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Published: 2014-06-07 14:42:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 9667; Favourites: 242; Downloads: 12
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I went through my "to-draw" list and drawings things I meant to a while back.I feel like many going to be offended by this strip hahah.
*brace self for the unwatches for being a "heathen"*
That's enough of drawing now. Lol I'mma go film a video. You know how straight girls always said "If I were a guy, I'd be so much better." I'm going to take a girl on a date to prove or disprove that point (mostly disprove. I don't think it's an easy task to please a girl right.)
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There's actually kids at my school like this XD at my lunch table they're just praying weirdly and yelling "PRAISE THE LORD" I'm like wtf.
I know they're trolling but it still annoys the hell out of me
I'd move but I'm too damn lazy
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i just noticed in all of your comics, your sass level is OVER 9000! XD
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HAHAHHAHAHAH So I've been told about the sass
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Religion is like communism, and vice-versa, in that it only takes one idiot to screw up its underlying premise.
snail
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- w-Β spiritual is the way to go, religion is just as bad as politics OwO or just an earlier version of it.
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*waves tickets and dons conductor hat* Get yer tickets to Hell right here! It's warm, affordable, and has zero intolerance issues!
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Heaven = a place with the magic box
Hell = a place without the magic box. Not to be confused with a torcher chamber. It is quite simply a place without the magic box.
People can choose whichever they like and their choice respected. Β Simple as that.
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Hey I am a Christian myself and even I knows this feel. I often hear similar things from other Christians! Β
What's people don't realize about Christianity is that we believe in a being who made everything and everyone, and when he made humans he made them with the ability of free choice. The condition of free choices was that if you chose to do something evil then humans could no longer choose to do something perfectly good. Yahweh, the true name of God that means I Am Who I Am, sacrificed his own son who was holy as payment for the sins that the human race has committed and will keep committing until Jesus second coming.
This does not mean humans can't sin anymore, it means that as long as we believe that Jesus will save us, true believers will be allowed into Heaven. And to me that sounds a lot better than going to a inferno of pain and fire or just becoming nothing.
And before people ask the question of how do you know God is real I have three things for you: one, is there concrete proof he isn't, two, how can you look at the world around you and say this all happened by chance, and three, is it really worth the alternative of being wrong.
All in all I believe it to be worth believing in a savior who can forgive all the wrongs and pain I have caused, rather than not believing and being wrong and burning in a fiery pit of pain for all eternity or just fading away into nothing.
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Soooo....if I go to Hell and make friends with the demons, will I still be tortured? Wouldn't they be fine with an athiest? I mean, I don't believe in God, who might be their enemy, so they might actually be fine with me. Huh. Guess Christians never thought that one through.
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You forget you're God's creation so they would view you as something evil to them. Back to the torturing
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I don't forget that I'm my mother's creation seeing as God didn't give birth to me, and he's definitely NOT my father. I don't see his genetics in there anywhere. Also, when was the last time you talked to demons? Do you really think they think that way? Do you really know what it's like in Hell? Have you been there? How does it look? Now, tell me, what does Heaven look like? Is it nice? What does it look like? How about you answer those questions before you jump to conclusions on what imaginary creatures would view me as.
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I can see this conversation is pointless, talking to someone who won't view this with even a possibility of truth is just a waste of time. Christianity is based on faith, I don't need to know for certain, as I said believing is better than the alternative of if I didn't and was wrong.
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I'd say that any God that doesn't let people into heaven, even if they never sinned, because they don't believe in him, is a bad God. You make all humans? Sure, why not give all humans a chance? Nope, only Christians. What about Catholics? They believe in Jesus and the same God. How about Jews? They don't even BELIEVE in Hell! They believe in God, though.
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Just leave me alone I realize you are just too stupid to know anything about religion, ether you are a child or just a really religiously ignorant adult.
