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Uh-oh, Kadeem’s mom has told him a million times (okay, more like three) not to run in the house. Kadeem was running because of a TV show he thought he was about to miss, only he was an hour early. He ended up running into the shelf, and knocking down a vase that shattered into a million pieces (to Kadeem, it looked like a million). Kadeem’s mom reached onto the highest part of the shelf and revealed “La Madre de Todas las Chanclas,” which she ordered from the online store, Chancla Blanca because her feet are too tiny, and tiny chanclas are not effective. Haha, Kadeem, who had not seen a chancla that big in his life, had a few choice words to say about it. He said something along the lines of, “Oh, *ahem* ‘freak!’ What is that *ahem* ‘crap?” Kadeem and his mom don’t use profanity, but you have to understand, when you’re about to be smacked by La Madre de Todas las Chanclas that was bought from the online store, Chancla Blanca at a fair price of $15.00, and your mom hid it from you on the highest part of the shelf, knowing good and well that you would never look up there for anything, it’s not easy to hold in a few bad words (La Madre comes in colors of black, purple, red, blue, green, brown, and pink). Kadeem’s mom then responded by saying, “Where is the soap? You also need that.”

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Uh-oh, Kadeem’s mom has told him a million times (okay, more like three) not to run in the house. Kadeem was running because of a TV show he thought he was about to miss, only he was an hour early. He ended up running into the shelf, and knocking down a vase that shattered into a million pieces (to Kadeem, it looked like a million). Kadeem’s mom reached onto the highest part of the shelf and revealed “La Madre de Todas las Chanclas,” which she ordered from the online store, Chancla Blanca because her feet are too tiny, and tiny chanclas are not effective. Haha, Kadeem, who had not seen a chancla that big in his life, had a few choice words to say about it. He said something along the lines of, “Oh, *ahem* ‘freak!’ What is that *ahem* ‘crap?” Kadeem and his mom don’t use profanity, but you have to understand, when you’re about to be smacked by La Madre de Todas las Chanclas that was bought from the online store, Chancla Blanca at a fair price of $15.00, and your mom hid it from you on the highest part of the shelf, knowing good and well that you would never look up there for anything, it’s not easy to hold in a few bad words (La Madre comes in colors of black, purple, red, blue, green, brown, and pink). Kadeem’s mom then responded by saying, “Where is the soap? You also need that.”