?”
“________, un.”
“Ha! Wait. Yeah that’s my name.” You stepped over and grabbed his wrist. “Well my Deidara had-” You pulled his arm up and looked at his palm which had a tongue sticking out. “…Palm mouths...” You looked up at him. “Then why the hell did you want to attack me?!?”
“Because I was mad you didn’t remember me!” This IS my Deidara. When he’s mad, he forgets his un. I just want to kiss him. What am I saying?! Oh. Right. I must still have that crush on him... Then their leader spoke. “
We will all head to base. You two can have your reunion.” They all left. They left you and Deidara alone.
“I’m still mad at you.”
“Why, un?”
“You left.”
“Huh?”
“You left me in the village all alone.” You turned around and walked forward. “You left me there to die.”
“How could-” You quickly turned and faced him with tears threatening to jump.
“My life was you! My parents hated me, my siblings hated me, and the whole village hated me! You were the only one that didn’t!”
“I didn’t know, un.” You couldn’t fight the tears anymore. You let them run.
“How could you not?! Everyone that went by would just glare at me!”
“I thought they were glaring at me, un… I’m sorry...” He stepped forward and hugged you. You continued to cry into his chest.
“*sob* I thought you left *sniffle* because you hated me too.”
“I could never hate you. You know that, un.” He rubbed your back gently and calmingly.
“I couldn’t help but *sob* think so.” He held you closer as it started to rain again.
“Let’s go back to base before you catch a cold, un.” You felt him let go and wrap something around you. “Put your arms through the sleeves, un.” You did as he said.
“I dun wanna *sniffle* join the Akatsuki.”
“Please, un.” You looked up at him and he wiped away your tears from under your glossed over (e/c) eyes. “For me, un.”
“Fine, but I’m not sleeping with any of your buddies. I caught that Hidan looking at my breasts.” He let out a low chuckle and picked you up bridal style. You couldn’t help but blush.
“Embarrassed, un?”
“Sh-Shut up.” He started walking back. As soon as you guys got back, everyone asked the same question, ‘Are you two going out?’ Stupid people. You thought. Then of course as soon as you got to Deidara’s room, they were all following you. He set you on his bed and you saw a red headed, child it seemed.
“Who’s that?”
“That’s Sasori-Danna, un.”
“That’s Sasori?”
“Kiss her!” Tobi yelled and they all started chanting it when the door was slammed shut.
“Fuck you Sasori!” yelled Hidan. You couldn’t help, but giggle.
“That’s cute, un.”
“What?” “Your giggle, un.” There was an awkward silence.
“You’ve grown.”
“I have, un?”
“Your voice is deeper and you’ve definitely grown muscles, but not too much. I like it.”
“You’ve grown too, un.”
“Other than my boobs which your eyes keep traveling down too?” He blushed and looked away.
“N-No! You’re (h/c) hair has gotten longer and your face has gotten prettier and-” There was a knock on the door.
“Sasori, unlock the door.” There was a click and the leader walked in.
“Yes Pein?”
“Sasori.”
“Yes Leader-Samma?”
“Good. You and Deidara will be training ________.”
“Why me?”
“Because you are his partner.” He looked at you and Deidara.
“And do not-”
“I swear if you tell him not to get me pregnant, I will kill you because we aren’t even going out!”
“Oh. You aren’t?”
“No we’re not! We’re just good friends, un!”
“Hm. Maybe Konan was right.” The blue-haired girl was behind him.
“I’m always right Leader-Samma.”
“What was that, Konan?”
“Nothing Sir.”
“That’s what I thought.”
“You shouldn’t be afraid to speak your mind. If he’s gonna treat you like crap, forget him.” All eyes were on you.
“You don’t under-”
“I do. My father was the same way.”
“He was, un.”
“Till I was twelve, I took his verbal abuse. Finally I stood up to him.”
“And how did that end?”
“He left me alone.”
“For how long?”
“He still is.”
“Don’t even try it Konan.”
“Yes Sir.”
“You have no self-respect.” The both of them walked away.
“What is her-”
“Unlike you, she knows how to respect her leader.”
