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Published: 2014-07-28 23:23:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 598; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 1
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Lucy is the easiest person in the world to make short jokes about since she's a whopping 5'1" but good GOSH, WickedStellar posted a profile for Shaw/Goliath and he is nearly two foot taller than her, I'm cryingRef'd this photo of Shaquille O'Neal and Nicole Alexander to try and figure out the logistics. According to Google he's 7'1" and she's 5'2", so they have about four more inches difference than Lu and Shaw (Shaw is 6'8") BUT Nicole is also wearing heels in that pic so I think it roughly evens out >:L
And since this comments section has become a Link-Fest;
Click here for bonus tiny!Lu/Herculean!Shaw doodle Click here for more Lucy Is Short jokes Click here for more Shaw Is Tall jokes Shaw belongs to WickedStellar (omgosh btw sorry for stealing your character without asking first?! D:>)
Short-cake is mine.
~ Sheep xx
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Thank you! xD I'm the worst for loving short jokes at Lucy's expense *pats her on the head* LIKE I'M ONE TO TALK.
~ Sheep xx
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XD haha im not short but my brother is too tall
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Hahaaha! That's one way to look at it xD
~ Sheep xc
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I think Shaw will have a new tiny hero friend.
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Awwhaww, I hope so! xD c:
~ Sheep xx
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Haaaahahahaha. Omg this is so perfect. I love you.
Someone needs to shake some sensibility into Lucy. :I
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Eeep, thank youuuuu! <3
Really though. :I ...I here-by nominate Austin to shake some sensibility into her.
~ Sheep xx
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I was WONDERING why you were suddenly commenting on an old as balls picture xD <3Β
This is so cute. Lu's just like " ... well ... there haven't been MANY taller, but it's not like I'm NEW to this situation." Jeeeeez Shaw is even a couple inches over Cyborg. Dang! That IS impressive
Also, nice dick joke.
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I know, sorry! xD Could've SWORN I'd already commented on that but must have only done so on Tumblr. So. Had to fix that >:L
Thank youuuu~ pffft, omgosh you're spot on. My favourite thing is little Victorian Lucy suddenly in THE LAND OF GIANTS. This is why she wears heels as an adult hero :I Impractical, but oh so necessary for people to take her even remotely seriously.
>xD You won't believe me, but that genuinely wasn't the intention. I was thinking along the lines of a pun about 'matters of size' or something. I'm shit at titles, shut up D:
~ Sheep xx
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Haha, thats alright!
Omg that makes far more sense now. I hadn't really examined why she would wear heels when shes older but that definitely explains it! Hahaha, I bet when Chicanery takes place she feels most comfortable around Robin cuz he'd be so small at the time xD
surprisingly I do believe you, but it's a great mishap!
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omg you even remembered the name of Chicanery <3 Hahaaa, but yes, it's so much nicer when everyone's shorter. Then everyone hits ther growth spurts and Lu's just left there like "...Well then. :I"
Yaaaay xD Pfft, and evidently I need you in my life to point out these great mishaps. Never change, Erin.
~ Sheep xx
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Well of COURSE I remember it!
Haha grumpy Lu as she suddenly finds everything on higher shelves. "Gosh darn better nutrition!"
no worries, I'll always keep you on your toes!
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Awwhaww! She has to keep climbing on the counters to reach stuff in the kitchen. "Why are all the mugs on the TOP shelves? I just wanted some tea, not an impromptu training session :'c"
Wouldn't have it any other way, bitch <3
~ Sheep xx
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... "p"?
~ Sheep xx
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great question, apparently my ipod ATE MY COMMENT D:Β
I said:
Eventually they just choose a shelf for Lucy. One of the lower shelves. The lowest shelves. People are doing dishes: "Don't forget to put a few mugs on the Lucy shelf!" or "Hey, it's Lu's turn to set the table tomorrow so leave the dry dishes on her shelf!" or they're unpacking groceries and yell "The rooibos tea is for Lucy, put that down on her shelf so she can get to it!"Β
so ha DA there's my comment, don't eat it again. :<
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Thought something weird like that might have happened
But yes, I accept all of this. The team coming together to make her feel less of a Hobbit <3 Adorable.
~ Sheep xx
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ya DA did some weird update thing on their mobile site so that prolly screwed around with it.
I bet they include a stool decorated to look like Lu's costume and its only to be used by Lu xD <3
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awwhaww, it was just a regular stool but Hes got a hold of it and makes it look fabulous. Literally writes Lu's name on the bottom so no one else can use it.
~ Sheep xx
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not even, Lu's name is across the top, the bottom each leg, and in Β different fonts xDD
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Pahaha! Also in glow-in-the-dark paint so NO ONE can miss it, even if it's dark.
~ Sheep xx
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yup! Itll have a clear glow in the dark sealing layer on it. so all it does is glow at night.
the first night bb saw it like that: "all hail the glow cloud~" Lu:"bb, wtf. that's my stool." bb:"...oh, nvm then!" xDDD
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Haaaahaha, yes >xD
omgosh Nightvale reference. ...That goes straight over Lu's head. Poor BB.
~ Sheep xx
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Aw man that's right haha she'd have literally no clue xD
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Pffffftt why are you saying sorry surprise stuff is literally the best!! I love it!!
But dude this is perfect! <:I I love the comparison in size though! And psssh Lu doesn't need to be scared <:I Shaw's....almostharmless. xD
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Yay! So glad you approooove
Haha, thank you! Pffffft, almostharmless Shaw. True enough! And then I picture them bro-fisting and it breaks Lu's wrist.
I LOVE YOU AND YOUR CHARACTERS, WOMAN.
~ Sheep xx
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I feel like then Shaw would have to answer to Austin for that...or Lue would let him have it, one. xDΒ
WELL I LOVE YOU AND YOUR CHARACTERS >:I
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Awwhaww! <3 Hahaa, omgosh, having to answer to Lu's hoard of protective super friends because he tried a fist bump >xD ("It. Was. An. ACCIDENT D8<") The poor lamb.
*AGGRESSIVE AFFECTION!!*
~ Sheep xx
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Yeeeees, she is a DOLL to him. xD Thank you for the comment heheee <3
~ Sheep xx
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Thank youuuu~!
~ Sheep xx
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Thanks! C:
~ Sheep xx
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I've always wondered wha the interaction between your OC
and my OC would be, probably something really hilarious and
slightly flirty.
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Oooh, that'd be interesting! You OC Spectre? Hahaa, Lu can be flirty too so I imagine all kinds of trouble would ensue
~ Sheep xx
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