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I realize you're just a jerk that pushes religion on people that don't really care about it. If you wanna preach religion, why not become a missionary? Seriously, otherwise you shouldn't be preaching. I'm not ignorant in anything but horror movies and horror games. I'm pretty sure I know a lot of the bible from Sunday School as a kid. Besides, you don't HAVE to be a Christian. It's not necessary. I don't HAVE to be a religious idiot that tries to make everyone join their religion or else something bad will happen to them. I'd say, if God really is great, he'd even allow Athiests that have never sinned into Heaven, because they've never sinned. Otherwise he's not a very nice or good god.
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Did I ever say you must do this? I said what I think and believe, to me is better than being wrong. Believe what you want, not religious, fine just don't try to make me not believe like you are accusing me of forcing on you to believe. I just don't like people thinking all people of any religion out there are the same single minded liberal idiots who tell you to do exactly what they say or else.
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I'm not WRONG. I might not be religious, but that doesn't mean I'm WRONG. Besides, that's what I've gotten from Christians. They tell people that if they're not Christian(Forgetting the Catholics and Jews who believe the same thing), they'll go to Hell. But they're leaving out incredibly similar religions. It's stupid. So Catholics, which are pretty much more conservative Christians, can't go to Heaven? Jews who believe in the same God and are that God's people, can't go to Heaven? It's ridiculous. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go read something more interesting than your comments.
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Read Romans 3:23 of the bible and still say that.
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If you've forgotten something, I'll remind you. I'm an Athiest. I don't read the bible. I won't ever read the bible. I mean, I don't hate Christianity, I just dislike a lot of Christians for pushing their religion on other people that don't believe by threatening them. I actually prefer the Jews, though I'm kinda biased about that since I'm from a Jewish family, minus my mom. She's a Christian, but she doesn't push her religion on me. I don't HAVE to be a Christian, it's not necessary. I don't have to be a Christian to live. I don't need it. Why do I have to be something I don't need to be? I don't live in places where you have to be a religion. I live in the place where you can choose your religion, but people still push their religion on me, and I don't need it. I was a Christian once, but got sick of all of the others. They wanted everyone to be Christian, so they forced it on others. They gave them the same threat you gave me, that if you're not a Christian, you will go to Hell. Still, Catholics believe in Jesus, and God. Why can't they get into Heaven? Jews are God's People. He said it himself in your precious bible. Why can't they get into Heaven? They both believe in the same God as the Christians, so why can't they get into Heaven? Doesn't make logical sense to me. Once you start thinking logically, I might continue this conversation, but for now, I'll try to ignore your annoying bias, arrogance, and ignorance.
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Church (the Christian faith) is supposed to be kind (rewind, heh) and tolerant of others because your choice is exactly that, yours. There are Christians who tend to be quite...eager to share their faith and do so in a manner that is inappropriate. While we do believe in the stark reality of Heaven/Hell is a "pick one or the other, no middle option," I certainly recognize it as a very condemning, hate-filled selling point the way some Christians spout it off (gloriously exemplified in your strip here, by the way). For that, I have one thing to respond with.
I'm sorry for how the church has treated you, and not just you, but a great many people. Every time I hear someone say "You're going to Hell for x!" I immediately think "Do you really think your going to convince anyone of the love and mercy of Christ by yelling at them?" I certainly think not. The church is meant to be the acting body of Christ, meaning that we are required, above all other things, to love our God, and to love People. All people. If no one from my faith has ever sincerely treated you with kindness, I would like to apologize and to wish you a blessed day in the best way that I know how.
I happened across your art as I was looking through deviantart and it wasΒ this one . I saw it and thought it was hilarious. I work for a restaurant and there are days when I feel like saying the same thing. I find it rather inspiring that you use that situation (and similar ones) in your life to be an impetus to be as successful as you can be. From the looks of your gallery, you draw a lot of the inspiration from events and situations in your life. Much of your work is funny, and I'm convinced that you would be able to write your story (be it biographical, fictional, or satirical) and be able to monetize it in such a way that you could have fun with it. I'm reminded of several comedians and entertainers who push themselves to take what they've experienced in life and use it to entertain people. Not only are they able to do what they love, but they get paid to do it. How awesome is that?