“I don’t like him.”
“The rest of us do.”
“I agree with ________, un.” Pein was back in the doorway.
“Agree with her about what?”
“That Sasori looks like a kid, un!” He had an anime sweat drop.
“That better be what you were saying. ________, I would like to see you in my office.” He walked away. You stood up and followed, but you regretted it as soon as he locked the door. As you looked at the five other Peins, you looked at the main one questionably.
“How many of there are you?”
“Six.” Then it you realized what was happening when they all started walking towards you. You quickly pulled out your sword only to find it being thrown across the room.
“I do not appreciate you saying that.”
“Well she deserves to know!” The Peins then blocked the door, inside and out. Leader-Samma was sitting at his desk. He waved to a seat in front of it.
“Have a seat.” You sat down.
“You have a lot of confidence. You are also very brave. I like that, but you are still to show me just as much respect as the others.”
You scoffed. "So? What do you want with me?” Konan was behind you measuring your breasts.
“What size are you?” You looked at her like she was crazy.
“I’m not going to freely say what size my boobs are in front of him!!”
“Just tell her.”
“It’s not like he cares anyways.”
“38 DD.” She blinked and was surprised. Even Pein was surprised. “What?”
“You’re huge.” She said as she measured your stomach.
“Do you want your cloak tight-fitting or loose. Take Deidara’s cloak off.”
“I dun wanna.”
“Why not?”
“It smells like him.” Both of them chuckled. “What?” Of course, Pein mocked you.
“It smells like him.” You blushed as they laughed.
“Shut up!” You took the cloak off.
“See? It’s off.” Then you remembered you wore a tight, white t-shirt out in the rain today and you weren’t wearing a bra. Great choice. Quickly you grabbed the cloak and covered your upper body. Pein had covered his eyes in disgust.
“Take her to your room Konan.” She chuckled.
“Yes Sir.” You stood up and put Deidara’s cloak back on. You followed her as she walked to her room. All the Peins were gone.
“Hey Konan?”
“Hm?”
“Is he gay?” She laughed.
“No. What makes you think he is?”
“The way he reacted to seeing my boobs.” She laughed again then walked into a room. “Wow. Nice room. You like origami I see.”
“Yeah.” She started going through her dresser. “Ok, we’re going to have to go shopping. Do you have any bras?”
“No.”
“Do you mind wearing a smaller size bra?”
“What size?”
“38 C.”
“That’s two letters too small, but I guess I can.”
“Here.” She threw one at you with some other clothes. “Go into the bathroom across the hall.” You did that and came back. “Now take off Deidara’s cloak.”
“Why?”
“We can’t go shopping wearing our cloaks.”
“But I feel like a whore.”
“It can’t be that bad.” You took off the cloak to reveal what looked like a belly shirt on you with your breasts practically hanging out.
“Maybe it is that bad… Well you’ll just have to deal with it.”
“Whatever.” You walked out and to the dining/kitchen where all the members were sitting at the table, and now gawking at you. “Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“________! What the hell are you wearing?!”
“Konan made me.” Konan walked in and started cooking.
“Those were the only clothes that I had that would fit her and her giant breasts.” Deidara stood up. He was the only one not blushing. Well he was blushing, but only slightly.
“Follow me, un. You can wear one of my shirts.”
“What if I like this?”
“No, un. I will not allow you to wear that. It makes you look like a whore, un.” You tackled him.
“GAH! Get your huge boobs out of my face!!!!”
“Don’t call me a whore!”
“I only said you looked like one!!” He rolled over so he was on top and pinned your arms down.
Then he grazed his lips against your ear and whispered , “I don’t want them seeing what is mine, un.” You blushed madly and he stood up. He helped you up and walked to his room. You followed. “________, un. Here.” He threw a shirt at you. You took Konan’s shirt off and put his on. Well partially on before he tackled you onto his bed, staring into your (e/c) eyes.
“Dei-Deidara?”
“You can’t wear stuff like that around those guys, un. Half of them would probably rape you, un.” You nodded.
“So why are you on top of me?”
