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Published: 2010-01-28 04:41:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 4082; Favourites: 56; Downloads: 69
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Blueball'stm CockblockApply directly to your ego
People have been cockblocked by many things.
I really need a cock-block-blocker.
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THE ATOMIC BOMB HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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lol what does the 'SPF' stand for? 'Sperm free?' Lol (I thought that was funny)
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Lol actually I just thought of *Sperm and Penis Free!* lol!
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This is pretty much a lolfest all it's own. I especially love the brand name. Hahahaha...yeah...
I always accidentally cock block for my male friends. It's not my fault other girls instantly assume I am their girlfriend and or some slightly hotter/more successful pick up of theirs. What is my fault are the comments that tend to come with these assumptions....yeah. I'm a shit friend. That being said, these guys owe all their hottest accomplishments to me. Even-stevens now I think.
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Have I told you lately that I love you? New fave!!!
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I'm guilty of cock-blocking, I ruined a young man's dream.
It was JP, walking down the hallway at school, he must've been on his game that day, or it was just his sweet pants, but he had a hot girl under each arm. I came up and was all like "Yo man, how'd this happen?" JP just pointed at his crotch... I just stared for a few moments squinting and said "Oohh ever cute man, it's like a penis, but smaller." all he could respond with was "Fuck you" which was super weak. The girls laughed and went on their merry little way, I'm certain I cost him his only lifelong chance for a threesome. Next time I saw him, he was passed out trashed in a bathtub with his dad coming to pick him up.
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:0 That's not cool man.
Unless he was some dipshit kid.
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Yeah, there was alot of good reasons why he was known as JPness. He was a arrogant annoyance and a dick. You know, when it's like 'some dumb kid'.
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damn it so thats what my girlfriends wearing that explains it all
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It only works for 4 hours so there must be something else
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that and the fact that she can intimidate allmost anyone by glareing at them a glare from her is an instant boner killer
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shouldn't it be PPF for penis protection factor? or wai-
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:0 Well I submitted it for print so soon you can get it on a mug for whatever strange reason you want cock written on your mug.
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no I meant the actual cock block. but anyways, your mom's mug actually HAS a cock on it so I don't know what you're trying to prove.
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Yeah but, I heard that your mum is very nasty, so much so that when she pulls down her panties they sound like velcro.
Awhhhkk... I just gave myself an image. Gross.
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That was irrelevant to the situation, thus being a shitty insult.
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It's okay, your mum isn't here to defend herfelf, and anything you could say about mine is true.
picard ftw
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Your mother is a magical flying giraffe? :0
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AND has three eyes that can turn you to stone OeO
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That's one strict woman :0
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She's like an anorexic Ursala from the little mermaid.
Sea, I don't trust the porpoises of otters, what's their angler? I just clam up whale they ask the questions. Worse than loan sharks I tell ya.
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:0 You try a lil' too hard.
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I wish I had the energy and self-direction to try at all, I'd put it towards something productive. >_> Better than rambling along in my mental illness.
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Everybody kept giving you free internets so I figured...
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THANKS MAN. Seriously, the weight was killing my back.
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That would make my day if I got one :0
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I don't know really. I guess the gallery mods really liked them for some reason.
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