I probably sound like an old geezer, but seriously I wish you all the blessings this life can afford you, and hope that one day you'll meet a Christ follower who doesn't have a stick up their butt. I promise, there are a few of us out there.
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Im religious but just becouse you have a religion doesn't mean you get to be controlling. Everyone has a right to believe in what they wish to believe in
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i may be religious, and i wont apologize for that, but some religious people take things wayyy too far. whoever the heck decided to go around "in the name of god" saying: do this or you'll go to hell, i really dislike, because it's quite obvious that they are twisting their religion to their own purposes and goals. the bible never said that every single person who does not (insert crazy religious traditions here) will go to hell.
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Sowy if i offended anyone i have a tendency of just dropping the first thought i get when i laugh at a good comic.
You are a master SnaiLordsΒ
Love you comics
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Me-Agree with the Snail one, believers in the box, for the Snail is wiser than you!
them- NEVER!!!!
me-Ah well Β (grabs mini-gun) , i shall see you in the afterlife-zone MORTALS!! Β
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I break u magical box! *breaks* Crap, my grandma's gonna kill meeeee! (She's a highly religious Christian. It's annoying sometimes)
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"Respect my beliefs/lifestyle and I shall respect yours."Β
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Jesus christ is said to be a loving forgiving religious figure, people are kinda screwing his message with bigotry.
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Spiritual? I've been told I was that myself, but yet to meet another the same. What is your belief exactly?
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From my understanding when people say I'm spiritual is that you've beliefs but you're not devout.
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I think I'm quite devout to my beliefs, but thank you for your explanation.
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Yeah, I was raised Christian, but bad shit happens to everyone, and it doesn't discriminate. Mainly because my Parents especially have had a lot of shit happen to them, and they are better people then I will ever be. Just treat others how you would want to be treated. How much Ego do you need if everyone to love you with all they've got otherwise they burn in hell forever, even if the worst shit has gone their direction?
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Ahhh.. I only meant to read one more-- but I ended up read like 10+ of your comics xDD
I like the personifications and subject matters~ they're really funny too xD
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I love this! Its funny and relatable; like how SOME people force their religion on others (just so you know, I'm not hating on every religious person, just the ignorant amd forceful ones)
And when people tell me I should dress and act like a girl because I am a girl. HA!! Never wanted to be one anyway... guys clothes are more comfortable anyway.
Rock on SnailLords! \(^.^)/
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IΒ΄m on a Christian School, without beeing religious. So I always here how IΒ΄m going to die and go to hell.
Well, I jsut said: "I betterΒ got to the warm hell, then freezing my ass off in heaven..."
Nobody underestood my jokeΒ .... :I
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Hey, at least you'll get free wifi thereΒ
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There's free wifi in Hell?!
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Didn't you know? That's where all the douchy haters are!
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Hell is just full of fabulousness and hawt peeps!
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Hell isn't that bad of a place! There's the Kasha(Two-tailed cat that brings people down there if dead), the Oni who make sure you stay jolly and drunk(This doesn't apply to under-aged.), and then there's the spirits who actually play fun games like skull soccer
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well... in hell are the funniest people and it's warm there
perfect temperature for marshmallows
nice entertainment system (you would get annoyed by harps after a while)
and depending on what you believe anubis/hades & co. are usually described as quite good looking and have a wicked sense of humor ;D
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Ooo say no more, you got me at marshmallows.Β
;D let's go say hi to them good looking hades shall we?
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thehehe Β do you remember the marshmallow guy from ghost busters? he looked so tasty~
no objections on my side ;D
should we bring presents? '_'Β
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Oh mah gawsh your a heathen??? This soooo totally calls for.....! Nothing. >.> mokay, imma go now.
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We're not the ones to be judging!!! NO SIR/MA'AM/OTHER!!!
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