“Because I had to get your attention, un.” He got off you and walked out. You followed. He sat back down at the table and patted the seat next to him. You sat down.
“So are you two going out now?” Kisame questioned with a smug look on his face.
“No.”
“No, un.”
“Why not?”
“Because we’re only friends, un.”
“Well I’ll tell you something, she likes you.” You blushed madly.
“D-Do not!”
“That’s why you stuttered and are blushing?” Kakuzu pointed out.
“Shut up!” Then Tobi weaseled his way into the conversation.
“________ and Deidara sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!” And the rest of the table joined in. Fuck my life. Kill me right now. Please.
“Enough.” Everybody stopped as Pein walked out. “They can date if they want to. If they want to like each other, but only remain friends, that’s up to them.”
“You guys are morons if you can’t see that you like each other.” Kisame said. You stood up.
“What if I do like him? Yeah, ok. I do. I admit it, but if you guys keep being jerks about it, then forget I ever did.” You stormed off to Deidara’s room.
“________! Wait, un!” Deidara ran after you and grabbed your hand. “Did you mean it, un?” You sat on his bed.
“Yeah.”
“Well I like you too, un. And I’ve always wanted to do this, un.” He grabbed your face and was about to kiss you when the door flew open and there was everyone. “What the hell, un! Go away, un!” He slammed the door and locked it. Then he walked over and sat next to you. “________, will you go out with me, un?” You smiled.
“Of course.” He smiled and hugged you.
“Ok, un. Oh and,” He kissed you. Deidara kissed you. And you ruined the moment by fainting. Great.
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The next morning, you woke up, but didn’t recognize where you were. You sat up and looked around. You were definitely still in the Akatsuki base. Deidara walked in.
“I see you’re up, un”
“Yeah. Where am I?”
“Your room, un.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah, un.” He sat next to you and kissed your forehead. You smiled, remembering last night.
“Sorry about fainting.” He chuckled.
“It’s fine, un.” He kissed your cheek then stood up. “Konan brought you some bras, un.” He smirked. “I can help you put one on if you would like, un.” You blushed.
“I would accept that, but we’ve been going out for a day.”
“Your point being, un?”
“Pervert.” You grabbed some clothes out of your dresser and walked into the bathroom. You got undressed and stepped into the shower. The water felt so good. It had been weeks since you last had a shower. You washed your hair and body then got out and dried yourself off. You got dressed and wrapped your hair in the towel then walked out.
“Awww… Come on, un. Couldn’t you have changed out here, un?”
“Ya know, if you keep acting like this, I’ll break up with you.” He was taken aback.
“Why, un?”
“Because, acting like that most likely means you want me for my body.” You took the towel down from your hair, threw it in the laundry basket and walked out. He followed.
“I’m not like that, un. You know that, un.”
“I’m not sure if I do or not.” He stopped.
“You’re just kidding, right, un?”
“Not one tiny shred.”
“________, un.” You turned around and he was standing over you, staring right into your (e/c) eyes. “I love you, un. I would never just use you for your body, un. Your body is a sacred ground and I’m going to respect that, un. I’m not a pervert.” He kissed you softly on the lips. You kissed him back then walked over and sat at the table next to Tobi since he was the only one there at the moment. Tobi squealed in glee.
“So you two are going out?!” You chuckled.
“Yes Tobi.”
“Tobi’s a good boy, right ________-Chan?!”
“Yes Tobi.”
“Will ________-Chan play catch with Tobi after breakfast?!”
“Yes Tobi.”
“Yay! Will Deidara-Sempai join ________-Chan and Tobi to play catch?!”
“No, un.”
“Yes he will Tobi.”
“But I don’t want to play catch, un!” You gave him that ‘You’ll-do-as-I-say’ look. “Fine, un.”
“Yay! Tobi’s a good boy!” Deidara sat on the other side of you and grabbed your hand. Tobi squealed again. You laughed. Konan walked in and started making breakfast.
“So he hasn’t tried to get in your pants yet?”
“Yeah, he has, but I told him off then he told me off.” Everyone else walked in and had the same reaction as Tobi. Just minus the squealing and asking to play catch after.